Roast Mortem Cast

You thought the Antichrist Nero was bad? Try Nero's mom, Agrippina the Younger. One of the most powerful woman of ancient Rome, Agrippina schemed, murdered and fucked her way to the top in an all out incest-fest. Tits out for the Empress!

Dylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES. We also examine the questionable antics of frontman...

Calamity Jane has become the stuff of American legend... But how much of her story is actually true? Spoilers!!! Not that much! But she swore, whored, got wasted and wore pants! We take I deep dive into this trainwreck of a woman and dig up some stinky cattle wrangling genitalia!

Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort!

It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!

Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.

The Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades! The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs' is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already...

Hey dirty, slutty COMMIES! We begin our deep dive into the life of one of the most influential idiots of the 20th Century. V.I. Lenin! This top-heavy opportunist spent his life primarily outside of the oppressive Tsarist Russia arguing with other bourgeoisie nerds about the teachings of Karl Marx. Through perversions of Marxist Theory, Lenin created a system almost undistinguishable from the Commu...

The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.

The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.

Is Roast Mortem gonna have to slap a bitch?! Adam from Houston of WGS Podcast joins us and we pimpwalk though the life of legendary hustler Iceberg Slim. From sloppy sex workers, to doing time, to an influential African-American author, Iceberg did it ALL!

King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.

We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.

France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!

Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED! We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

Our follow up to one of England's finest exports. "I do not live in the world of sobriety."

Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how. "I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more."

Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

Gotti was the flashy Don of the NY mafia Gambino family. It's hair gel, extortion and all out murder. Suck on some salami and get ready to stomp on some Goombas!

GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich.

Tom and Travis discuss a premium magic man, Harry Houdini. Even when he wasn't wet, Houdini was slippery. From humble beginnings in Appleton, WI, this hairy little guy put his life on the line, again and again, to entertain masses of morbidly curious.