Brian Simpson

ROCK MORNINGS

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Author

Brian Simpson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

957therock.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

The one with a split penis 02.02.2024

A very WARM week in the Coulee Region! Most of the snow is gone, & now I've gotta pick up all this dog shit in my yard. Actually saw a few guys on crotch-rockets last weekend in downtown La Crosse. Still to sandy for that. We started the week with the Monday Morning Throwback , and an incredible story about Arby's in Georgia paying off a ton of school lunch debt. We also discussed whether or n...

The one with a Rock Fest lineup 26.01.2024

What a week. We talked to Chris Daughtry about his upcoming show at the La Crosse Center with Breaking Benjamin , and we talked to Wade from Rock Fest on Thursday when the lineup was released! On top of that, we talked about some easy ways to burn calories , a new device that electrocutes the allergies out of your nose(supposedly), and a dog that helped save it's owner after he fell through some i...

The one with Bush 19.01.2024

Bro…it's so friggin' cold outside! Thankfully, it seems like next week is going to be MUCH nicer. We kicked things off this week with the " Monday Morning Throwback ", our interview with Eric "Badlands" Booker from back in 2011. We also talked about why this past Monday was considered the most depressing day of the year . On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about an...

The one with some big news 12.01.2024

ng stat about job interviews . On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about some people in Taiwan who mistakenly ate laundry detergent pods that they thought were candy, a man in Alabama who got stuck in a decorative urn at a work party, a #FloridaMan who had some meth in between his butt cheeks, and a guy in Brazil who was obsessed with digging a hole in his yard…only...

The one with the New Year 05.01.2024

Another short week to start 2024…we were off on Monday to recover from NYE, and on Tuesday we got started right away with a list of things to look forward to in January. We also talked about Snoop being an analyst at this year's upcoming Summer Olympics, and how Ryan Seacrest got manhandled on Dick Clark's "Rockin' New Year's Eve" broadcast. During Tuesday's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had sto...

The one without a narrator 08.12.2023

k a delivery driver hostage because their order was cold, a woman who walked out of her hair appointment without paying, and a candidate that didn't vote for himself ! During Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we shared stories about a Utah man who got gored by a bison, a man who hit his wife in the face with a sausage during an argument, and a man who paid a woman to urinate on him...

The one with noodle bowls 01.12.2023

After a short, holiday week…we were back in the studio for a full five days this week. We started with the Monday Morning Throwback , our interview with John Steers from 2012. We also had another " Karen of the Day ", as a woman peed right in front of everyone else on a plane. During Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a driver in California who had a forged licen...

The one with Mom's poop 17.11.2023

The last week before Thanksgiving, and we had some SERIOUSLY nice weather. High temps in the 60's almost the entire week! We kicked things off with the " Monday Morning Throwback ", and a Kyle who went berzerk in a McDonald's drive-thru. Plus, we talked about all the sweet treats we're going to be eating over the next two months. On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories a...

The one with all the animals 10.11.2023

  On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy with a McLovin license plate that tried to run from the cops, a NJ custodian that soiled an entire cafeteria, and people pooping while waiting in line for the rides at Disney. Gross. We ran through a list of ways you can add six years to your life , and during Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had s...

The one with oysters on a first date 27.10.2023

What a week! Brian returned from vacation & recapped his trip to Iron River, and we rewound to 2017 for the " Monday Morning Throwback ". During our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who came home from vacation to find her home had been wrongly demolished , a town that might have overreacted to a Halloween decoration , a "dead body" that ended up being...

The one where Doc swears 06.10.2023

Now that 'Fest has come & gone, we're trying to get back to reality this week.  We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback , and on Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a drunk guy plowing into a police station with his vehicle while blaring Guns 'N Roses, and a Waukesha woman who was also drunk and crashed into a few things before chugging a Smirnoff...

The one with Oktoberfest 28.09.2023

We kicked off Oktoberfest week with Brian's FAVORITE Oktoberfest memory as our " Monday Morning Throwback ", and we found out that we're apparently washing our armpits incorrectly . On Tuesday, we talked about a guy who "accidentally" sent a nude photo of his wife to their entire family ...which led to a discussion about our own embarrassing moments. Plus, Tinder is basically prostituting people n...

The one with a prison zoo 22.09.2023

What a week! We kicked things off with the Monday Morning Throwback , and a discussion about the Hambone Awards for odd insurance claims on household pets. On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a #FloridaWoman who left her kid in a running car to go for a swim in the ocean to " meet sharks ", another shark story - a bunch of vacationers tried to save a shark that had beached i...

The one with a bike winner 15.09.2023

A full five days of the Sickness this week after last week's holiday. We kicked things off with the " Monday Morning Throwback " and we talked to this year's bike winner, Aaron Balow of Holmen .  On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a tow truck driver who was allegedly drunk when he crashed into FOURTEEN cars while towing another vehicle, a guy who spent almost...

The one with "Hot Bedding" 08.09.2023

Short week with Labor Day on Monday. We kicked things off on Tuesday with a discussion about pet peeves . During our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a former pizza parlor owner in Massachusetts that improperly used a PPP loan to buy an alpaca farm in Vermont, an issue with some Paw Patrol snacks , an Indiana man who had a " spiritual awakening ", and a drunk idiot w...

The One with Pickle-Gate 01.09.2023

Adios, August! Goodbye, Summer! Hello, Fall & Spooky season! Boy, does that sound basic. I am rather excited that summer is coming to an end. Festbiers are back, Halloween & horror movies are right around the corner...it's my favorite time of year! We started the week in August with the Monday Morning Throwback , and ended in September with a list of things to look forward to in the coming...

The one with time blindness 21.07.2023

After spending most of last week at Rock Fest, Brian returned to the studio on Monday for the Monday Morning Throwback , a recap of his time in Cadott, and a discussion about time blindness . On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a priest who got in trouble for using some oil on someone's genitals, a sad story about about a pod of whales , the husband from the "...

The one with a short week 07.07.2023

A very short week after a nice holiday weekend. We started things off on Wednesday with a 4th of July wrap-up, and another " Karen of the Day ". This time, she's getting off a flight because one of the other passengers is apparently NOT a real person. We also played some great audio from a driving lesson gone bad! And even though he only watched a couple of Harrison Ford films over the holiday wee...

The one with Brian's light fixture 30.06.2023

As we get ready for the long, holiday weekend, we started the week with a look back. The Monday Morning Throwback !  We also took a look back to last weekend when Jean went to the Cities to see Taylor Swift with her daughter. We talked about Celine Dion's " My Heart Will Go On " getting a streaming bump since the Titan Sub incident, and we discussed the so-called " Laxative Effect " of shopping at...

The one with a submarine 22.06.2023

What a week!  The world became obsessed with some people in a janky-ass submarine that sadly, didn't make it. We started the week with the Monday Morning Throwback , and our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a 10-foot python in some guy's shower, a warning about Taylor Swift ticket scams in Minnesota, a #FloridaWoman who was drinking 4 Lokos in a parking lot of a...

The one with Shaw's moped 16.06.2023

Shaw was off on Monday, but returned & recapped his trip to Chicago! We still started the week with the " Monday Morning Throwback ", and played a game of "Would You Rather - Smarter or Prettier"  We discussed which states would be the best prepared for an alien invasion , which led us to an interesting suggestion for Shaw now that he's got a moped. Strap a gun to it so he can fight back again...

The one with cannibal pineapples 09.06.2023

A full five days of work this week, but having a concert to look forward to made it all worthwhile! We started the week off with the " Monday Morning Throwback " and Brian admitted that he realized he's a step below being a sadist. Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about some idiots putting a baby elk in the back of their vehicle, a McDonald's customer that ordered...

The one with June 02.06.2023

A short week with the holiday on Monday, but we still managed to pack a lot of stuff in four days of work. We learned that Shaw bought a moped over the weekend, and we also learned a new, Gen-Z term. " Bed Rotting ". On the Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about casinos in Vegas paying out less, a woman who won a cheese-rolling competition even though she was knocked...

The one with Billy Joel Cyrus 26.05.2023

Another five-day work week in the books & we're on to the holiday weekend! We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback this week & a new A.I. powered lawnmower that Brian actually had some interest in. Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about Satan-Con in Boston, a sheriff's wife who got busted for DUI after driving her car into someone's home, a vi...

The one with a milk lock 19.05.2023

How is it almost June? Seriously...where did the last month go? This week, we kicked things off with another " Monday Morning Throwback ", and we talked about a guy who locked his milk in the work fridge. Plus, weddings in space is apparently a "thing" that's going to be happening, and it's going to be VERY expensive. On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy...

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