Brian Simpson

ROCK MORNINGS

Comedy EN ↓ 772 episodes

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Author

Brian Simpson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

957therock.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Are you washing your shredded cheese? 23.04.2024

Day two without Shaw! We started you off with news about some ground beef that may contain E.coli, a man who set himself on fire near the Donald Trump trial, and a comedian who had a woman kicked out of his show because she was breastfeeding her child. Talked about the NBA & NHL playoffs, and a scary scene during the Brewers batting practice yesterday where a pitcher took a line drive off the...

A creepy-ass basement door appears out of nowhere. 22.04.2024

Monday again and Shaw's out this week on vacation! Hope he has fun in South Carolina. We talked about this weekend's NHL & NBA playoffs, and we discussed this year's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees . Brian talked about his bird feeder again and tried to figure out what kind of birds were frequenting his backyard. We had a great story about a cat in MN that was living in a car with 46 ot...

Happy 4/20 Eve! 19.04.2024

The weekend has finally arrived! Shaw's going on vacation next week, so we talked a bit about that this morning, and we also talked about all the transfer portal movement with the Badgers this offseason. Let you know what's new in theaters this weekend and what'll be on TV. And had a great story about the importance of learning CPR . Tomorrow is 4/20 , so we looked at some of the deals that will b...

All I know is I want to eat a pizza cake. 18.04.2024

It's just another thirsty Thursday…. Started things off with the Thursday Song and Brian talked about watching " Suicide Kings " last night. Discussed the results of the NBA Play-In tourney games from Wednesday night, and also talked about Caitlin Clark's introductory press conference . Had a cool story about a teddy bear drive in Nashville for abused children. In case you were unaware, today is "...

A banana-peel BLT sammich? 17.04.2024

Today got totally flipped after Brian found out that Dole's website has a recipe for a banana peel BLT sandwich. For real. It's " National Banana Day ", so that's where the conversation started…but once he found out about this whole sammich thing, he was out on bananas. Talked about last night's NBA play-in tourney and the Kwik Trip/Brewers collaboration this season. And speaking of the Brew Crew,...

JuJu's penis & a Ticketmaster lawsuit! 16.04.2024

And here comes the weather. After a few days of really nice weather, we've got some strong storms & rain coming through the next few days. We talked about last night's WNBA draft & the NBA setting attendance records this season. And we let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday . Plus, more info on the whole Billy Joel/CBS debacle . Had a cool story about some Girl Scouts in TN who use...

Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl helps announce the Big River Rally! 15.04.2024

Final day of the really nice weather before some showers & severe storms move into the area and we had a MAJOR announcement this morning thanks to Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl! If you haven't heard, the Big River Rally is happening this August in La Crosse with rides, vendors, motorcycles, stunt bike shows, music, food, drinks & more! Tickets go on-sale this Friday at 6am. We also talked a...

Marrying your cousin & fart walks! 12.04.2024

Ah…Friday! And a beautiful one at that. Looks like it's going to be really nice this weekend, so get outta the house & do something outside. We started you off with the Friday Song and let you know what's going to be on TV & in theaters this weekend in case you prefer staying inside when it's absolutely gorgeous outside. We talked about Rashee Rice turning himself in and updated you on the...

Happy "National Pet Day"!!! 11.04.2024

One more day until the weekend! We started you off with the Thursday song this morning. Talked about Shohei Ohtani's interpreter getting ready to plead guilty, and Shaw shared some cool info about an organ donation awareness campaign happening at hospitals around the country. We had two excellent & uplifting stories this morning - one about a senior dog rescue center holding a " Geezer Gala "...

Brian needs a new lotion. 10.04.2024

Hump Day is here to rock you like a hurricane! Just kidding. It's like 70° today! We started you off with Brian bitching about his stupid Red Sox & their celebration for the 20th anniversary of the 2004 MLB World Series championship yesterday before their home opener. Also talked about Giannis' calf injury from the game against the Celtics last night. Today is " National Hug Your Dog Day ", bu...

What gadget do you want in your robot hand? 09.04.2024

Did you survive the eclipse? Are you sick of the phrase "path of totality"????? We recapped the solar eclipse this morning, including the mouth-breather on " The View " who tried to blame the eclipse on climate change. Yeah. Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and we talked about UConn 's dominant performance against Purdue in the men's NCAA Championship game. Had a wonderful update on...

The eclipse & CJ Snare. 08.04.2024

Welcome back, Jean! She returned from vacation today & gave us an update on how things went in Alabama. We obviously talked about the eclipse a LOT this morning, including the expected increase in car crashes , and about 7% of people don't want to watch it at all. Another big topic this morning was the death of Firehouse frontman CJ Snare. Brian's recap of the Firehouse & Bret Michaels sho...

Toilet rats & horny turkeys! 05.04.2024

It's finally Friday and I'm starting to feel like a human again. Thank Lucifer! Started the day off with a heart-warming story about a stray dog found in Michigan that went missing from California a year ago! Talked about what's on TV this weekend & in theaters. And speaking of TV, there's apparently a " Legally Blonde " show in the works. Funny video of an elementary school principal chasing...

Things you didn't know about women until moving in with one? 04.04.2024

The weekend is almost here! We started you off with the Thursday Song this morning. Also found out that there wasn't a winner for last night's Powerball Jackpot. Today is " National Burrito Day ", so we shared some of the deals that are available. Talked about the upcoming " Happy Gilmore " sequel, and the new " Matrix " sequel that's in the works. If you haven't seen the video of this hiker being...

A soccer player REALLY liked his own goal. 03.04.2024

Hump Day! Brian's under the weather, Jean is still on vacation, and we had a big show at the La Crosse Center last night. Yesterday was also the WI primary , so we got to some of those results. Had a story about a dog named "Hero" that truly lived up to that title when his owner got stuck in a muddy ditch for two days, and some officers in #Florida arrested a delivery driver who was a wanted felon...

Who'd win in a fight? A 70 year-old or a 13 year-old? 02.04.2024

It's show day! We've got Breaking Benjamin, Daughtry & Catch Your Breath at the La Crosse Center tonight…hope to see you all there. It's also the Wisconsin Primary today, so we started the morning discussing the local races, and we talked about last night's women's Elite 8 games . It's also " National PB&J Day ", so we talked about our favorite ways to make a peanut butter & jelly samm...

That's a BIG ASS saw blade! 01.04.2024

Happy Birthday to us! 95.7 The Rock turns 26 years old today, and that is NOT an April Fool's prank! Brian & Shaw started the morning by recapping their Easter weekends, including the NCAA Elite 8 action . Since it's the first of the month, we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in April, and we talked about the possibility of a " Home Improvement " reunion/reboot. Cool stor...

Easter Candy & bootlegger caves! 29.03.2024

Welcome to Good Friday!! We started things off this morning with a discussion about our upcoming Easter meals, and we recapped last night's NCAA Sweet 16 action. Let you know what's on TV & in theaters this weekend, and we talked about the line-up for the Bonus Bash at Rock Fest this July. Can't wait! Had a cool story about a Pirates pitcher who's going to be making a $100 donation to the Gary...

Are you a Wiener Connesieur? 28.03.2024

Hello Thursday! We started you off with the Thursday Song and talked a LOT of sports today. It's MLB Opening Day, and Brian thinks it should be a National Holiday. Unfortunately, the Brew Crew will have to wait until tomorrow to start their season. The Sweet 16 kicks of tonight, and yesterday, the NCAA president called for changes to legal gambling involving player prop bets . We also talked about...

Rosie Perez & a front-loader death match! 27.03.2024

Hump Day is here and there's flurries in the forecast. Thankfully, it's supposed to be back in the 50's this weekend. We started things out with updates on the Francis Scott Key bridge collapse in Baltimore from yesterday, and we also found out that someone in New Jersey won the Mega Millions jackpot last night. Talked a bit about the NFL's kickoff rule change that got approved at the owners' meet...

The Quad God, a bridge disaster, and the top comedy films. 26.03.2024

Final day before Jean's vacation. We started things off with the shocking video & tragic news of the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore being run into by a shipping container boat & collapsing into the river. Yesterday afternoon, Shohei held a press conference to address the situation with his former interpreter & the gambling allegations. We let you know what's new on New Release T...

There's a fire-starting witch in Iowa! 22.03.2024

We had a great story about two friends who are attempting to set the Guinness World Record for longest journey by toy car . And they're doing it to raise money to end all kill shelters. Amidst all the college basketball going on this weekend, the Shohei Ohtani story is also a massive deal right now in the sports world, and it looks like Brian's assumption that there's more to this story is coming...

Who'd you rather? Luxury goods, taxes, utilities, transport, insurance, or entertainment??? 21.03.2024

Thursday has arrived, and here comes the snow! Supposed to start sometime after midnight with several inches expected in our area. We kicked things off with the Thursday Song and talked about the Powerball & Mega Millions jackpots both reaching closer & closer to record levels. The Dodgers & Padres are opening the MLB season in Seoul, South Korea, but the big news this morning was that...

Stop giving my kid so much homework! 20.03.2024

health negatively. Speaking of negativity, nerds are upset about the redesign of Rogue in the new "X-Men '97" series on Disney+. Did you hear about the new traffic lights that are supposed to help the flow of traffic with all the autonomous vehicles on the road? Shaw aced this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws", which was from the movie " I Love You, Man ". Sad news with a silver lining...

Spring has sprung & things that are 50 in 2024. 19.03.2024

able to continue with the Swimsuit Issue. Had a couple of nice stories just after 7am this morning. One was a girl's favorite stuffed animal that ended up in the dump was found & returned to her, and a 98 year old Veteran in Oregon is still driving & delivering Meals on Wheels! Had a list of things that are turning FIFTY this year, and talked about all the condoms that'll be available at t...

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