Brian Simpson

ROCK MORNINGS

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Author

Brian Simpson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

957therock.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

RIP, Hulk Hogan...BROTHER. 25.07.2025

What a crazy week. Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Ozzy. Hogan. Just a wild ride. Obviously, we talked about the death of Hulk Hogan this morning, including a recap of his wrestling career, his life outside the ring, his other appearances on TV & in movies, and some personal memories of the Hulkster. Also in the news, a La Crosse man was sentenced to 64 months in Federal prison on a meth charge, a local...

What does it actually take to join the "Mile High Club"? 24.07.2025

So close to the weekend, I can almost taste it! Going to be busy, but still looking forward to it. After yesterday's tribute to the late, great Ozzy Osbourne, we attempted to get back to normal on the show. Office Cora joined me just after 8am to talk about what she's up to this weekend in the 715. Started the show with the Thursday Song, and in the news this morning, the body of Eliotte Heinz was...

RIP, Ozzy Osbourne. 23.07.2025

Our tribute to the Godfather of Heavy Metal, Ozzy Osbourne. RIP, Ozzy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The perfect gift for a kid...and current tech that will be ridiculous in 50 years. 22.07.2025

Get ready, because that heat is coming! Looking at 94° tomorrow with some showers in the morning and more rain likely on Thursday. We talked about the upcoming "heat dome" in the news this morning…along with the haze from the Canadian wildfires . Also in the news, the search for Eliotte Heinz continues, Malcolm-Jamal Warner died over the weekend in a drowning accident, a Wisconsin murde...

Brian recaps Rock Fest! 21.07.2025

Back in the studio after a long weekend at Rock Fest. Obviously, Brian talked all about his days in Cadott…recapping the bands, the Bacon, the beers, and more! In the news this morning, the La Crosse Police are looking for a missing woman , charges against a former Wisconsin nurse have been dismissed, the TSA is adding family lanes at select airports, a recal l on a popular deodorant, and a...

Who knew that Walmart sold so many sex toys? 15.07.2025

Final day in the studio before heading to Rock Fest ! I've got the beers in the fridge in the camper, a bag full of Bacon, and I'm ready to rock! Hope to see a bunch of you there! In the news this morning, the Lansing bridge is going to get demolished later this year, the latest info on the bear attack in Comstock, an update on the flooding in Texas , an assisted living facility in Massachusetts r...

Do NOT get botox injections in a woman's shed. 14.07.2025

Only one more sleep before we head to Cadott! VERY excited to get out of town for a few days & party it up with a bunch of our friends & listeners! In fact, we had a Rock Fest preview this morning…looking over the line-up and all the other stuff that'll be happening later this week. In the news this morning, a woman in Wisconsin was attacked by a bear over the weekend, the victims i...

How long would it take before you realized you left your wife at the gas station? 11.07.2025

Happy Friday, yo! Planning to have a nice, relaxing weekend before getting pummeled at Rock Fest next week! Thankfully, it looks like it's going to be very comfortable in Cadott for most of the time we're there. We started the morning off with a few "holidays", including National Mojito Day , National Blueberry Muffin Day , and French Fry Day! We talked about some of the French Fry deals you can t...

If you were President, what would be the first thing you'd change at the White House? 10.07.2025

One more day. One more day. One more day. Friday is tomorrow and I'm looking forward to doing almost nothing this weekend as we get ready to pack up & head to Cadott next week for Rock Fest. We started the show with an update on the search & rescue operations in Texas, some news in the Alan Fry case, suspects in a theft at Butterfest in Sparta have been identified, a cause of death has bee...

A dream about Brian running away to Canada to avoid a Duran Duran concert. 09.07.2025

Welcome to Wednesday! Hump Day means "Workforce Wednesday" and your chance to win freebies from the Sweet Stop & Sandwich Shoppe in Preston. You can always sign up at RockMornings.com. In the news this morning, a suspect in a double homicide in the Madison area took his own life after being stopped by authorities, seven people were rescued from the Genoa Lock & Dam earlier this week, Wisco...

Bees, bears, lions, chihuahuas...oh my! 08.07.2025

Tuesday is here and there's lots to get to! We let you know what's new on DVD for New Release Tuesday , we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show, and we talked about the latest use for A.I. In the news this morning, the latest on the flooding in Texas , an update on the Judge Dugan case, bond is set for Jacob Klaver , the Epstein list apparently doesn't exist, and the TSA is now letting...

Live eels in your abdominal cavity...Naps could be dangerous...signs you're a bad boss. 07.07.2025

Welcome back after the holiday weekend! Hope you have all your fingers & toes. We recapped our 4th of July activities, took a look at what's on TV tonight, and we discussed the deaths of Michael Madsen & Julian McMahon . In the news this morning, President Trump announced a possible UFC fight at the White House in 2026, we talked about the flooding in Texas , the WI DNR is asking people to...

Happy 4th of July Eve! 'Murica, bitches! 03.07.2025

The short week comes to an end today with lots of heat and humidity! Going to be even hotter tomorrow before finally cooling off on Saturday. We started the morning with the OG version of the Thursday Song, and we talked to Office Cora about what she's up to this weekend in the 715. In the news this morning, a verdict in the Diddy trial , Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty, Del Monte files for bankrupt...

Fireworks names, cities that pay you to move there, and would you visit a real-life Jurassic Park? 02.07.2025

Happy Hump Day, yo! Looking forward to heading down to Riverside Park later this morning for the start of RiverFest in La Crosse. Not sure what I'll be eating for lunch, but I'm definitely going home to sit in the AC afterwards. We kicked things off this morning with news about a train derailment in Wisconsin, a new budget deal in the state, some of the beaches that are closed for the 4th of July...

Would you "date" a $90,000 AI girlfriend who speaks four languages & serves coffee? 30.06.2025

What a crazy weekend! It was hot, it rained like crazy yesterday afternoon, and we had a killer time with Drowning Pool & the Texas Hippie Coalition. Obviously, we recapped the Big River Rally this morning! Talked about the rides…the bands…the stunt show…the vendors…and what a great time everyone had! Also talked about what's on TV today, some 4th of July stats &amp...

Nose robots, Happy Gilmore meals at Subway, strapped old ladies! 27.06.2025

Yay! It's Friday. There's almost NO rain in the forecast…and the Big River Rally starts later this afternoon! Gotta get my friggin' lawn mowed today before anything else. On the show today, the latest on the wild weather in the area from the last few days, the woman in Rock County who was the target of an attempted murder, the Blue Angels will be performing this weekend at the Chippewa Vall...

If you came with a warning label...what would it say? 26.06.2025

Holy crap! Did you see any major damage in your neighborhood yesterday during those storms ? You can send us pics & videos by clicking the "submit" button on the free 95.7 The Rock app! Try it out! Today, more rain in the forecast, however, it isn't supposed to be as severe as yesterday's weather. In the news this morning, a former Polk County doctor is charged with child enticement, a man who...

Feng Shui your night stand. Earn more money than Elon. Strippers at graduation. 25.06.2025

More rain likely today…looks like sometime around 11am it should start coming down. We began the morning with the latest news on Iran , a story about a music festival where over 150 people in the crowd were poked by a needle, road buckles in Wisconsin, a new date for a human trafficking trial , and the Wisconsin Supreme Court's ruling on PFAs . In sports, the Brewers beat the Pirates last n...

Could your nightmares kill you? 24.06.2025

Boy did it come down yesterday! More rain possible today…and much cooler with a high of just 79°. On the show this morning, we let you know what's on TV later today and what's new on DVD for New Release Tuesday . Plus, we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show just after 8am. In the news this morning, the latest on the Iran situation, fired UWL Chancellor Joe Gow is set for hi...

Brian is back from Summer Jam & recaps the weekend. 23.06.2025

Welcome back to reality. After a long weekend filled with live music, beers, and sweltering heat…we are back in the studio on a Monday morning. In the news today, the latest on the US & Iran , an attempted shooting at a church in Michigan, a new Miss Wisconsin , a warning about your passwords , and a Wisconsin couple who allegedly plotted to kill people by using dating app hookups. In s...

Bad breath or bad body odor? 19.06.2025

Here comes the heat! 87° today & tomorrow…then into the mid-90's this weekend. Uffdah. Thankfully, I got the lawn mowed yesterday and won't have to spend any time outside this weekend doing manual labor. In the news this morning, a verdict in the Karen Read trial , a Honda recall affecting over 250,000 vehicles, the US making changes to it's alcohol guidance limits , a new law in Wi...

Taking a break from sex...Enough with all the sensitivity training. 18.06.2025

Happy Hump Day, yo. Last day in the 70's for awhile. Looking at temps in the mid-to-upper 90's this weekend. Uffdah. Started the morning by talking about the death of celebrity chef Anne Burrell …a lawsuit against Tyler Perry …a Breyer's recall …and a report that most Americans get their news from social media . In sports, the Brewers dropped the series opener to the Cubs last...

In-Office sex? 17.06.2025

Partly cloudy with a high of 80° today! Looking like some more rain moving into the area tomorrow afternoon/evening. We let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday this morning and we spoke with our buddy, Grant Bilse, of the Wisco Sports show! In the news this morning, a registered sex offender in Prairie du Chien was arrested after luring a 14 year-old girl into a van, Governor Evers decl...

Ketchup on eggs...Karens...and rubber bullets to the groin! 16.06.2025

Back to the grind on a Monday morning. Might see a thunderstorm sometime today. In the news this morning, Vance Boelter has been captured, Google is suggesting that you change your password immediately, Devin Remiker gets elected as the Chair of the Democratic Party of Wisconsin, and a Utah man is dead after the "No Kings" protests over the weekend. In sports, the Brewers got a win yesterday over...

Peeing on SPAM and Vienna Sausages. 12.06.2025

Just hours away from the weekend! Rain likely today…which should help my lawn after mowing yesterday. In the news this morning, the latest on an Air India plane crash that happened in the early morning hours, the death of Brian Wilson , a new lawsuit for Elon Musk , a mistrial declared in La Crosse after a medical emergency, summer programs at the Boys & Girls Club of the great Chippewa...

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