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Welcome Back to The Retro Blood and our month of Vampire horror Movies in the 1980s. Tonight, we're diving deep into the classic horror flick, "Fright Night," released on August 2, 1985. Strap in for a thrilling ride as we dissect the film, offering insightful commentary and a comprehensive review. But first, let's set the stage with our weekly history segment. We're taking you back to the vibrant...

 Sink your teeth into the darkness once again as Retro Blood takes you on a journey into the heart of 1980s Vampire lore with Episode 123! Hosts James Kline and J. A. Alison beckon you into the shadows, where desperation is stripped bare and a vampire with a wickedly sweet mullet prowls the night. In this tantalizing installment, join us as we dare to bask in the moonlight by the Santa Monica pier...

Welcome to another heart-pounding edition of the Lights Out Podcast, where darkness reigns supreme and horror lurks around every corner. As Valentine's Day draws near, we invite you to join us on a chilling journey into the depths of terror with our discussion on the 2009 remake of "My Bloody Valentine 3D." In this special Valentine's Day episode, the boys delve into a myriad of topics, exploring...

Welcome to another thrilling episode of Retro Blood! In Episode 122, your hosts James Kline and J. A. Alison delve into the mysterious and seductive world of gothic clubs, art movies, and the timeless David Bowie in his role as the immortal old man in "The Hunger."Join us as we party through the night, play classical tunes by day, and explore the eternal quest to defy aging. But that's just the be...

Welcome to another thrilling episode of Retro Blood! This month, we're diving fangs-deep into the mesmerizing world of 1980s Vampire movies, and kicking things off with a bang by sinking our teeth into the legendary "Vampire Hunter D" from 1985 – a Japanese anime masterpiece that's got it all: vampires, hunters, and a talking hand!   Join your hosts James Kline and J. A. Alison as we take a hilari...

 Welcome back, horror enthusiasts, to another spine-chilling episode of The Retro Blood! This time, we're wrapping up our Horror Comedy month with a wild dive into the peculiar world of Tim Burton and the mischievous bio-exorcist we all know and love - Beetlejuice! Prepare for a laughter-filled journey as we navigate the afterlife without bothering to read the handbook for the recently deceased. G...

 Dive into the spooky fun with The Retro Blood Horror Comedy month! In this episode, James Kline and J. A Alison take you on a hilarious journey through the realm of "Saturday the 14th Strikes Back." Join the hosts as they attempt to seal cracks in their haunted house filled with mysterious monsters—creatures that might just be from hell itself. The duo kicks off the show by pondering the target a...

 Welcome back to The Retro Blood Horror Comedy month! In this uproarious episode, James  Kline and J. A Alison take on the so-called funny PG horror spoof movie, "Saturday the 14th." Join the dynamic duo as they embark on a quest to locate the elusive book of EVIL, all while  cracking unfunny jokes that will leave you in stitches. The hosts kick things off with quick thoughts on the film, question...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood and the first episode of the year 2024 with the boys talking all about Horror Comedy. Up, first if you like 2 movies combined into one with Mr. Freeze from batman and looks of Demon like zombie things this is the review for you because Retro Blood talking all about “ Spookies”. Join James Kline and J. A Alison as we play a game of Ouija board and have our friend tur...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we continue our 3rd annual Holiday Horror review month in the 1980’s. Up Next, we bring in the New Year Bloody with 1987 “Bloody New Year”. Join James Kline and J. A Alison as we go to the haunted time wrap Grand Island.  We start off with some quick thoughts on the film and why we don’t go out on New Years. We then get into our last review of the Holiday beer we...

Two scourges eviscerate 2023 "It's a Wonderful Knife" Merry Christmas from the Lights Out podcast. Hear James Kline and J. A Alison ruin Christmas for all the lovers of "It's a Wonderful Knife". So, grab your Holiday beer and spiced eggnog and listen to two scourges rip on "It's a wonderful knife" and what they hate about new age Horror. Link to the official Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/of...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we continue our 3rd annual Holiday Horror review month in the 1980’s. Up Next, we celebrate our 3rd annual Christmas episode with a full review of the 1980’s Classic “Gremlins”.  Join James Kline and J. A Alison as we sell you our gimmicks that may or may not work. We start off with some quick thoughts on the film and PG ratings turning some movies into PG 13 bec...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we continue our 3rd annual Holiday Horror review month in the 1980’s. Up Next, if you Love your car and I mean really love your car like sexually love your car this is the review for you because Retro Blood is talking all about “Christine”Join James Kline and J. A Alison as we rent out our garage to some nerd kid bring in his rust bucket.  We start off with some...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we start off our 3rd annual Holiday Horror review month in the 1980’s. Up Next, if you like long stair way walking in the dark, a swerve back story and kids hanging out in a Dorm this is the review for you because Retro Blood is talking all about “The Dorm that drip blood”.  Join James Kline and J. A Alison as we leave the dorm breakdown party and look for invoic...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we start off our 3rd annual Holiday Horror review month in the 1980’s. Up first, if you like peep shows, drunk Santas and daddy issues this is the review for you because Retro Blood is talking all about “Don’t open till Christmas”. Join James Kline and J. A Alison as we bring out the wallet for the peep show and try not to get stab in the neck. We start off with...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we continue this November talking all about Werewolf movies in the 1980’s. Up next, if you like 2 American guys looking for Ass in London and getting attacked by a Slaughter Lamb pub Werewolf this is the review for you Because Retro Blood is talking all about “An American Werewolf in London”. Join, James Kline and J. A Alison as we show up in a London hospital se...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone and welcome to the Lights out podcast. We are celebrating on this episode Jame Kline and J. A Alison gets out of the 1980’s again and talk all bout Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving on American Thanksgiving that was released Nov 17, 2023. We talk about the original Grind House trailer made in 2007. We talked about what he kept from that trailer and what was missing that we hope s...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we continue this November talking all about Werewolf movies in the 1980’s. Up next, if you like X-files like movies about werewolf's, Negative video effect and I weird romance plot this is the Review for you because Retro Blood talking all about “Wolfen”. Join, James Kline and J. A Alison as we go to an abounded church in the Bronx and try not to get killed by an...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we continue this November talking everything about Werewolf movies in the 1980’s. Up next, if you like Latin Lovers and Japanese samurais this is the review for you because Retro Blood is talking all about “The Beast and The Magic Sword”. Join, James Kline and J. A Alison as we cross the oceans and torment a innocence city in Kyoto and attack people in a brothel...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we Begin this November talking all about Werewolf movies in the 1980’s. Up first, if you like strange little red Riding hood stories, I crazy Granny with a ton of stories and a she wolf walking through your town naked this is the review for you because Retro Blood talking all about “The Company Of Wolves”.  Join, James Kline and J. A Alison as we shed our skin an...

 Welcome to the Lights out podcast for our Halloween episode talking all about 2003 Freddy vs. Jason. The two mega Horror Icons go to battle in this massive heavy weight battle to the death. Join your Hosts James Kline and J. A Alison as we talk how we got here and discuss the Retro Blood reviews of both Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th series in the 80s and we fill in the gaps on what...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood Halloween party episode as we enter a spooky Demon invested house and the boys Review Night of the Demons 1988. If you like to party and do Séance that turn girls into Demons, this is the review for you. Join, James Kline and J. A Alison as we party it up in a old Demon-infested house. We start off the party by talking some quick thoughts on Night of the Demon and h...

 Welcome to the Lights out podcast for our 2nd Annual Battle of the Halloween Havoc's. This year the boys will battle two mega Halloween Havoc shows 1994 vr 1999. Join James Kline and J.A Alison as we go to battle and review both of these WCW shows at their Finest or worse, we will decide. First, we start off talking about Some History of the two shows and some of the Story-lines Leading up to bot...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we finish up our Annual Halloween reviews with the entire 1980s Friday the 13th movies. Up next, if you like New York street gang and Jason on a boat this is the review for you because the Retro blood is talking all about Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason takes Manhattan. Join, James Kline and J.A Alison as we get our boxing gloves ready to go toe to toe with a dead...

Welcome back to The Retro Blood as we continue our Annual Halloween reviews with the entire 1980s Friday the 13th movies. Up next, if you like Telekinetic abilities like Jean Gray or Carrier, girls skinny dipping in lakes and 3 couples having sex all at the same time this is the review for you because Retro Blood is talking all about Friday the 13th Part 7: The new blood.  Join James Kline and J.A...