Brian Simpson

ROCK MORNINGS

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Author

Brian Simpson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

957therock.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Gimme some of that Mega-Millions money! 06.09.2024

And that's a wrap on the short week. We kicked things off with the latest news on the Georgia school shooting , and we also talked about the big news from Linkin Park . Discussed the wild finish to last night's NFL season opener between the Chiefs & the Ravens…and speaking of the Chiefs, we also talked the Chiefs-A-Holic idiot who just got sentenced for all those bank robberies. Let you know w...

Nearly half of all Americans are hoarders. Nasty, disgusting hoarders. 05.09.2024

The short week continues with the Pat McCurdy version of the "Thursday Song" as he'll be playing at the Alpine Inn tonight starting at 7pm. The news this morning dominated by the tragedy in Georgia with updates from Shaw throughout the show. We talked about yesterday's Brewers loss , and the start of week 1 in the NFL tonight. Also, Caitlin Clark messed around & got a triple-double last night,...

I'm never letting a doctor stick a needle in my penis. 04.09.2024

Happy Hump Day, yo! On a short week, no less. Started the morning off by talking about 10-4 being the new 9-5 …and a couple of companies are popping up that will apparently quit your job for you . Talked about the Brewers extra-inning loss to the Cardinals last night, and a classy move by the Montreal Canadiens' Cole Caufield for the upcoming NHL season. Funny story about a pig on the loose that w...

Shaw is retiring. 03.09.2024

Welcome back after the long weekend! We all recapped our Labor Day activities, and talked about yesterday's Netflix special: "Unfinished Beef. Chestnut vs. Kobayashi ". And speaking of consuming mass quantities, did you hear about the dude from Michigan who chugged 24 ounces of ranch dressing in TEN seconds??? There was a shooting this weekend in La Crosse , and the Brewers stayed hot by winning s...

Get fancy and drink some GatorWine this Labor Day weekend! 30.08.2024

Hello Friday! Hello long, holiday weekend! Speaking of the holiday, we hooked you up with some Labor Day stats & info, and we took a look ahead with our list of "Things to look forward to in the month of September"! Talked about the Brewers 6-0 shutout yesterday, and the crushing loss for the Golden Gophers last night. Plus, Jack Del Rio is joining the Badger staff as they get ready to take on...

You ever have sex in a car? 29.08.2024

Thursday song to kick things off this morning, and the big news of the day is Trump's visit to La Crosse . If you've got an extra $40k kicking around, you can bid on this sweet coffin cooler from Liquid Death & Yeti! Talked about the Brewers win over the Giants last night, and the weekend of NCAA football action ahead. Hawk Tuah girl is back in the news with a brand-new phrase, and apparently....

Are you Team Venmo Mom? 28.08.2024

What would you do if you went hiking for a team-building exercise with 14 of your coworkers and they LEFT YOU on the mountain after you got lost? Christian Yelich spoke to the media for the first time since having back surgery, and we also discussed the Packer cut-down day . Let you know what's on TV tonight and we had a touching story about a young girl in Texas who's been battling cancer since s...

What the F is going on with Park Rangers? 27.08.2024

Not AS steamy today as it was yesterday, but still getting up into the 90's again. We kicked things off this morning by talking about the Linkin Park countdown timer that appeared the other day, and we also talked about the start of the 2024 Paralympics. The Packers traded for a veteran, backup QB yesterday…and Sid "Sycho Sid" Eudy died at age 63 after a battle with cancer. Let you know what's new...

Happy "National Dog Day"!!!!!!!!!!!! 26.08.2024

Another steamy one today with a high near 96° expected. Talked about Trump coming to town for a visit later this week, and a new Trump item you might want for your office or man-cave! There was a wild finish to the Little League World Series yesterday, and a wild finish on Saturday night during the NASCAR race ! Today is " National Dog Day ", so we discussed some of the deals you can take advantag...

Brian is trying to get on "Bar Rescue" 23.08.2024

Welcome to Friday! Get ready for some heat as temps continue to rise into the 90's over the next few days. We let you know what's in theaters this weekend if you prefer to stay inside with the delightful air conditioning, and we also got Doc's "Racing Report" thanks to County Materials in Holmen. The cost of tuition at UW-Madison is already high, and the regents are attempting to keep costs down b...

Brian is sick of pecans & almonds. 20.08.2024

Jean's back on a Tuesday morning and she recapped the Big River Rally . We let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show . Cool story about a Navy Veteran who joined the group " I Want To Mow Your Lawn " to help his community after hearing about it on the radio. Had a wild report about a former NFL player that urinated on an elderly woman on...

How do you misplace a skull? 19.08.2024

Hello Monday! Looks like it'll be pretty decent this week in the Coulee Region, and as summer continues to wind down, we'll keep announcing qualifiers for the bike each & every morning. Jean's out today, so it's a "Boy's Club" with fist bumps & extra Bacon! We both recapped our weekends, with Brian going to the Brewer game on Sunday, and Shaw visiting his kids in Madison. Brewers got a nic...

If you could have 5,000 of anything that starts with the letter "Y", what would it be? 16.08.2024

A very foggy start to the day! Sad news to start the morning as Great White's Jack Russell passed away yesterday, along with musician Greg Kihn . Also yesterday, our beloved Anh passed away at the age of 83. We'll have more on that next week as we deal with the tragedy of her death. The Brewers got the win over the Dodgers yesterday, but lost Yelich for the rest of the season as he decided to have...

Don't F**K with an 8 year-old who's got a bat! 15.08.2024

Mowed yesterday. Rain today. Perfect! We started you off with the Thursday Song this morning...and a list of the retro items that might end up on the Taco Bell menu! Recapped yesterday's Brewers win over the Dodgers and talked about Austin Dillon's NASCAR penalty after he wrecked Joey Logano & Denny Hamlin last weekend. Brian has been watching the new season of " Unsolved Mysteries " on Netfli...

Hellmann's Mayo > whatever Miracle Whip is. 14.08.2024

Lots to get to on a Hump Day, including the guilty verdict in the Nya Thao triple homicide trial, the election results from yesterday's primary, and the Brewers losing to the Dodgers yet again last night. Talked about the upcoming eating competition between Joey Chestnut & Takeru Kobayashi on Netflix this Labor Day, and about a kid in Massachusetts that was trying to raise money for his brothe...

Two people. One steak. Eleven ounces. 14.08.2024

What's new on New Release Tuesday ? We let you know about that. Also talked about Aaron Rodgers apparently regretting that he claimed to be "immunized" back in 2021, and the use of " guardian caps " in the NFL this season. Today is " International Left-Handers Day ", so we took a look at some small ways the world is set up to benefit righties. It's also " Filet Mignon Day ", and Shaw is planning o...

How do you butter your corn? 12.08.2024

Monday morning is here! Started things off with a look back at Irishfest, including an appearance by Zac Brown! Recapped this weekend's final Olympic events including the men's & women's basketball, and the strange breakdancer from Australia that everyone's talking about. Let you know what's on TV now that the Olympics are over, and we also had a great story about a missing 5 year-old in Flori...

Poop on the beach. Poop on your face. 09.08.2024

Happy Friday, y'all! We started things off with an Olympic recap, including an updated medal count , Noah Lyles ' positive Covid test, and Tara Davis-Woodhall 's gold medal win in the women's long jump. We let you know what's in theaters this weekend, and we recapped yesterday's Brewers game that included SIX home runs! Plus, the big news in La Crosse today is about the recent city council meeting...

Free colonoscopies for life? Sign me up! 08.08.2024

It's Thursday! Recapped the Olympics, including the updated medal count , Quincy Hall 's come-from-behind win in the 400m, how much the medalists make for winning, and an athlete who got busted trying to buy drugs. Talked about JD Vance & Kamala Harris both being in Eau Claire yesterday, and Nelly getting arrested at a casino in St. Louis! Today's " National Pickleball Day ", and a couple of d...

Who steals a bunch of wine & doesn't drink it? 07.08.2024

HUMP DAY! Another beautiful day in the Coulee Region. We recapped yesterday's Olympic action, including an updated medal count, Amit Elor dominating in her gold-medal match, Cole Hocker's extremely exciting win in the men's 1500m race, and Gabby Thomas winning the women's 200m! Elsewhere in Olympic news, former gymnast McKayla Skinner (who threw shade at the current gymnastics team) is now claimin...

Either I get a third hash brown, or I'm getting my gun. 06.08.2024

Welcome to Tuesday! We had some significant rain & wind move through the area last night, but nothing close to what's going on in the south with Hurricane Debby . Recapped the Olympic action from yesterday, including an updated medal count , an offer for the French pole-vaulter that went viral over the weekend, a cyclist who had to use the bathroom mid-race, and a very emotional story about a...

Dirty water in France. Dirty water in the marsh! 05.08.2024

A rainy Monday morning to start the week. Thankfully, it's going to be MUCH cooler this week with highs in the upper 70's expected almost every day this week. We recapped a lot of Olympic stuff from the last few days, including an updated medal count , Simone Biles & Katie Ledecky dominating and winning even more gold, Noah Lyles becoming the fastest man on the planet, and Brian's favorite - R...

Brother. Sister. Granny. Gun. Broom. Bug Spray. Under-seasoned chicken. 02.08.2024

Happy Friday, y'all! We wrapped up the week today with all sorts of stuff. Of course, we talked quite a bit about the Olympics, including an updated medal count , Simone Biles ' new gold medal, Katie Ledecky 's 13th career medal, Kate Douglass ' first ever gold, and of course…the whole boxing thing. Let you know what's on TV this weekend and what's in theaters , and we had a cool story about a kit...

Happy Birthday, JEAN! 01.08.2024

Happy Birthday Jean! The old gal got another year older today…not really sure what the official age is. Somewhere in the 50's. Lot of Olympic stuff again with an updated medal count , the men's basketball team with a big win over South Sudan yesterday, Katie Ledecky getting another gold medal, and the " Sadly, I didn't make the team " videos. We also talked about the NFL's new kick-off rules . A c...

Does Brian secretly like Zac Brown? 31.07.2024

Hump Day! Gonna be steamy the rest of the week with high temps near 90° Spent a bunch of time talking about the Olympics this morning, including the Women's gymnastics Gold medal from yesterday, the total medal count , the Brazilian surfer , and we took a look at the 2028 Summer Olympics in L.A. Sweet video of a Dad who just found out that BOTH his daughters are pregnant and are due three weeks ap...

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