ROCK MORNINGS

What a busy week. No Jean on Monday or Tuesday, but we still had plenty to talk about! We started you off with the ' Monday Morning Throwback ' on "Talk like a Pirate Day"!!! Brian found a ' job ' that's perfect for him, and we discovered how much you're worth on the Dark Web . Plus, a Guinness World Record that Brian thinks he could beat. The FDA had to warn people this week about the potential d...

After a much needed day off on Labor Day Monday, we were back on Tuesday with a discussion about the now-viral Corn Kid , and a bare-knuckle fighter who had an odd celebration after winning a recent fight. A company in Amsterdam is looking to hire someone who can " puke on command " to help people with their fear of vomitting. We discussed the recent Taylor Hawkins tribute show at Wembley, and we...

What a week! Jean was off for a few days, but Brian & Shaw managed to hold down the fort without burning the building to the ground! We talked about having an emergency fund , and how $400 used to be the amount you needed, but now it's closer to $1,400!!! Plus, Panera is testing an A-I drive-thru in some of it's stores. What could possibly go wrong? Tia Sneath from Gundersen Health Systems sto...

Another week in the books....one week closer to September...one week closer to the end of the 95 Days of Summer. We started the week off with the " Monday Morning Throwback ", and found out about all the interesting things in Shaw's wallet . Plus, T ommy Lee finally explained what happened with his infamous Twitter pic. A new scandal rocked the sports world this week...known as " Bag Gate ". We di...

After playing hooky last Friday, we found out what happened to Jean. Needless to say, it sounds painful. We also got to the Monday Morning Throwback and tried to decipher what the very LOUD Karen was saying in a recent viral video. We talked about the upcoming 5FDP & Brantley Gilbert tour, and Shaw shared a story about a poor guy with a water bottle stuck up his ass . Speaking of Shaw, he whif...

What a week. Jean was back from vacation and we started things off with the Monday Morning Throwback and discussed the " Two-Two-Two Rule " for a happy marriage. Plus, Aaron Rodgers was on Barstool's " Pardon My Take " and it kinda took a strange turn. Casper mattress is looking for a professional napper , and we found out about a man who can supposedly "taste" names . Do you kill every plant you...

The final month of the 95 Days of Summer kicked things off this week and we ran down a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month. Plus, the Monday Morning Throwback took us to 2016 when Shaw dropped the now-famous, "Pampers Ja-BlowMe" quote. We talked about a Canadian candy company that's looking for a " Chief Candy Officer ", and Brian recapped Ric Flair's final match. There was an...

Another busy week on the Sickness kicked off with the Monday Morning Throwback from 2016. We also celebrated "National Wine & Cheese" day! We had a real doozy during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Tuesday morning about a guy who wanted to warn the government about a battle between dragons & aliens . Are you having trouble gripping jars ? It could be a sign that you are DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

A very hot week all across the country gave us a ton of stuff to talk about this week. We started things with the " Monday Morning Throwback ", and talked about going commando to beat the heat. Plus, the results of a study about safe drinking amounts were extremely laughable. There was also a story about getting a custom action figure that looks just like you! More heat stuff later in the week, in...

After ten days off thanks to the 4th of July holiday & a bout with Covid, Brian was back this week and he found out about Shaw's gator story on Monday. We also examined a recent survey that found 62% of people find it "socially acceptable" to eat dip with a spoon . We had another drunk, racist Karen harassing a guy who was just standing outside of his own house, and Brian discussed his recent...

Learned something new this week. Trees fight crime ! No, seriously! The City of La Crosse wants to spend almost $1million to plant trees in the downtown area to help fight crime. We also got to all your favorites like the Monday Morning Throwback , the Summer Party Tip , and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. Plus, we talked about the haunted Bass Pro Shop , discuss...

What a wild week we had! Crazy weather, Shaw gone most of the week, the animal kingdom running wild, and all your weekly favorites like " The Monday Morning Throwback ", the " Summer Party Tip ", and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! Brian got all caught-up on Stranger Things and is now eagerly awaiting the series finale in early July, and we got to some Father's D...

What a week! We started things off with the Monday Morning Throwback , and Shaw recapped his weekend spent in a bar with a bunch of crazy children. Plus, we found out that you're at a much greater risk for health problems if you're over 5' 9" tall. There was the story about a #FloridaMan who's groin was injured after he rear-ended a Fed Ex truck while receiving " mouth-love ', and an interesting s...

A very busy week!!! We were off on Monday for the Memorial Day holiday, but got right into it on Tuesday with great news for dudes who are still rockin' the dad bod this year. Plus, a sad story about a bullied kid ...but with a silver lining. We talked about a new Mt. Dew flavor that might be popping up in stores later this summer, and we had Terry Bauer in the studio to talk about this summer's "...

This week started out great. Then it got real dark.  We did our best to keep things light on the show and stay the course. We started the week talking about the " Hanger challenge " on Tik Tok, and hooked you up with the Monday Morning Throwback . We had a few crazy stories during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Tuesday, including a guy who invented a dog " zapper " for his neighbor's dog, an...

EXTREMELY busy this week. Lots going on. We recapped Big Bikes for Little Tikes on Monday morning, and we also got to the " Monday Morning Throwback ", and tried to determine what is considered " walking distance ". Did you know that the average American gets 26 spam calls & 11 spam texts EVERY week? We didn't know it was that high. We talked about Amber Heard blaming Johnny Depp's dog for shi...

Goodbye, winter....hello, summer! We completely skipped spring & went into the swassy temps this week.  Ugh. We kicked things off with an interesting study about prolonging your life by only eating during the daylight hours. Plus, the story about the parents who let their six year-old son run a full marathon . We talked about who's responsibility it is to put the grocery store divider on...

A LOT going on this week, with Mother's Day coming up...we had May the 4th, Cinco de Mayo, and on Monday, we gave you a spoiler-free recap of the final seven episodes of Ozark. But, if you'd like to hear our spoiler-FILLED recap, click here . Also on Monday, we took a look back to 2011 with our Monday Morning Throwback , when the "air sex championships" were coming to Milwaukee. Monday was our fir...

This week, we kicked things off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and a recent survey that found 14% of men wanted a urinal in their house. We talked to Tia from Gundersen Health about this September's " Steppin' Out In Pink " event. And we had a crazy story about horse & jockey BOTH testing positive for meth. Shaw actually figured out the movie this week for "You're killin' me, Shaws", and w...

This week, we had a local story go viral...and she happened to be a 2013 Rock Calendar girl! Welcome to " Poundtown "! We also started the week with Tax day, and we talked about a haunted Easter egg hunt in Michigan.  Shortly after Easter, it was 4/20, and we discussed a recent ranking of the average penis size of 86 countries. Needless to say, the US didn't fare too well.  We also tried...

This week, Brian was out on Monday, recovering from his beer fest bus trip to the cities over the weekend, which he recapped on Tuesday.  We also discovered a very funny YouTube montage of all the non-words from Michael Jackson's " Smooth Criminal " mashed-up into :14 of goodness. We talked about some backyard improvements you could do to make your neighbors jealous, and had another " Karen o...

This week, we started with the JV team of Brian & Brad, then Shaw returned from his brief vacation in the Ozarks, and finally, Jean showed up after a week in Flor-Abama We had the Monday Morning Throwback from 2015, when we talked about using mayo instead of butter for our grilled cheese sammiches. Plus, we discussed that great footage of a very young Prince from a Minneapolis TV station that...

Goodbye, March. Hello, April! We started the week with two major stories: the death of Taylor Hawkins, and the Chris Rock/Will Smith Oscars slap. We also got to the Monday Morning Throwback and had a new "Karen of the Day"! Brian wanted some open & honest criticism from Shaw & Jean, and we discussed working in a pet-friendly environment . Plus, a GREAT story about a British soldier who row...

We started this week off with a recap of the first weekend of March Madness & found out what happens when someone dies on an airplane . Brian had an interesting dream about Phil Collins that he felt compelled to share, and we discussed a list of " lost skills ". There was list about being an empty-nester , and Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws", even though he recognized the voice of t...

The weather this week was definitely a sign that Spring is almost here! We kicked things off on Monday with the " Monday Morning Throwback " and discussed some March Madness stats & info. Mike Tyson is selling gummies ...and they're shaped like ears. We talked about our Spring-cleaning checklists, and found out that apparently, 10,000 steps is no longer the goal . In fact, it's less! No Shaw f...