Retro Blood

James Kline and J.H. Alison continue their Killer Objects in 1980s Horror Movies: Part 2 series with the low-budget oddity Woodchipper Massacre. While the movie doesn’t live up to its gruesome title, the boys dive into its home-video style production, giving props to the DIY spirit but lamenting the execution of this so-called horror-comedy. The episode kicks off with a discussion about the challe...

James Kline and J.H. Alison continue their exploration of Killer Objects in 1980s Horror Movies: Part 2 with the Dutch cult classic, The Lift. Get ready for a wild ride as they break down elevator malfunctions, microchip conspiracies, and the unique vision of filmmaker Dick Maas. The episode kicks off with quick thoughts on The Lift, including whether people really get stuck in elevators that ofte...

Kick off the new year with James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood dives into Killer Objects in 1980s Horror Movies: Part 2. First up is the electrifying (literally) hidden gem, Murder by Phone—also known as Bells or The Calling. The episode begins with the guys sharing their admiration for this underrated horror flick. Then, it’s time for the Retro Blood Weekly History Segment, where we discus...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as we wrap up our Bad Kids and Even Badder Toys month this holiday season with the original Child’s Play (1988). This week, it’s all about the movie that introduced the world to Chucky, the possessed Good Guy doll with a murderous streak. We kick things off with James explaining why he’s never been a fan of the Chucky franchise but still respects its legacy and imp...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison for a special Retro Blood Christmas episode as we continue our Holiday Review Month, exploring 1980s horror movies with bad kids and even badder toys! This week, we dive into the cult classic Puppet Master (1989), where killer dolls take center stage. First, James shares an interesting (and slightly baffling) comparison of Puppet Master to the original Hellraiser....

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood continues its Holiday Review Month, diving into 1980s horror movies featuring bad kids and even badder toys! This week, the boys tackle the bizarre movie The Pit (1981)—a movie packed with creepy teddy bears, awkward babysitters, and a pit full of hungry monsters. The episode begins with James explaining why he thought this movie was a total misfire,...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood continues its Holiday Review Month, delving into 1980s horror movies with bad kids and even badder toys! This week, the boys step into the twisted world of Dolls (1987), where an eerie old couple with a penchant for sinister toys transforms wicked family members into even wickeder dolls. The episode kicks off with James and Alison’s quick thoughts on...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood kicks off its Holiday Review Month, exploring 1980s horror movies featuring bad kids and even badder toys! This week, the boys make their first stop in Ravensback to break down the nuclear nightmare that is The Children. The episode opens with some quick thoughts on the film, praising its intriguing concept but calling out its uneven execution. The b...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood wraps up its Thanksgiving month of “Human Meat: What’s for Dinner?” with one of the most controversial and notorious films of all time—Cannibal Holocaust! The boys kick things off by exploring the Italian cannibal film boom of the 1980s, debating whether this gruesome flick could be considered the first-ever found footage movie. They set the stage wi...

James Kline and J.H. Alison are back with another wild entry for Retro Blood’s “Human Meat: What’s for Dinner?” month, diving into the gritty chaos of Cannibal Apocalypse (also known as Cannibals in the Streets). This week, join the boys as they break down John Saxon’s unforgettable (and somewhat regret-filled) performance as Norman Hopper, from his rabid cannibal instincts to his unconventional b...

James Kline and J.H. Alison continue Retro Blood’s “Human Meat: What’s for Dinner?” month with a deep dive into Eaten Alive!—a gritty 1980 cannibal cult classic where snake venom and wild rituals are just the beginning. Buckle up for this intense journey into the depths of jungle cult paradise! The boys kick things off with quick takes on the movie’s raw and relentless scenes of snake killings and...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood kicks off “Human Meat: What’s for Dinner?” month with the 1981 shocker Cannibal Ferox! In this episode, we dive into the lurid world of 1980s cannibal horror films and lay out the monthly lineup, giving you a few tasty spoilers along the way. The guys explore the plot of Cannibal Ferox, where a group of clueless city folks heads into the Amazon jungl...

This year, hosts James Cline and J.H. Alison throw down in an epic clash of Halloween Havocs! In one corner, Alsion defends the chaotic WCW Halloween Havoc 2000, packed with wild matches and infamous moments. And in the other corner, James backs the explosive NXT Halloween Havoc 2023, where the new generation of stars brought all the thrills and chills. Now streaming on all platforms! 📷 Instagram...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison for Retro Blood’s special 2024 Halloween episode as they rock into the spooky season with Trick or Treat (1986), a heavy-metal horror classic full of supernatural vengeance, screaming guitars, and a die-hard metal fan named Eddie—no, not that Eddie from Stranger Things! In this episode, the hosts kick things off with a dive into the world of high school bullying, c...

James Kline and J.H. Alison wrap up the Amityville Horror series of the 1980s with Amityville Horror 4: The Evil Escapes—a made-for-TV movie that truly tests their commitment to the haunted franchise. This week, they’re bringing the laughs and brutal honesty as they tackle this bizarre, low-energy entry with a possessed lamp as the film’s primary villain. 🕯️👻 The boys kick things off with a look...

  James Kline and J.H. Alison are back for the next installment of Retro Blood’s Halloween month, continuing their journey through the infamous Amityville films of the 1980s. This week, things get three-dimensional as they dive into Amityville Horror 3D (1983). 🎃🕶️ Get ready for all things 3D—3D flies, 3D wind, 3D poles, 3D fire, and a 3D purple misty cloud that haunts the screen! Oh, and don’t f...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as Retro Blood kicks off its annual Halloween month with a deep dive into the 1980s Amityville movie series, starting with the chilling Amityville Horror II: The Possession. This episode explores the twisted and disturbing tale of possession, family drama, and demonic influence in one of horror's most infamous homes. 👻🏚️ The boys start with a provocative discussio...

Lights Out Halloween Special: The Amityville Horror In this special episode of Lights Out, hosts James Kline and J.H. Alison leave the comfort of the 80s to dive into the chilling tale of one of the most infamous haunted houses in American history—The Amityville Horror. Kicking off their 2024 Halloween month, the hosts explore the terrifying legend from every angle, with an unsanctioned, unfiltere...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as they wrap up their month-long exploration of 1980s New York horror with a deep dive into William Friedkin's controversial thriller, Cruising (1980). This unsettling film, starring Al Pacino, explores the underground world of the leather scene and a serial killer targeting gay men. The hosts begin with a discussion on the film's striking visual style, its provoca...

Join James Kline and J.H. Alison as they continue their deep dive into 1980s New York horror with this week’s film, The Clairvoyant (also known as The Killing Hour) from 1982! 🔮💀 The boys kick off the episode by discussing the rise of psychic-themed thrillers in the early 80s and how The Clairvoyant fits into the genre. And of course, it wouldn’t be a Retro Blood episode without the Oktoberfest...

This week on Retro Blood, James Kline and J.H. Alison continue their journey through the horror-soaked streets of 1980s New York with a deep dive into Lucio Fulci’s underwhelming supernatural thriller Manhattan Baby. James kicks things off with a passionate takedown of the film before the duo gets into their Oktoberfest Beer of the Week review! 🍻 In the history segment, the boys break down a mass...

In Episode 152 of Retro Blood, James Kline and J.H. Alison continue their exploration of the grimy underworld of 1980s New York horror with a deep dive into the 1981 cult classic Maniac. The hosts kick off the episode by revealing the types of horror that truly unsettle them before jumping into the Oktoberfest Beer of the Week review. For this week’s history segment, the boys rewind to January 30,...

Episode 151 of Retro Blood dives deep into the gritty streets of New York with the 1982 horror classic, The New York Ripper. This September, James Kline and J.A. Alison kick off a month dedicated to crime, sex, murder, and the dark allure of 1980s New York horror cinema. The hosts start by setting the scene with a discussion about the iconic New York of the '80s, and how this month's theme came fr...

On Episode 150 of Retro Blood, hosts James Kline and J. A. Alison close out From the Grave month with a deep dive into George A. Romero's 1985 classic, Day of the Dead. Kicking things off with some Alien Romulus (2024) spoilers, the hosts then share their thoughts on Day of the Dead, discussing its impact on the horror genre and how it influenced The Walking Dead TV series. James also reveals his...

On Episode 149 of Retro Blood, James Kline and J. A. Alison continue their exploration of forgotten horror gems with a deep dive into Andrea Bianchi's 1981 cult classic, Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror. In this episode, the hosts dissect one of the most bizarre and metal-infused zombie films ever made, a movie that stands as a twisted testament to the success of Zombi and Dawn of the Dead. The...