RJRK PODCAST

Send us Fan Mail It should be known worldwide that the number 77 is for our dude, Joe Dohman. So, on this podcast (which is number 77) it's a dedication to the big guy.  We've shared many stories over the years about him because he was legendary.  The big guy might not do these acts of drunkenness and/or awesomeness anymore, but they live on forever.  First thing we talked about was the...

Send us Fan Mail KIV got Chase a BB gun and no ammo.  Daddy got some feedback from our podcast, and it wasn't from Jer or Tetlak.  The boys had a suite at our arena for a hockey game.  RJRK Christmas cards were sent out. Please send socks and underwear to our boy Lenny Dykstra (we assume he needs them).  Our take on the initial college football bracket. KIV ranted about one of his favorite te...

Send us Fan Mail WE ARE PENN STATE!!!!! PSU lost in the BIG 10 Championship game (HAHAHA).  Daddy told a story where a grown man pulled a gun on a group of kids.  We do not own rights to Zombie nation. DILDO OF THE WEEK was Walgreens. Mach asked the boys what sports jersey are not socially expellable to wear in public.  Mach recommended a new tv series.  The boys talked hip new slang.  FRIENDS OF...

Send us Fan Mail Crockpot is our go to for Sundays.  Daddy got blackout drunk and hurt himself Saturday night after the Irish won.   Thanksgiving cheer was spread by the boys.  Black Friday sucks now.  We need to go back to fist fights in the stores.  Daddy went on an anti-Penn State rant.  Hunting is stupid and we told you why.  RJRK outing's date is set and home everyone can come.  KIV had...

Send us Fan Mail We are big Queen fans; WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU.  The full band is back together, and our content is action packed.  Tropical Mach was back from his exotic vacation and there was a swinger alert.  Public schools dictate who you can invite to your kid's birthday party. We love people who haven't updated their wardrobe in decades.   Daddy loves a sport coat.  The annual RJ...

Send us Fan Mail Bush is back.  No KIV but Z sat in with us.  Mach had a falling drunk story.  The money train and cash wagon were derailed that weekend because apparently betting is hard.  Mach asked if odd fast-food items were real or fake.  Shots for the boys.  Daddy got his picture taken for his passport rocking a mustache.  DILDO of the WEEK was about Mach's neighbor.  We are experts in...

Send us Fan Mail Dr. Z is in the house and not having a microphone.  Mach we need another mic.  RJRK raised a bunch of money for local booster clubs. Daddy was exhausted from generating money for the fundraiser. KIV and Daddy got field passes for a local football game. Point of topic was grown-ass men dressing up for Halloween.  KIV explained the Mets and their shenanigans to Mach and Daddy.  Mach...

Send us Fan Mail A RJRK podcast first in this episode with KIV on location at his house and RJRK adapted with some IT wonder. KIV ranked the kids.   Daddy doesn't mind some ROCK and RYE.  The boys had a couple big weekends coming up.  Uncle Todd sent his weekly drunk text to Mach.  Are you a Chef if your specialty is pizza and bites?  Another Diddy story from this crazy story.  DILDO of the W...

Send us Fan Mail KIV dominated a wedding and tea bombs were flying everywhere.   Mach gives his take on baseball and the playoffs.  We did everything we could do this Phillies season. KIV, congratulations and go eff yourself with the Mets.  Dildo of the Week was a trifecta of dildos.  Story time with uncle Mach.  Bondo cooked up some solid food for Mach and the rest of the West Side Club.  Shout o...

Send us Fan Mail KIV was at ocean calling festival in Ocean City Maryland.  Mach dominated yet another work trip in Minnesota.  One of us was VIP at a baseball game.  We love cheese curds.  Daddy went to Citi field to watch the Phillies lose to the scummy Mets.  Diddy story fascinated us and still does with every new turn in this case.  Macho gave his opinion on the NFL.  Cheesesteaks are not allo...

Send us Fan Mail All the boys are back and talked about gambling.  Mach met The Rookie.  Post season baseball is back.  Dildo Of The Week was Citi Field, home of the scummy Mets. KIV was getting ready to go to Ocean's Calling in OC Maryland.  The boys did a golf tournament big time.  Daddy was honored at Pittston Area at a football game.  Movie tittles who changed their names.  Friends of the...

Send us Fan Mail Mach was in Philly and the boys were at KIV's.  KIV's excited for arena football coming back to the area.  Daddy went to a laudry mat for first time.  Reading is stupid but Daddy is reading the Shining.  KIVAK kids stormed another orchard.  KIV and Daddy play a game to see how well we know each other.  PEACE (Daddy and KIV)

Send us Fan Mail Mach, again, interrupted the beginning of the podcast going off script.  KIV took the family to Lakeland orchard.  The cider was flowing that morning.  Mach got pulled over by the cops and flirted his way out of the ticket.  That's the story KIV and Daddy are going with. Daddy has a mustache now.  KIV hated on the kid's school pick-up.  Myths that we heard so much throug...

Send us Fan Mail We couldn't add.  This was, in fact, episode number 64.  KIV was golfing this fine Sunday and used a RJRK personal day.  Daddy and KIV picked the worst fantasy football in history.  Mach got some money from RED.  We did not pee in the pool at Lucy's mom and dad house.  Mach ordered a million dollars' worth of Sheetz. Fuck you, Bruce Springstein!!! Dildo of the Week...

Send us Fan Mail We were on location at KIV's house.  We miss peach ring candies.  The proper way to spilt appetizers.  KIV is a communist for not liking eggs.  Daddy doesn't go inside Walmart and works with the Walmart shooter.  KIV kid power rankings.  Mach talked about his week.  KIV was a sex icon.  The boys talked about their favorite vacation spots.  Some college football picks wer...

Send us Fan Mail Medal pay outs for Olympics from country to country were on our radars.  The boys talked some more Olympics and are really enjoyed watching a lot of different sports. We hit on how the entire group all hates the sand at the beach or sand anywhere.  The boys are excited for the beginning of football season, and we will be at the Tipsy Turtle on Aug. 31 doing live raffles at halftim...

Send us Fan Mail We are back!!! The 18th annual Dupont softball tournament was held earlier in July.  Lots of beer, fun and money raised for local charities (don't forget about copious amounts of below average softball).  Lenny Dykstra was lucky enough to throw out the ceremonial first pitch.  For those that aren't aware, our boy KIV is proud member of the tournament's hall of fame....

Send us Fan Mail It's a Pittston tradition around the fourth of July to play a recording of a 9-1-1 call.  The RJRK boys talked about showering vs being in the pool.  Mach was holding court at a local bar with his vast baseball knowledge.  Big Q & A about the boys drinking habits.  Last but not least we talked about horror movies, and we are all fans of scary movies.  FACEBOOK THEATRE was...

Send us Fan Mail The boys were a wee bit hungover for this one.  Mach was excited for cheesy mustaches.  The boys went on our annual RJRK bus trip to Philly (which explained the level of our hangover). Daddy almost pooped his pants and KIV keeps a change of clothes in his van in case he does #2 in his pants. We had a hard-hitting avocado discussion. Do you think ear gauges are cool?  We classified...

Send us Fan Mail KIV had a fun family day at a local water park.  The biggest fair in our area talked about opening beer stands for first time ever for concerts.  We applauded that idea and hopefully it happens.  Scummy Celtics won an NBA world championship, and the boys discussed the differences of NBA and college basketball (including women's b-ball).  We gave a public service announcement...

Send us Fan Mail No KIV because he was celebrating Father's Day, Happy Father's Day.  Mach went to a rolling stones concert in Philly.  Daddy went for a Pedi and loved it.  Would you like an app or an option to listen to the live tv broadcast while attending a live event?  New segment was introduced (you'll like it trust us).  FACEBOOK THEATRE was about a conversation about the Kans...

Send us Fan Mail KIV was not a fan of school bus drivers. Apparently, they don't obey to traffic laws. Mach loved a homeless guy's sign.  The boys discussed the art of tipping (When to, how much, and if you should tip the owner). KIV gave his kid power rankings.  Dildo of the Week was our own KIV.  Facebook Theatre was about a bad experience at Aldis.  Friends of the Program was about ou...

Send us Fan Mail We are back from a little hiatus and Mach wanted more microphone time on the podcast to tell our loyal listeners we were outside recording.  KIV was not a fan of a big stereo system in a vehicle.  Please reply to Mach's texts.  The boys discussed sports movies.  NBA finals are starting soon, and KIV gave some picks.  Daddy loves some NBA.  We did an unofficial DILDO of the WE...

Send us Fan Mail It was like Christmas day for KIV.  The boys lost money on the derby.  Mach hates tight pants on a man.  The Mach household had some major upgrades.  Mach and Daddy dominated Philly... again. RJRK hates home schooled kids.  Mach was recognized from our super successful RJRK podcast.   DILDO of the WEEK was about a local federal employee.  FACEBOOK THEATRE was about a smell at nigh...

Send us Fan Mail All the boys were back in the RJRK worldwide headquarters.  Chase was busy dragging KIV to another soccer Sunday.  Mach opted to have a cookout on a nice rainy, 40-degree day.  RJRK needed some podcast equipment upgrades.  Apparently, John Cena likes them big.  DILDO OF THE WEEK was about an oral surgeon with some odd requests to his limo driver.  FACEBOOK THEATRE was about a heat...