Rizzo and Jeff Show Unplugged

We hoped the pay off for the $500 lolly story was worth the wait...Before we got to the story we had to hear from a drunk forklift operator...Now back to the awful story about a lollipop...The Drew Barrymore show could be the worst talk show in history...She tricked 50 Cent into licking a lollipop...That was it...That was the story...A local newscast shamed a co-worker in a caddy way...They made u...

Wendy, we know you desire us but we are not coming over at 6am...That's how we got started on a Monday...Things kicked off with a bit of a scuffle with Jane's Addiction...A few men won a Nobel Peace Prize for discovering that some mammals breathe through their back door...Tito Jackson didn't make it...We lost Tito at 70yrs old...A substitute teacher was caught auditioning his hand puppet during pe...

REALLY BIG SHOW!! Rizzo decided to channel Ed Sullivan this morning to kick things off on Friday the 13th...2 birthday bonanzas and a story about the USPS were a part of opening audio...A guy had to suffer through a mariachi happy birthday from a drunk neighbor...When you are in your 80's, let's not put 80+ candles on a cake...The USPS is getting new trucks and people are elated...A man. A car. A...

Let's kick the show off with a little UNC ugghhhh uggghhhh uggghhhh SMOOCH...Shannon Sharpe accidentally left his Instagram Live up as he was having some private time with a lady...A woman was disgusted by a guy clipping his toenails by a pool...To repo or not repo...A man came up with a way to keep his car from getting hitched on to the back of a tow truck...He put propane in the trunk and then p...

Have you taken your once daily Jardiance? Opening audio kicked off with a dad who keeps his baby from crying by singing the Jardiance commercial song...A woman with a pregnancy brain accidentally ordered 99 bananas on a food shopping order...Australians want you to poo more at work, so they started a campaign...They want you to picture Taylor Swift going to the bathroom...When you go in for gallbl...

The word Johnson meant a much different thing during the Reagan administration...It was all ruined by the Big Johnson clothing line...A woman ordered a croissant lamp on Temu and actually got a lamp shoved through a croissant...A woman found out at a wedding from the woman he was being cheated on with that it was happening...He walked up to her and gave her the "we need to talk" ...Poor Flo...We r...

We have Glenn scoops a plenty to kick off Monday...A father wanted his boy to get all of the girls in school...A man finally unlogged a Lego dot from his nose after 25 years while in the shower...How it got up there, we do not know...Finally the Glenn scoop...A virtual assistant that was tricked into saying a silly name...That was for a listener of ours Glenn...Waiting all weekend for that huh? A...

Funny hair in funny places...Rizzo has finally grown up and promised to stop doing silly voices at drive-thrus...One guy in a timely fashion did a Beetlejuice voice...Enough...Steve Harvey thinks there are sports in which athletes fondle each other in Venezuela...Hey weirdo...When you walk into a ladies room by accident, just turn around and walk out...Don't sit and apologize...That's what one guy...

Nathan Lane aka Rizzo kicked off the show after he obviously tapped into a sassafras tree...A roided up tough guy tried to fight a kid for complimenting his car...A woman had an emotional breakdown after a break up because Taco Bell gave her a free Baja Blast...And heeerrreee we go...Swifties are now explaining football to other Swifties as we get ready for the first game of the NFL season tonight...

Wednesday kicked off learning that Rizzo was a real crank yanker in Queens...He loved using the 3-way call feature to connect Chinese restaurants with Korean supermarkets...Rachel Ray almost killed a qualluded up Tony Bennett...She polished her floors so much that he slipped and hit his head...Did you know the big bonus of living in a van is that you can BBQ? Well, a man got married while living i...

We don't give you the whole audio piece...Just the clips to start your Tuesday back...Dating in Alabama is tough...Try to avoid dating your family members or you'll have kids with elbow knees...A woman in Indiana was told telepathically from Kanye West to steal a car with a baby in it...A man gave us a motivational speech which could have been the worst ever...Sounded like he was reading it from t...

ARE WE ON? Had to fiddle with the buttons this Thursday to get things going...Open your mouth for The Rizzo & Jeff Show as we talked about the return of Kobayashi to the hot dog eating competition...A young man taught us how to eat pizza by folding it as if we didn't know...Want to 1 star me? Watch your back...A Lyft driver got a 1 star rating after taking customers to the mall and vandalized...

You know the show was going to be off the rails when Rizzo hit you with the old tired HUMMPPPP DAYYY to start the show...Opening audio got going with throat chakra...A woman who talks to aliens is concerned about her voice in the future...A man who is an obvious liar ate half of a box of dog treats from Costco and then halfway through figured out they were dog treats...He is suing now...How do you...

Rizzo returns fresh off of his Elvis high when he was on stage with Jeff in front of 5,000 people...He needed an extra day off to come back down to earth...We got opening audio going with three clips that he feels will energize and enlighten...And when we say enlighten we mean him teaching you how to treat a man, which actually was a woman who says you should be mean to men to keep them around...S...

Have your post it notes on your fridge? Need to make sure the most important thing to start your morning is Rizzo's triple scoop of audio for Opening Audio...A child was drunk as a skunk after a restaurant accidentally gave her wine instead of grape juice...A guy wasn't sure if the hole in his leg was a bite from a bear or the gun he fired after a bear attacked him...He might want to get it checke...

Turn down for what!!! The DNC got turnt for Lil Jon last night...It was quite the party for the Democrats...On another musical note, some kids made a rap song about their bus no longer coming to pick them up as they were told they have to fend for themselves when it comes to getting to school...A guy was posing as a local pizza shop and delivering people boxes of just dough...What's better...Lou G...

Someone get these listeners some Bojangles 2 for $5 sausage and egg biscuits after the debacle that was opening audio...Some song about crispy bacon and a BLT...Some song trying to link Pearl Jam to Linkedin names...Some lady shopping at Zara that hates a shirt and how to bust AI at a drive-thru...Lets rebound...A woman took a truck on a test drive and found the car salesman hot...The test drive w...

Rizzo likes goo...And by goo we mean his ice cream... As we kicked up with a double scoop of audio...An awful karaoke performance to get this going this morning...And a woman who has a genius idea of opening up a lemonade stand as an adult to pay her way through law school...She needs a better price point than a nickel like Rizzo used to charge as a kid...We had to delve into wacky news folks as w...

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Rizzo kicked off the show being slap silly at 6am...He was pretty juiced up it was Friday...Opening audio took us right through the fast food drive-thru line as we learned that McDonalds has sell-by dates on their breakfast burritos...Chick-Fil-A is now charging people 30 cents for bags...We heard from the worst break dancer in history Raygun...After we left the drive-thru we made a stop at Wallyw...

Rizzo attempted to "service" the listeners to start the show but had the jimmy fingers and was hitting all the wrong buttons...He isn't a confident caramel man like the guy we discussed who claims he is god's gift to women...Rizzo can dream on...Much like the guy who is attempting to replace Steven Tyler who we thought hit the note of Dream On...Kurt Busch got a DUI...He was double the legal limit...

Ever jump in a pool of sprinkles? Well a big man did at an ice cream museum and broke his ankle...Now he is suing...Children play in it...Your mom or grandma is getting it in if you send them to a nursing home...A senior spilt the tea about nursing homes...Cool girl tables...Sex...Parties...Upchucking after too much drinking...Trump is in town...People have been camping out overnight to go to the...

Stick out that left hand and put er there...Unless you're not left handed...Which Rizzo thought Jeff was...Surprise...He isn't...Ever been in an earthquake...One happened in LA yesterday and live on TV we saw it happen...It was only a 4.7...No biggie...The simplest of rides...The Alice In Wonderland ride malfunctioned in Disneyland with the doors slamming...A woman forgot to tell her husband until...

It's a Triple Dippy Monday to kick things off on the show...When road rage happens, and you wind up in a physical altercation, what is your first move? One man's first move was biting off another guy's fingers...As the Olympics came to a close with Tom Cruise coming down from the top of the stadium and to LA promoting the 2028 Olympics, we decided we have had wayyyy too much Snoop Dog...Remember t...

Listener Court became as SELFISH as our former friend over Fajita's and Jeff SWEPT IT! Then Rizzo tried to FORCE the "BAMBINE" his son into the HOWDY DOODY hello which Jeff thought was a little FORCED on Rizzo's part. Then we meet Hao, who is SO FAT and BAD IN BED his wife is suing him for EVERY TIME she had to endure HAO! We then meet an 825lb woman who has been deemed "MODERN DAY MOMMA GRAPE" an...