Road Sodas

They've finally done it! Jimbo is in Kenya seeing unbelievable animals on safari and meeting exciting new people and learning about different cultures. Ben is in Delaware. Neither one could be bothered to record anything new so here is their first ever repost. This is an absolute classic episode from last Christmas that gets nice and silly. Next week will be the first ever solo soda as Ben wi...

Ho ho ho! The gift that keeps on giving. For a few minutes, then it is the gift that keeps on apologizing, that normally never happens to it. Then it becomes the gift that keeps on offering you a coffee and when you decline, it calls you a Lyft. The gift that keeps on being a consummate gentleman. Tis the season of giving, folks. Strap in because this is the last episode before Jimbo explores a ne...

Damn son, the fellas are at it again. Jimbo has more to say about Haggerty and Ben goes off on various stone fruits. Is any topic safe? No. No they are not. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "does Tropic Thunder hold up?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

Diogenes and dick jokes? The fellas truly cannot be stopped. This week your favorite mid-Atlantic chucklefucks talk about a truly strange array of topics. Get your bingo cards out for this one! Bashing church equipment with a hammer AND taking down Apple users a peg or two? Truly great stuff. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, " what time is it?" @roadsodaspod on ins...

That's the thing about Ben's birthday. Ben keeps getting older, but Jimbo stays the same age. Find out if Jimbo hits for the cycle at Taco Bell and if Ben got arrested at an unsanctioned show. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "do adults steal boots?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roads...

The fellas keep it short and sweet this week. They talk about beer, one of their penises and pizza. All the classics. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question "can I breathe on Jimbo's neck?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

When you're here, they're with family. That's right, the fellas are with their siblings and their siblings don't come near the mics even slightly. Jimbo is in the Pacific Northwest and Ben's sister has travelled westward to the land of locally sourced vegetarian options. They discuss bat based car violence and plane films. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age...

Another guest? It must be Christmas or some shit. This week the fellas are joined by comedian, podcast host and sex guru, Brandon Vallee. Listen in to hear them dive in to all the hot topics like craiglist spankings and ghost fucking. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to the age old question, "was that John again?" Find more from Brandon on his Twitch channel and on Dead Last Podcast...

The spooky season is over, but no one told these jackoffs. Time to hear about costumes, candy and the most famous scream of all time. Ben had a goddamn blast editing this one, so let him know how much you appreciate him. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what is Jimbo wearing right now?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How...

Ben heads back east AND back west? In one episode? Incredible! Did the fellas hang out in the woods? Did they shoot at mushrooms with a BB gun? Only time will tell. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "yes they did." @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Ladies and gentlemen, they did it. The sex number. Wow. This week the fellas discuss trees, being in the woods and going to the dump. Only the finest of topics for your listening pleasure. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how do you get the damn bark to fall off?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at...

Three dumb dumb from Maryland? Do my ears deceive me? That's one more than Cum Town has! Clearly the fellas are on their way up in the world. This week the boys are joined by Anthony, Ben's former boss, former other boss, current friend and future boss. A couple of stories from back in the day and more impressions than you can shake a stick at. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age o...

Butt hole sun, won't you cum? Is that anything? Who cares!? It has nothing to do with what the fellas get into this week. Boots, car fires and the dump: a classic conversation. All there is left to do, if for you to give us them money. Not all of it, just most of it. They are men with modest tastes and wildly achievable financial goals. Mail them your cash. Also, get the answer to the age old...

Road Sodas in full effect. More laughs from theses two than usual. Man, they really seem to get along. This week you'll hear about extremely mild violence, disrespecting pool-based security guards and why neither of these mid-Atlantic luddites is comfortable buying a working phone. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "can you air condition the outside?" @roadsoda...

We've got weddings, we've got wooden posts, we've got gym shorts. It's all here folks. Everything you asked for. You wrote in and we listened. More sandwich talk. You got it. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "where is bad Guinness made?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gma...

Another week, another episode. Ben finally analyzes the accents in Mare of Easttown and Jimbo mocks some local advertisements. You'll have to check Ben's instagram if you want to hear and see the longest toilet flush on record, the audio didn't quite pick up. Don't pretend it's any grosser than all those pimple popping video you watch on there already, you filthy animal. T...

Happy Labor Day, ya capitalist pigs! The fellas talk about dumping more than ever before. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "why is the expression 'champing at the bit' and not 'chomping at the bit'?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Did Ben make it back west? Did the couch find a new home? Is Ben really, really tired? Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "yeah?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We finally got him folks! John aka JJP is in the motherfucking building, and so was Ben! The only trade off were the shirts and pants. They had to go for this whole thing to work out. Tune in! Also, get the answer the to that age old question "who would win in a fight, Ben or a French hurricane?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at...

Jimbo takes us all on a journey of the finer points of the sandwich scene in the great state of Varmint. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "why is the University of Vermont called UVM instead of UVT? Or just UV? Isn't it the only V state?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted...

Jimbo completes another lap around the sun, and possibly around some goddamn corn. Ben travels to birthday place of Korn and shares new sandwich-based food innovations. Is beef smoke mentioned? You know it. The fellas are in the zone this week and now you have to deal with it. Tune in! Also, get the answer to the age old question "what year did The Mask come out?" @roadsodaspod on instag...

Your favorite mid-Atlantians hit their respective towns. Baseball, comedy shows, cigar bars, oh my! Also, Ben finally found the good Bay Area sandwich place. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "what do rich people not eat?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Two movie reviews and stories about getting drunk in an alley? Is it your birthday? No, you asshole. It's Jimbo's birthday and you forgot it once again. He's not mad, he's just sweaty and bound for a corn maze. Don't make a maize maze joke either. You're better than that. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "y'all ready for piss?" @ro...

Ben begins a war with his neighbors, Jimbo plays DVD roulette and the fellas discuss their ideal going away foods. There is also a chance that Ben happened to nail the description of Fast and Furious 9 before he saw it. Prescient? Lucky? You be the judge. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how many sides are on a crunch wrap supreme?" @roadsodaspod on instag...

You sent them in, the fellas make fun of them. This week your favorite fuck bois spend a good chunk of show just rattling off insults at a bunch of dumb dumbs who bought vanity plates. That's not all though, tune in to hear about how Ben has begun a war with his neighbors and Jimbo is grilling his last. Also, get the answer to that age old question "why would you give out fake fetuses?&q...