Rizzo and Jeff Show Unplugged

After a drive this morning in Rizzo's new Buick Park Avenue Ultra, we got things going with Opening Audio...Custard and gravy pies? Well, 2500 of them went missing...At first, we didn't like the idea...But gravy and custard? Not a bad combo...Do you wish you were a hippopotamus for Christmas? Well one man does...No worries my friend...You will find your hippo one day...A woman always wanted to be...

Rizzo's life is about to change...You will find out later in the podcast...But we are back fresh after a nice holiday with the family...Opening Audio kicks off with...Let's start with a drunk guy who got pulled over and had a white claw stuck to his finger...The guy who bought the $6 million banana on a wall art opened the banana and ate it...Everyone knows a Filet-O-Fish guy...A guy tried to get...

Hey mustard...Wanna ketchup? Opening Audio kicks off with a mother who was fired up at McDonald's...She got into an argument with a group of people she thought were pointing at her and she pulled a gun on them...Well the gun fell and went off and shot her 15 year old daughter in the shoulder instead...A man took a look at his Olive Garden breadstick and it had a stamp with a barcode on it...Elton...

Rizzo started the show off as a souped up gym teacher to start the show...We also found out he wants to do ballet and that he has milky white legs...A guy re-did "eye of the tiger" as a yacht rock song and we found out Jeff is a parrot head...An algebra teacher lost it on a student after he could not understand any of the new lingo...A man was caught after he stole a car from a driving school...We...

THE APOCALYPSE!! A dusting of snow and Asheville shuts down...Rizzo & Jeff aren't deterred...Paul Reiser met his wife at a comedy club...She was a cocktail waitress...Who cares...Wiz wit or wiz witout...The Hallmark Movie about the Kansas City Chiefs and Taylor Swift takes a trip to Philly to order cheesesteaks...Joe Biden is from Ireland now...The president welcomed the Boston Celtics to The...

The Cataloochee ski slope lights are on, let's get Thursday going...A 97 year old woman wanted to relive her cheerleading years and put it down at her alma mater...A store opened that serves junk...Like legit junk...Erasers, broken trophies, bottle caps...If you are drowning at sea do you trust Matthew McConaughey...He tested the buoyancy of several doors on the gulf and he felt there was room for...

Let's start your day with a dollop of Dolly...Dolly Parton has a new eau de toilette...Hearing Dolly really uplifts our spirits...There is a guy going around to Target and hanging in the greeting card aisle and dumping his trauma on folks...Meet crack dad...A daughter wonders why her dad's crack is out whenever he is working on the car...That was Opening Audio today...Maybe some folks are just mea...

Everyone ready for Uncle Richie the confirmed bachelor to show up for the holidays? Let's get the show going with Opening Audio...A woman has a pizza trick where you flip the pizza upside down...Then smack it against the wall and flip it right side up...It gets rid of the grease...A pig named Notorious P.I.G. was not compliant when he was trying to be wrangled...Another annoying wacky voice guy......

The eating guinea pig convo from yesterday seemed to continue this morning before we got to Opening Audio...A woman purchased an electromagnetic force field on Temu to help against snow piling up on her windshield...There is always a drunk guy on the plane...On a recent flight a man HAD to sing Sweet Caroline on the plane and get everyone to sing along...Can someone tase him? Is Steve Harvey putti...

Getting hot this morning with sausages and frozen nuggets for you to kick off the show this Wednesday...As we kicked off Opening Audio Rizzo went between a weird public restroom guy and Pee Wee Herman...Is there a place in town where we can spin a Lazy Susan full of sausages to sample? A man messed up a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune that had to do with sampling sausage...Do you like dino nuggets? We...

We kicked off the show by jamming to a little glam rock for Rizzo's friend Dom in Fairview...Opening Audio gets going with us checking Haiti off of our bucket list of travel destinations...A Spirit Airlines flight was riddled with bullets as it landed there...The big fight is this Friday between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is this Friday on Netflix and the trash talking has begun...Is Olive Garden us...

IT'S VETERANS DAY!! A big salute to all who have served...Opening Audio kicked off with a woman who super glued her eye shut...Maybe keep it away from your bedside...A grandmother was caught calling her grandchild an ugly baby on the baby cam...If you're going to attempt to commit insurance fraud and ram your car backwards into someone, make sure they don't have a dashcam...Does your boss have sti...

How does Steve Harvey and baby oil go together? Let's kick off Friday with Opening Audio and that...Tickle Me Elmo is making waves...A man decided to juice one up and when he did that it looked like a demon...We talked about the Rock's party tricks...He moves his pecs for kids at parties and picks up grapes with his backdoor...Close your eyes and imagine Steve Harvey covered in baby oil...Steve se...

Pull out your #2 Ticonderoga pencil and pencil in the chin as we kick off this Thursday edition of the show...We will get to Leno later...In Opening Audio we once again talk about the seniors...A woman is 95 years old and plays pickleball and tackle football...Happy Exploding Whale Day...A look back at the day they blew up a whale in Oregon and the blubber went everywhere...Henry Winkler let Drew...

Donald Trump is the 47th President Of The United States and oh ya by the way it is Rizzo's birthday...Strawberry the pig broke into the barn and got drunk drinking all of the wine...A woman said that asparagus helps her determine who will win the election...Initially it said Kamala...She is now blaming the asparagus...Another woman named Kamala Harris didn't like feeling the pressure to vote for h...

ELECTION DAY!! Before we get things going we need to be fed...We took a walk back to the 1980's and took a listen to a Subway tutorial on how to order a proper hoagie...We then reminisced about the time Jeff worked at Goodwill and talked about a story about how some folks donated live ammunition...Jeff would have been the highest paid employee in the store at $11 an hour...There is nothing wrong w...

Kicking off this election week with Elmer Fudd to kick off opening audio as a man pretended to be  him to get out of a ticket...A woman slept with over 100 men in one day...Her advice is to cheat to keep your relationship healthy...Michael Jackson almost did not do "We are the world" ...We are the children Mikey Jackson...Steve Harvey is planting Harvey seeds on The Feud...We contend the guests on...

Let's walk steadily into this Thursday edition of the show...As we kick off opening audio we talk about the beds we want...Rizzo wants a racecar bed...Jeff wants a wrestling ring bed...A woman has a coffin bed so that she can hide in it and get away from her problems...A woman walks us through what it is like to have gotten it on with a ghost who is a British soldier from the 1700's and is a dynam...

On the topic of mischievous elders, let's kick the show off with opening audio...But first we get to a woman who is having a ghost pregnancy with Casper the ghost...An elder went into a store and saw a deal for 44lbs of cheese and left with it...Another elder rode a golf cart into a restaurant and ran over people eating dinner...They claim she was not intoxicated...Naughty listener Wendy finally c...

Let's start this off with a little song and dance...Well no problem...We have the song and dance daddy Rizzo...If you call 911 to order a pizza just make sure you order extra ham...A woman did that and went extra cheese...A 59 year old man who said he was 21 but looks older because of what he says is Benjamin Button Syndrome met a woman on Tinder...He also said he looks older because he works two...

GUESS WHAT?!? Rizzo saw a bear and her cubs in the mountains here…As we reminisced about our theater days it brought us to a conversation about Chi Chi’s…That was because McDonalds is having E-coli issues with their Quarter Pounder…It was the peppers that brought down the Chi Chi’s…Hopefully McDonalds is ok…Today we celebrate bologna…One woman couldn’t not pronounce it and never knew it was spelle...

Mark called and came out of the Long John Silver's closet to kick off the show...Rapper Cardi B wants to sue CPS and kill the people that called them on her...She does take the kids to Skyzone...Celebrity Mortal Kombat is a thing...Some of the characters you can use are Kim Kardashian, Elon Musk, Gordon Ramsey and the strongest character OPRAH...Her finisher is called "The Clam" ...FINISH HIM!! Wo...

You don’t want your last words to be “I did it” if you are Diddy…But that’s what he said he wants his last words to be…That kicked off opening audio today…Imagine going to your favorite fast food spot and then they have nothing available you want to order…A man got super emotional placing his vote…We feel he was an RFK Jr. guy…Basheer would you mind if we checked your freezer…We listened to a guy...

WE WERE ABLE TO GET OUR DUNKIN!! A sense of normalcy is afoot here in Asheville as the curfew has been lifted and businesses are opening back up!! We kicked the show off with opening audio...Jeff was lost about some Simpsons audio Rizzo chuckled over...An annoying Walmart worker has to sing people home at the end of the night when the store closes...People were cheering as a granny attempted to ge...

This was QUITE the week. As we BEGIN A LONG arduous rebuild like so MANY in our DEVISTATED COMMUNITY we tried to bring a light and levity to those who are STRUGGLING and TRYING to find some light and laughter in this HORRIFIC TRAGEDY... We have BEEN THERE and WILL CONTINUE to BE THERE for ALL OF YOU because we are WNC STRONG!!! With all the LOVE and THANKS in our Hearts,  Rizzo and Jeff See you Mo...