Brian Simpson

ROCK MORNINGS

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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Brian Simpson

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Oct 16, 2026

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Episodes

How to properly dispose of a sex doll. 12.08.2025

Here we go with another Tuesday. Some rain possible this morning…hopefully if it does rain, it'll dry out by the time I have to mow the lawn this afternoon. We started the show this morning with the latest news on the flooding in the Milwaukee area this past weekend, including Governor Evers declaring a state of emergency. Also in the news this morning, President Donald Trump is deploying t...

A look at the worst songs ever and Jean's visit to UW. 11.08.2025

Welcome back to work, yo. Another weekend gone by. Another five days of torture in front of us. We kicked off the week with an update on the flooding in Milwaukee, including info on vouchers for the State Fair. Also in the news this morning, the Holmen robbery suspect from last week has been captured, and police in Sun Prairie are investigating a body that was found in a manure pit. Plus, an updat...

Tarantula dicks & Mayo weddings. 08.08.2025

Happy Friday, yo! Gonna be a hot one today. Some showers & thunderstorms likely this weekend. Which will be great for my lawn! Big thanks to Doc for coming in to the studio this morning and hanging out. Got an in-person Racing Report thanks to County Materials ! Also let you know what's on TV this weekend, what's new in theaters , and what new music is in stores today. And in case you missed i...

Parrots who snitch & genital ultrasounds in an apartment. 07.08.2025

No Jean, no problem! Brian's flying solo the next few days, so let's crank up some tunes and have some fun. He wasn't totally alone this morning as Office Cora joined him just after 8am to talk about what she's up to in the 715 this weekend. He also let you know what's on TV today/tonight, and he talked about some interesting ways to add more movement to your day if you've been feeling sluggish. I...

Unhygienic things and the lamest excuse to miss work. 06.08.2025

Another Wednesday…coming up! Should be decent today before some showers & thunderstorms move into the area tomorrow. In the news this morning, a debate about the water bubblers in La Crosse, a couple in West Salem get arrested for serious child-abuse accusations , an official cause of death for Ozzy, a guest at an Airbnb in Madison allegedly found hidden cameras in the bathroom, the aba...

Speed limits. Best drummers. Juggling. 05.08.2025

It's Tuesday and I've got to mow my lawn. The grass is in desperate need of a trim. So, I've got that on the schedule for this afternoon. In the news this morning, the latest on the Canadian wildfires affecting our air quality, a recall on butter , some accidents in Sturgis , and a bear in Wisconsin that had a plastic jug on it's head gets a little bit of help. In sports, the Brewers remain hot wi...

A robot that helps "pick up" around the house and a four-year grudge about a sandwich. 04.08.2025

Another weekend in the books. Another work week has begun. In the news today, the air quality in Wisconsin continues to suck, Loni Anderson passed away over the weekend, American Eagle has responded to the backlash over the Sydney Sweeney ad campaign, the latest on a deadly shooting at a bar in Montana this weekend, and there have been 9 confirmed cases of the measles in Wisconsin. In sports, the...

Jean's B-day, things to look forward to in August, and human hibernation? 01.08.2025

It's Friday and we've got a LOT to do this morning! First off, it's Jean's Birthday! She's gotta be getting close to 60 at this point. Poor old gal! We celebrated Jean all morning long and surprised her with some breakfast & a really beautiful bouquet. Also this morning, Doc joined us to talk racing, courtesy of County Materials in Holmen. In the news this morning, the latest on the air qualit...

Brian says "chocks of chunklets" instead of "chunks of chocolates" and it turned into a thing. 31.07.2025

Good morning & welcome to Thursday! We kicked things off with the Thursday Song, and later in the morning, we talked to Office Cora about what she's up to this weekend in the 715 ! Always fun to talk to her. In the news this morning, the air quality in Wisconsin continues to be an issue with the Canadian wildfires burning out of control, Judge Ramona Gonzalez is officially leaving the courtroo...

The "trendiest" drink of the summer...and a hemorrhoid epidemic! 30.07.2025

Happy Hump Day! Glad I mowed the lawn yesterday as we've got rain in the forecast today. On the show this morning, we let you know what's on TV today/tonight. We talked about raccoon that was stuck in a dumpster but got rescued. And we talked about dolphin that was stuck in a fishing net but ALSO got rescued! In the news this morning, a massive earthquake in Russia sent tsunami waves to the coasts...

If there was a "clothing optional" bar, would you go? 29.07.2025

Got some rain this morning. Looks like more on the way tomorrow. Cooling off quite a bit by tomorrow, too! Started the morning off with the latest on the deadly shooting in NYC, an update on the bear attack in Comstock a few weeks ago, a foundation in our area wants to add more cameras downtown, an Eau Claire man is facing several charges of possessing child pornography, and Wisconsin's Secretary...

Jean is back & tells us about her vacation to Key West. 28.07.2025

Welcome back to reality! Another steamy one today with high temps in the 90's expected. Thankfully, it's supposed to cool of tomorrow. In the news this morning, we talked about the massive boat explosion in Prescott this weekend, the Lt. Governor launching her campaign to be the next Governor, a memorial fund set up in honor of Eliotte Heinz, and a bunch of people got sick from pizza that was tain...

RIP, Hulk Hogan...BROTHER. 25.07.2025

What a crazy week. Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Ozzy. Hogan. Just a wild ride. Obviously, we talked about the death of Hulk Hogan this morning, including a recap of his wrestling career, his life outside the ring, his other appearances on TV & in movies, and some personal memories of the Hulkster. Also in the news, a La Crosse man was sentenced to 64 months in Federal prison on a meth charge, a local...

What does it actually take to join the "Mile High Club"? 24.07.2025

So close to the weekend, I can almost taste it! Going to be busy, but still looking forward to it. After yesterday's tribute to the late, great Ozzy Osbourne, we attempted to get back to normal on the show. Office Cora joined me just after 8am to talk about what she's up to this weekend in the 715. Started the show with the Thursday Song, and in the news this morning, the body of Eliotte Heinz was...

RIP, Ozzy Osbourne. 23.07.2025

Our tribute to the Godfather of Heavy Metal, Ozzy Osbourne. RIP, Ozzy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The perfect gift for a kid...and current tech that will be ridiculous in 50 years. 22.07.2025

Get ready, because that heat is coming! Looking at 94° tomorrow with some showers in the morning and more rain likely on Thursday. We talked about the upcoming "heat dome" in the news this morning…along with the haze from the Canadian wildfires . Also in the news, the search for Eliotte Heinz continues, Malcolm-Jamal Warner died over the weekend in a drowning accident, a Wisconsin murde...

Brian recaps Rock Fest! 21.07.2025

Back in the studio after a long weekend at Rock Fest. Obviously, Brian talked all about his days in Cadott…recapping the bands, the Bacon, the beers, and more! In the news this morning, the La Crosse Police are looking for a missing woman , charges against a former Wisconsin nurse have been dismissed, the TSA is adding family lanes at select airports, a recal l on a popular deodorant, and a...

Who knew that Walmart sold so many sex toys? 15.07.2025

Final day in the studio before heading to Rock Fest ! I've got the beers in the fridge in the camper, a bag full of Bacon, and I'm ready to rock! Hope to see a bunch of you there! In the news this morning, the Lansing bridge is going to get demolished later this year, the latest info on the bear attack in Comstock, an update on the flooding in Texas , an assisted living facility in Massachusetts r...

Do NOT get botox injections in a woman's shed. 14.07.2025

Only one more sleep before we head to Cadott! VERY excited to get out of town for a few days & party it up with a bunch of our friends & listeners! In fact, we had a Rock Fest preview this morning…looking over the line-up and all the other stuff that'll be happening later this week. In the news this morning, a woman in Wisconsin was attacked by a bear over the weekend, the victims i...

How long would it take before you realized you left your wife at the gas station? 11.07.2025

Happy Friday, yo! Planning to have a nice, relaxing weekend before getting pummeled at Rock Fest next week! Thankfully, it looks like it's going to be very comfortable in Cadott for most of the time we're there. We started the morning off with a few "holidays", including National Mojito Day , National Blueberry Muffin Day , and French Fry Day! We talked about some of the French Fry deals you can t...

If you were President, what would be the first thing you'd change at the White House? 10.07.2025

One more day. One more day. One more day. Friday is tomorrow and I'm looking forward to doing almost nothing this weekend as we get ready to pack up & head to Cadott next week for Rock Fest. We started the show with an update on the search & rescue operations in Texas, some news in the Alan Fry case, suspects in a theft at Butterfest in Sparta have been identified, a cause of death has bee...

A dream about Brian running away to Canada to avoid a Duran Duran concert. 09.07.2025

Welcome to Wednesday! Hump Day means "Workforce Wednesday" and your chance to win freebies from the Sweet Stop & Sandwich Shoppe in Preston. You can always sign up at RockMornings.com. In the news this morning, a suspect in a double homicide in the Madison area took his own life after being stopped by authorities, seven people were rescued from the Genoa Lock & Dam earlier this week, Wisco...

Bees, bears, lions, chihuahuas...oh my! 08.07.2025

Tuesday is here and there's lots to get to! We let you know what's new on DVD for New Release Tuesday , we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show, and we talked about the latest use for A.I. In the news this morning, the latest on the flooding in Texas , an update on the Judge Dugan case, bond is set for Jacob Klaver , the Epstein list apparently doesn't exist, and the TSA is now letting...

Live eels in your abdominal cavity...Naps could be dangerous...signs you're a bad boss. 07.07.2025

Welcome back after the holiday weekend! Hope you have all your fingers & toes. We recapped our 4th of July activities, took a look at what's on TV tonight, and we discussed the deaths of Michael Madsen & Julian McMahon . In the news this morning, President Trump announced a possible UFC fight at the White House in 2026, we talked about the flooding in Texas , the WI DNR is asking people to...

Happy 4th of July Eve! 'Murica, bitches! 03.07.2025

The short week comes to an end today with lots of heat and humidity! Going to be even hotter tomorrow before finally cooling off on Saturday. We started the morning with the OG version of the Thursday Song, and we talked to Office Cora about what she's up to this weekend in the 715. In the news this morning, a verdict in the Diddy trial , Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty, Del Monte files for bankrupt...

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