Ride This One Podcast

AND THEY'RE BACK! We know we know it's been awhile but the theories of our demise were greatly exaggerated! So enjoy this RT2 today and a all new RTO coming next week! It's about to get lit!

AND THEY'RE BACK! Join @RTOMuscleDaddy, @RTODelaney, and @RTODucky for Episode 7 of Ride This Two! The boys get hard on all of the Six Flags announcements and much more! So sit back and get comfortable while they blow their news load all over your face!

On Ep 38 of RTO join Tom (Bob The Lobster) for the 2nd time (or is it his 3rd?), @RTOSlater, @RTODelaney, and @RTODucky as they discuss everything from a new Intamin in China to casual homophobia! we also get a visit from Bob The Lobsters Aquatic Friends! _________________________ Website -  www. RideThisOne.com Call or Text the show! 26-RIDE-THIS (267) 433-8447 Follow The Show!   Facebook  -  Twi...

AND THEY'RE BACK! Join Muscle Daddy @RTOMuscledaddy , Ryan @RTODelaney , and Ducky @RTODucky on a all new adventure . . . Without Valentine! Yeah Valentine chose dick over recording with us! But we would have abandoned us too! Skeet Skeet!

On Ep 37 of RTO we're joined by Andrew Locke @coastersurf. GarBear is MIA. Is he riding Hangtime? Goliath makes a BIG announcement! Ducky manages to stay afloat while Muscle Daddy isn't sure how he feels about him, and Slater is just gay! Lets DO THIS! _________________________ Website -  www. RideThisOne.com Call or Text the show! (267) 433-8447 Follow us!  Facebook  -  Twitter  -  Subscribe Bitc...

AND THEY'RE BACK! In Ep 5 of RT2 @RTOMuscleDaddy solves the case of the missing duck boat jokes, @RTOValentine remembers his time at Beach Bend and makes us feel unsafe at theme parks, And @RTODelaney reminisces about the old CP Boobie Ride! Oh and they talk about dicks too. QUACK QUACK!  _________________________ Website -  www. RideThisOne.com Call or Text the show! (267) 433-8447 Follow us!  Fa...

On episode 36 of RTO we introduce you to our newest intern @RTODucky and find out if he's truly up for the job or if he'll sink like a duck boat! Slater has a straight moment, and GarBear still hasn't rode Hang Time! This and so much more on Ep 36 of RTO! _________________________ Website -  www. RideThisOne.com Call or Text the show! (267) 433-8447 Follow us!  Facebook  -  Twitter  -  Subscribe B...

On episode 4 of RT2 Muscle Daddy's humor sinks to the bottom of Table Rock Lake so Slater makes us edit it out! Can you tell where the missing jokes went? Still the boys are loud, crass, & gay! Put on your life jackets, waters getting choppy out here! QUACK QUACK! _________________________ Website -  www. RideThisOne.com Call or Text the show! (267) 433-8447 Follow us!  Facebook  -  Twitter  -  Su...

On this episode of RT2 the boys visit @DarienneLake the drag queen from Season 6 @RuPaulsDragRace NO you nerds not @DarienLake the theme park!  So grab some duct tape and secure all loose articles because you're in for one hell of a ride!

On Episode 34 of Ride This One, we invite Eric Rentz into the torture chamber! Eric is the former host of The Holiday World Podcast and an all around theme park nerd. We put him up against the ropes as he begs for more pleasure from the potty mouth podcast. ON THIS EPISODE: Buffalo Bills Desperado not dead                               Florida roller coaster derails Hershey Park Major 23 acre Expa...

On this episode of RIDE THIS TWO PODCAST, Sit & Spin with DeLaney and Valentine. Muscle Daddy and Valentine go balls deep on Dolly's Cinnamon loaves before breaking their backs on her Lightning Rod! This weeks circle jerk ends with the boys cumming together to give you the tops, and bottoms, of the coaster world. Don't forget to follow the fun on twitter at: @RT2Podcast @RTOMuscleDaddy @RTOValenti...

Welcome to the very first episode of RIDE THIS TWO PODCAST!. We're so desperate we're ripping ourselves off! Join Muscle Daddy, Valentine , and DeLaney on their very first adventure with RIDE THIS TWO! Join them as they gag on Robb Alvey, SFOG, a possible MACK launch Coaster and so much for! Hold on tight because with RTO and RT2 IT'S A CULT NOT A FAMILY! Don't forget to follow our hosts and new s...

NICK HUTSON joins us on episode 32 of Ride This One! This sexy Brit from across the pond is a famous musical composer for the theme park industry, contributor to The  Season Pass Podcast , and host of the podcast, Musical Talk . Goliath and Slater harass Nick Hudson with a little help from Intern Chris and Ryan Delaney . We also have some special guests on this weeks edition of Theme Park Jeopardy...

The 30th episode of RIDE THIS ONE is here! Of course, Garbear bailed to Vegas and the boys got fucked up on things they found under the sink. Valentine , Jordan Driver and Trent Wilken join us as we attempt to shove 30 episodes of debauchery into one gaping roller coaster filled episode. Uncle Kevin returns with a new product, and The Ridefather teaches the boys a lesson about respect. On this eps...

Today we are joined by Ryan aka Mr. Rye Playland aka Rye Rye! We get hung up and Hangtime  and talk about  everything from Xcelerator reopening to heads rolling on Verruckt! We shame Goliath for missing this weeks episode for his anniversary and obviously dick jokes as far as the eye can see!  ______________________________ Website -  www. RideThisOne.com Call or Text the show! (267) 433-8447 Foll...

Valentine return's for episode 28 of Ride This One! Goliath is back and as sultry as ever. We talked about:  Dollywood Being Sued Linnanmaki new 2019 Coaster? Orlando 425ft StarFlyer topped off New Trains for Loch Ness Monster New Disney Patent for Indoor Fireworks Take Potential New Hires to a Park Timberwolf won't open on time Lakemont Park to remain closed this year Pipe makes a splash at Kalah...

On episode 27 of Ride This One, Jordan Driver returns to declare his spot as Muscle Daddy of RTO with the #RTOChallenge. The boys also invite Intern Chris out from the basement since Goliath was at Disney this week. We go over Slater's trip to Disney since Garbear is the only broke ass bitch that cant get his ass to Florida. We also talk about all this shit: Silver Dollar City's got some competiti...

On this episode we harass Brian Wactlar from The Civil Gore Podcast! You may recognize his voice from one of the many sketches he has voiced for us here on RTO. He is also our resident Jew and all around hilarious coaster enthusiast. Nicolas Cage and The Furry Coaster Club join in on the depravity as well. ON THIS EPISODE: Desperado was CLOSED Robin Hood conversion Kennywood Thomas Town Kings Domi...

  The Ride This One season two premiere is here! Shaun from the Youtube channel Shaun Does Stuff joins us for at least half of the episode before getting black out drunk. We apparently have a way with people, and that way is making people vomit and pass out mid-recording. Loop Dawg, Sir Clicks A Lot, and The Notorious F.A.G. drop their latest track, and we go over our top 2018 coasters. We also dr...

HOLY SHIT It's part two of our GOLIATH sized Christmas special! Join us again on a daring adventure through the depravity and sketches of Season one and discover some new shit we threw in there too! Happy New Years Bitches! SEASON 2 Starts Feb 4th! Website -  www. RideThisOne.com Call or Text the show! (267) 433-8447 Follow us!  Facebook  -  Twitter  -  Subscribe Bitch! Read more at http://ridethi...

Merry Christmas Eve Bitches! Join the boys on part one of a VERY SPECIAL two part holiday addition of Ride This One Podcast! Take a stroll down memory lane with us as we revisit all the fun and sketches of season one! Oh we made some new stuff too!   Website -  www. RideThisOne.com Call or Text the show! (267) 433-8447 Follow us!  Facebook  -  Twitter  -  Subscribe Bitch!  

On the final normal episode of this season, we welcome our intern Chris to the show! Don't get used to him though, since he'll be locked away in our basement churning out sketches for the next 2 years. He says its for his resume, but we are sure he is just a budding coaster-sexual that has the hots for Garbear. Whatever, Garbear likes it. IN THIS EPISODE:  Disney is opening toy stores in Russia be...

Were 21 ya'll!   It's just Goliath and Slater in the basement this time as GarBear has escaped to Florida for the Holidays.   In this episode S&S takes center stage as we discuss the return of Steeplechase and the embarrassing state of Gale Force and Merlins Mayhem.   We discuss Dollywoods new penis coaster and amphitheater   Gerstlauer has a major come back in the states while Lakemont Parks futu...

Jordan Driver joins us from Hunksville. Hes the sexiest bear coaster enthusiast that we could find. In fact, Jordan has been with us from the very beginning. So, we hopped into his lap and let him take control of this episode with his big sexy arms. We talk about a plethora of junk like:   Six Flags builds 3 parks in China Lego Land New York finally gets moving Hang Time hangs ten at Knotts Furuvi...

Michael Muldoon from Wild Gravity Travels joins the boys on this episode just to be ravaged by Garett and Slater as soon as he stepped foot in the basement. It's ok, after what Big Boy did to us in this episode, you'll see that Michael got off easy. Michael, or M2 as he is known on the black market, has brought us some juicy details of his coaster past. He also divulges his deepest darkest coaster...