Rizzo and Jeff Show Unplugged

Is the boss playing silly tricks on Rizzo to get things going on a Monday? Wiggle that headphone cord and let's get going...It's Opening Audio time...3 national guardsmen are in trouble after they landed a helicopter on someone's land in Montana and stole elk antlers...Why? A man is suing Whataburger after they put onions on his burger...He's looking for $1 million because he had to go to the hosp...

There is so much to begat today...No time to waste so let's get things going with a thing we call Opening Audio...Rizzo believes we don't talk enough about elder love on the show...Jeff believes if we talk about it anymore we will be in their bedrooms...We will get to it...A woman chained her boyfriend's car from the back and drug it down a Chicago highway...The car was flying all over the place.....

Do you remember the smell of your middle school boy's locker room? Mennen Speed Stick? Check your tanner score and let's get the show going...It's Opening Audio time...Let's talk about bird explosions...Pop like a firecracker...A neighborhood is having an issue where birds are hitting power lines and exploding...If you're going to go then that's the way...Let's head to Iowa...The field of dreams.....

Wilford Brimley called...Here is a chocolate sprinkle donut Rizzo...Let's get Tuesday rolling with a little thing we call Opening Audio...There once was a man from Salem...A man was driving his car at 118 mph...He was only nailed for a DUI...Jeff has decided his next car is a conversion van...A woman crashed her car all because of a spider...We found out Rizzo is whacking cicadas, and he is BTK......

WE SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE!! Let's get going on this rainy wet Monday...Opening Audio time!! The Pope's brother has been chatting away about many topics...He's a real Roger Clinton...He did let us know that his brother is a White Sox fan...The man accused of crashing his car through the front gate of Jennifer Aniston's home appeared in court naked...If he played his cards right he could have had M...

We have a new Pontiff...Da Bears...To start your day off so we can get it out of the way on Opening Audio we need to play a sound for you...It's the sound of a man whose junk was bitten by a snake while he was sitting on a log...A mother said leave me the hell alone on Mother's Day...Forget brunch...She finds it to be a punishment...Our new Pope is an American! Sebastian Maniscalco actually said s...

Should Jeff go bald? What is with the nudity? Just some of the questions we have to get answered this morning...It all starts with the good ole' Opening Audio...What a follie to start things this morning...A man was arrested for what was claimed to be an attempted kidnapping at a Walmart...He spent 47 days in jail...He got out on bond after a video surfaced that didn't look like what they claim......

Kangaroos, meth and bears...OH MY!! Let's get Wednesday going with Opening Audio...First we talked to Ed...Sorry we missed nip chat Ed...Now to roo chat...A kangaroo was on the loose in Florida and people thought it was fresh out of the movie Kangaroo Jack...That was a prime Anthony Anderson flick...Speaking about an Anthony Anderson fan...A woman was pulled over for a warrant and she has a pet ra...

Well butter our muffins...The show explanation sounded insane today as we got things going...Busey...Nudity on a plane...Wanda Sykes...So much coming...Let's get to Opening Audio...Our favorite Florida Sheriff told a story about a couple of burglars who were caught when the police went woof woof...Hulk Hogan weighed on the 100 men vs 1 gorilla debate...Hogan said they only need 99 men and 1 Hulk H...

Happy Cinco De Mayo...Jeff glided into work today with a walker he got at Goodwill...That got us ready on a Monday as we got going with Opening Audio...There was a woman that had a sign that said ninja's beat me up and stole my kids and I need money...Love a good honest homeless sign...A man had a snake bite him over 800 times to bring awareness for snake bites...He filmed it and says it's all abo...

When you go to that special massage parlor and the offer at the end isn't even offered, should you be offended? Let's get to Opening Audio...A woman "accidentally" had a massage at a full service brothel...She acted as if she didn't know...She was not made an offer at the end...A woman was trying to have a zen moment in the ocean when the riptide swept her away...A woman tried to storm the cockpit...

Where did he stick the parakeet is the game we are playing to kick off this Thursday edition of the show...That takes us to Opening Audio...A kid defended his seagull calling championship and it sounds like he will be sitting alone at lunch...Would you leave a casserole in the mailbox to seduce the mailman? Tuna? Beef and noodles. A man tried to smuggle a dozen parakeets through customs...Problem...

We really had a few things we needed to delve into but we will have to put those on layaway at K-Mart as we head to Opening Audio...Rejection cakes are the new trend...It is where you put flags on toothpicks of the colleges that rejected you on a cake...A girl in a group of friends put 7 on...A man with a shirt that said "retired drug dealer" was arrested with guess what? Drugs...The news man got...

We will start the show by helping out you sad pappy today...Let's get going on a Tuesday with Opening Audio...A woman was arrested after she not only stripped naked but decided to go to the bathroom in her seat on the plane as well...A man hid plastic eggs across city parks on Easter morning...He posted it on social media...The problem was that they were filled with weed...Let's move on to a sad p...

Have you ever been mistaken for Louie Anderson? Rizzo claims he has...We hope he doesn't arrive home to a Dear John letter...Let's get things going today with Opening Audio...A woman was left traumatized after a snake fell into her drink...Obviously she is looking for a lawsuit...A Sonic manager gave a 16 year old employee an edible...The manager admitted she did it because the employee asked for...

Jeff pulled IT OUT!! We are talking about his Melissa Etheridge 3/4 shirt...Let's get things going on a Thursday with a little thing we call Opening Audio...Let's crank that motor...We have an upset senior...A woman does not like how her hair coloring went...She tried to record her hairdresser because a month after her hair was done that the grays were coming back...Can we be done with the twins t...

Drinking and drugging coming your way today as we get things going on a Wednesday...Yes that is a Dikembe Mutombo reference to kick things off...It's Opening Audio time...Shaq has quite a mishap on NBA on TNT...He had to deliver a #2 and ran off the set...He has been drinking a lot of olive oil...A man stole another man's truck and when the man asked him why he was doing it, he simply said...This...

Let's start this day off with a good ole' tongue peshing! It is Opening Audio time on the show...What do you think Elton John's mouth tastes like? What about Rebel Wilson? We believe Elton tastes like bangers and mash...Rebel and Elton shared a deep tongue kissing at an after party...An Uber driver would not let 3 ladies out of a car unless someone married him...Two women on a news report who were...

The Pope didn't make it...Rizzo believes it's an inside job as he just met with the Vice President yesterday...It's time for Opening Audio ladies and gentleman...A man showed us how to really talk to the ladies...When you're in a pickle you need the comedy of Dratch...They unveiled a commemorative arch in her hometown and it collapsed...Stick to giving it to Pearlman DeVito...Danny is looking to r...

Flail those hands in the air...It's WrestleMania weekend...Rizzo the walking amusement park is getting us going with Opening Audio...Joe Exotic is a bad bunny...He misses doing Easter egg hunts at his zoo...He is dressing up like a bunny in jail...Gayle King and Katy Perry are not happy with everyone...They didn't like how no one found their trip into space inspiring...A man in a werewolf mask rob...

You get a good morning...He gets a good morning...Everyone gets a good morning...We found out today that when Rizzo leaves here he does voices all around town...Another annoying woman went through a drive-thru and made horrible voices...Another principal and teacher threw a party at their house with students...The audio of the drunk teacher was quite silly when she talked to the cop...Everyone was...

This show is dedicated to you at Wink Martindale...We hope you are winking around up there...Let's get to Opening Audio...An ex-girlfriend saw her ex with his new girlfriend and ran her over in an intersection...A teacher is suspended with pay after she taped children's mouths shut with painters tape...It's not the worst of the tapes...A serial peeper was arrested after he whipped it out at a CVS...

Bert and Ernie were just a couple of confirmed bachelors that took baths...That isn't exactly the crux of Opening Audio but it is brought to you by the letter "T" today...Tortoise...A tornado came and swept away a family's pet tortoise and he was found 60 miles down the road...Turkey...A turkey went wild inside of a tool store and attacked people and destroyed the store...Tall...A Tinder date got...

Rosie is ready to step into a straight relationship to get things going this morning...We will get to that later on...A priest has issues with security...He refuses to go through the security machine because they will see him naked...So he would rather be groped and touched by the TSA...A Karen who enjoys eating the bean went crazy on her roommate for not paying...She was pretending to be hit but...

RIP Lemon Head...You will understand what we are talking about as we get this Friday show going with Opening Audio...The Masters are underway and we must talk a Masters pee...Jose Luis Ballaster took a leak as he was trying to make the cut...He peed in the river there and it doesn't look like he is going to make it...A man followed a female Walgreens worker into the ladies restroom to simply ask h...