Road Sodas

Ho ho ho and such! Santa Con, Fatman and hipster burgers. This must be a Christmas mirable. Happy holidays from our ass to yours and please enjoy this very seasonal episode from the fellas. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question "do you hear what I hear?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Host...

It's getting closer to Christmas which means its time to talk about Elves again. No, not Santa's helpers, the movie Elves about a Nazi demon fighting a mall Santa played by Grizzly Adams. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "is it real tits and stunt ass or the other way around?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence?...

The fellas get into some history in this one. I think they might even know a little bit about what they're talking about too! Who knew? There are also probably some fart and/or dick jokes as well, don't worry. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "where was Trotsky killed?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roads...

After a week off, the fellas are back and ready to gas bag like a couple of school boys. Leftovers make a huge appearance in this episode. I honestly wouldn't listen to it if I was even remotely hungry. You've been warned. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how do I un-salt my gravy?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Ema...

Jimbo survived Canada, but did Canada survive Jimbo? Yes! It's a country and he is one large man. People have limits. You expect too much sometimes. Ease up. It's almost the holidays. I'm trying to relax alright? I want to watch toy commercials and drink egg nog. Remember how good toy commercials were? Like the remote control car that could keep driving even if you flipped it? Yea, that shit ruled...

They've still got it folks. Comedy, looks, speed, agility, solid defense. Their stats are off the charts, just like your mom. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "wait, my mom?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Remember, remember, the dicks of November. Its totally fall vibes, bitches. The fellas are here and they come bearing gifts. Stories of fall, stories of falling, stories of a single story structure. Ben cut this episode short because he's a dill hole. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "is Jimbo preparing to trap a man in the hills of Vermont?" @roadsodaspod on instagr...

Now, to write something snarky. It's spooky season so you know what that means. That's right, not a damn thing. Eat some candy, but don't go nuts okay? I'm worried about you. We all are. In fact, why don't you have a seat over here. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "how old can a man be for it to not be okay to shove them while in a gym?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspon...

You gotta be huge! You simply must! The fellas are here once again and this time, they mean business. Ben has a call to action and Jimbo has some theories on prepping. Is he for it or against it? Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "got huge?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Ac...

You gotta be huge! A day and a half late and a dollar and a half short as they say. Oh well, this one slaps. It slaps hard. It slaps hard and then it leaves its hand there and squeezes gently so it hurts but it feels good? Not good, but you know, good. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how many 12 foot skeletons can I buy at once?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspo...

We lost a true hero. A mouse who lived the good life. Oh well. Ben went to the desert and Jimbo went to sports! Two kinds of 'em! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "Austria?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is a real doozy. The Shaw clan gets its smallest addition yet and Ben used a new tool. Wow. These are truly incredible days we are living in. Simply stunning. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "can four men lift that?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acas...

New dumb shit, same dumb dudes. It's a buffet of topics this week. Probably too many to name, so I won't even try. Pasta sandwiches get mentioned and Jimbo defends his job to a child. That should hold you over, you pig. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "is that Yeti snoring?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at...

Detroit Butt City. Maybe Kiss could have called it that, amiright? The fellas are back together and by that I mean they are thousands of miles apart but are both present for the recording. You fucking get it. Don't make me explain time zones. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "how old is the guy from Rammstein and how much ass does he roll in?" @roadsodaspod on instag...

Cards on the table, the person writing this doesn't even know what this episode is about yet. Talk about exclusive! I mean damn! That's some covert, secretive stuff right there. Get in on the ground floor and hear Jimbo uncut and with no need of Ben who was in Detroit for some reason. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what is this episode about?" @roadsodaspod on ins...

In Search of Sasquatch, that was a kickass In Search of. The fellas bring you tales of cryptids, cryptos and endless milk. Jimbo has a new documentary recommendation and you are all expected to watch it. There will be a quiz. It will be firm, but unfair. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "can he eat lamb?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How...

Love. Marriage. Pizza cupcakes. This week the fellas discuss recent weddings and a few weddings from the days of yore. Back when AirBNB's were simply called BNB's. Wow, truly old school stuff. Also, they try really hard to get a bread sponsorship. Will it happen? Only time will tell. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what must I buy at a baseball game?" @roadsodaspod...

Movies, weddings and Goat Whore. Three great tastes that taste great together. After a week hiatus, the fellas have returned and this time, it's personal. This week you'll hear some old shitty movies to avoid and some old shitty movies that you should absolutely watch. Also, an update on a chaotic Italian book. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "what kind of bear would Jimbo...

Time for some re-carbonation, folks! Jimbo is hanging out with his family and Ben has two weddings in two countries, three days apart. They weren't able to record this week and they're passing the savings onto you! If you're a new listener, rest easy knowing that the current audio quality sounds like the intro, and if you're an old Road Sodian, holy hell! They have gotten so much better at the aud...

Lordy lordy, look who's thirty four. It's one of the fellas! This week they discuss previous Jimb-irthdays, fucked up Italian children's books and old timey baseball. Guaranteed to be another classic ep from your favorite mid-Atlanteans. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "do you want the America mix or the Super America mix?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence?...

Goddamn, is it Tuesday already? Time for some more adventures then. This week, a conflict long thought extinguished returns in full glory. That's right, Ben pissed off his neighbors and they retaliated. In more eastern news, Jimbo is beginning his trek skyward. Is it an air force? Is it simply the ability to smoke weed while off of the ground? Only time will tell. Tune in! Also, finally get the an...

The fellas created a man and destroyed him. They're playing God this week and they must be stopped. It might be too late though. Jimbo is building floors and Ben owns pajamas. There are no obstacles in their way. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "why, God, why?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.co...

Holy hell, they're talking about actual current events. As in stuff from the news. The news that neither of them watch but are just sort of vaguely aware of. Then Ben talks about a job where he scammed small businesses in order to make a doctor lots of money. Jimbo wraps it up with movie reviews. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question, "where is Grand Junction?" @roadsodaspod on in...

LSD, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jeff Bezos. Nothing is off limits this week. The fellas are late, but better than ever. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "is having a billion dollar an inherently evil act? Yes, yes it is." @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Three words. European math gangster. Not sure what it could mean? Then you better find the fuck out. Jimbo gives us a station update and Ben lets the corn starch flow. Tune in! Also, get the answer to that age old question "you gonna finish that pallet or can I have it?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at roadsodaspod@gmail.com Hosted on Ac...