Roasted Snow Horror Show

Grab your crucifix, load the shotgun, and lock the doors—because this week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we’re digging up the dead and deciding which horror remakes actually deserved to crawl back out of the grave. Everyone loves to hate remakes… but not all of them are cinematic sins. In this episode, we count down our Top 5 Horror Remakes of All Time, the rare reboots that improved the scares...

🐍🎙️ ANACONDA (2025): BIGGER. DUMBER. HISS-TERICAL. 🎙️🐍 This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive headfirst into the jungle (and straight into the digestive tract) of Anaconda (2025)—a movie that answers the age-old question: What if the snake was somehow even angrier… and the humans even less prepared? We break down the kills, the chaos, and the moments where characters make decisions s...

🐍🎙️ ANACONDA (2025): BIGGER. DUMBER. HISS-TERICAL. 🎙️🐍 This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive headfirst into the jungle (and straight into the digestive tract) of Anaconda (2025)—a movie that answers the age-old question: What if the snake was somehow even angrier… and the humans even less prepared? We break down the kills, the chaos, and the moments where characters make decisions s...

🎉🩸 NEW YEAR, SAME BAD DECISIONS 🩸🎉 Pop the champagne, light the fireworks, and pour one out for your eyeballs — because for our New Year’s Eve episode, we’re both counting down our FIVE WORST horror movies of 2025… so you don’t have to relive the trauma. While the rest of the world celebrates new beginnings, we’re dragging the absolute dumpster fires of horror cinema into the spotlight. From m...

🎉🩸 NEW YEAR, SAME BAD DECISIONS 🩸🎉 Pop the champagne, light the fireworks, and pour one out for your eyeballs — because for our New Year’s Eve episode, we’re counting down the FIVE WORST horror movies of 2025… so you don’t have to relive the trauma. While the rest of the world celebrates new beginnings, we’re dragging the absolute dumpster fires of horror cinema into the spotlight. From movies...

🎄🎥 Merry CREEPmas 🎥🎄 Deck the halls… and lock the doors. This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show we’re celebrating the most uncomfortable holiday tradition of all: watching a man overshare directly into a camera until your soul quietly exits your body. We’re diving headfirst into the Creep films — yes, both of them — to break down why these movies are less “jump scare” and more “please stop...

🎄🎥 Merry CREEPmas 🎥🎄 Deck the halls… and lock the doors. This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show we’re celebrating the most uncomfortable holiday tradition of all: watching a man overshare directly into a camera until your soul quietly exits your body. We’re diving headfirst into the Creep films — yes, both of them — to break down why these movies are less “jump scare” and more “please stop...

🎅💥 SANTA SMACKDOWN: HO HO HOLY SH*T 💥🎅 This holiday season, peace on Earth is CANCELLED. We’ve rounded up the most unhinged, blood-soaked, chimney-breaking Santas from horror movies and tossed them into the ultimate festive fight to the death. Who’s the real King of Christmas Carnage? The jolly slasher? The silent stalker? The Santa who absolutely should not be allowed near children—or reindee...

🎅💥 SANTA SMACKDOWN: HO HO HOLY SH*T 💥🎅 This holiday season, peace on Earth is CANCELLED. We’ve rounded up the most unhinged, blood-soaked, chimney-breaking Santas from horror movies and tossed them into the ultimate festive fight to the death. Who’s the real King of Christmas Carnage? The jolly slasher? The silent stalker? The Santa who absolutely should not be allowed near children—or reindee...

🎄🔪 Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025): Santa Wants the Belt 🔪🎄 Ho ho holy hell… Santa is back, he’s angry, and he’s coming for the crown. This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we unwrap Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) to see if this rebooted, blood-soaked Kris Kringle has what it takes to dethrone our reigning horror champions. Is this a holiday miracle or just coal in our stockings? We...

🎄🔪 Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025): Santa Wants the Belt 🔪🎄 Ho ho holy hell… Santa is back, he’s angry, and he’s coming for the crown. This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we unwrap Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) to see if this rebooted, blood-soaked Kris Kringle has what it takes to dethrone our reigning horror champions. Is this a holiday miracle or just coal in our stockings? We...

This week on Roasted Snow Horror Show, we volunteer as tribute so you don’t have to. We’re diving headfirst into the most extreme, soul-scarring, one-and-done horror movies ever made—the kind of films that leave you staring at the wall afterward wondering if you’re okay. These are the movies you hear about, dare your friends to watch, and then immediately decide, “Absolutely not.” We break down th...

This week on Roasted Snow Horror Show, we volunteer as tribute so you don’t have to. We’re diving headfirst into the most extreme, soul-scarring, one-and-done horror movies ever made—the kind of films that leave you staring at the wall afterward wondering if you’re okay. These are the movies you hear about, dare your friends to watch, and then immediately decide, “Absolutely not.” We break down th...

Clock back in, night guards — we’re heading right back into the world’s least OSHA-compliant pizzeria for Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. This week, the Roasted Snow Horror Show asks the only question that matters: Can this chaotic animatronic fever dream dethrone our reigning champs, or will it just aggressively flash its hallway flashlight at us until we cry? Join us as we break down toy animatronics...

Clock back in, night guards — we’re heading right back into the world’s least OSHA-compliant pizzeria for Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. This week, the Roasted Snow Horror Show asks the only question that matters: Can this chaotic animatronic fever dream dethrone our reigning champs, or will it just aggressively flash its hallway flashlight at us until we cry? Join us as we break down toy animatronics...

This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive into the Saw traps to determine which of us would survive… and which of us would become a cautionary flashback montage in the next sequel. We’re talking reverse bear traps, needle pits, shotgun carousels, angel rib spreaders, glass coffins, pig masks, the whole Home Depot-from-Hell catalog. And for some reason, we are extremely confident about our...

This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive into the Saw traps to determine which of us would survive… and which of us would become a cautionary flashback montage in the next sequel. We’re talking reverse bear traps, needle pits, shotgun carousels, angel rib spreaders, glass coffins, pig masks, the whole Home Depot-from-Hell catalog. And for some reason, we are extremely confident about our...

This week we charge headfirst into Sisu 2: Road to Revenge—the Finnish John Wick–style sequel nobody expected but absolutely deserved. Aatami is back, grumpier, grimier, and somehow even harder to kill, mowing through enemies like they personally insulted his gold stash again. But can this bombastic Road to Revenge bulldoze our reigning champs Bugonia and Shelby Oaks, or will Aatami’s fury finally...

This week we charge headfirst into Sisu 2: Road to Revenge—the Finnish John Wick–style sequel nobody expected but absolutely deserved. Aatami is back, grumpier, grimier, and somehow even harder to kill, mowing through enemies like they personally insulted his gold stash again. But can this bombastic Road to Revenge bulldoze our reigning champs Bugonia and Shelby Oaks, or will Aatami’s fury finally...

Grab your boomstick and buckle up—this week we’re diving headfirst into a cabin full of Kandarian chaos! For the first time ever, The Roasted Snow Horror Show goes full VIDEO as we hack, slash, and laugh our way through the entire Evil Dead Franchise. From Raimi’s unhinged camera work to Ash’s groovy one-liners, all the way to guts, gore, demons, deadites, and that one tree scene we still don’t ta...

Grab your boomstick and buckle up—this week we’re diving headfirst into a cabin full of Kandarian chaos! For the first time ever, The Roasted Snow Horror Show goes full VIDEO as we hack, slash, and laugh our way through the entire Evil Dead Franchise. From Raimi’s unhinged camera work to Ash’s groovy one-liners, all the way to guts, gore, demons, deadites, and that one tree scene we still don’t ta...

  Keeper vs. Shelby Oaks And Bugonia — Let the Perkins Purge Begin! Osgood Perkins is back again… again. With Keeper marking his third new film in just 18 months, we’re asking the real question: Is Perkins on a heater, or is this one headed straight into the cinematic woods to be forgotten forever? This week, we throw Keeper, Shelby Oaks, and Bugonia into the ring to see who walks out the reigning...

Happy ThanksScreaming, everyone! Welcome to The Roasted Snow Horror Show — the perfect place to hide from your family before you get carved like the turkey. This week, we’re serving up a terrifying Turkey Day showdown: “Thanksgiving” vs. “Pilgrim.” Which one gets stuffed with victory, and which one gets roasted alive? Grab a plate, loosen your belt, and dig in… it’s time to see who gets carved up...

This week, Predator: Badlands drops in from the treetops to challenge our reigning champs Shelby oaks and Bugonia—and it’s not here to “get to the choppah” without a fight. Does this newest installment stalk its way to the top of the franchise rankings, or does it get spotted by the heat-vision of disappointment? And can it truly stand on its own, or does it need the clan behind it? Lock in your i...

🔥 Tag Team Horror Showdown: The Ethan Hawke Bowl! 🔥 For the first time ever, we’re going tag team style! The Sinister films face off against The Black Phone series to see which reigns supreme in the world of fear. We break down the scares, debate the hits and misses, and want your take too! Jump into the conversation by emailing us at roastedsnowhorror@gmail.com . #HorrorPodcast #EthanHawke #Sin...