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On todays episode Hayden and Dani settle in court over the distribution rights of the podcast and who will ultimately own them. The judge decides the only way these two can dish out who gets the rights is by reviewing 2 new movies. Dani and Hayden decide to review Cocaine Bear and Scream VI in order to determine who has the better podcast takes. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TI...

After the repossession of the studio and being forced to move out of his parents basement. Hayden is visited by Fahrenheit who was sold bad stocks in his podcast. Angry and vengeful, Fahrenheit beats the shit out of Hayden and forces him to watch two new February movies that came out. The new M Night Shaymalan movie and Tom Brady’s vanity project. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Happy 2023! In honor of another great year of movies Fahrenheit and I look back on our Top 10 Best and Worst movies of 2022. These lists are our personal opinions and rankings about movies from 2022. Other people who contributed will have their lists read out in the podcast aswell. Now kick back, relax, and enjoy todays edition of Hayden's Entertainment Hour! 

Merry Christmas from Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! Today me and Dani deliver the gift of talking about a new Christmas classic that just hit theaters. Does David Harbour slay as Santa? Is it a cheesy horrible mess? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Today Fahrenheit and I are back to review the latest Benoit Blanc mystery. This time it involves Elon Musk and a bunch of rich people on an island with a mysterious killer. Does Rian Johnson craft a satisfying sequel? Is the mystery just as engaging as the first? Is Netflix stupid for only putting this movie in theaters for a week? All that’s more today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! (HEAVY SPOIL...

The Halloween Soft Reboot trilogy finally comes to an end tonight. Laurie and Michael face off one last time to see who will survive Halloween. However, a new character is introduced that sparks controversy between me and Dani. Are these new characters good? Will Laurie girl boss away Michael? Are the kills good? Let’s see if this final installment is a satisfying sendoff on Hayden’s Entertainment...

Today me and Fahrenheit discuss the prequel that took the world by storm. Better Call Saul has been a perfect series so far, but does the final season follow that trend? Find out as me and Fahrenheit discuss our favorite BCS Episodes, every episode of S6, and our initial interpretations and thoughts on the year jerking finale. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Finally, a movie that isn’t just superhero content! Today me and Noz talk about Jordan Peeles latest horror movie NOPE. Is this movie the Spielberg Spectacle it’s hyped up to be? Is it as deep as GET OUT or US? Will we rant about insane shit and get off topic a bunch? Find out and more on todays episode of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

More superhero garbage???? Can my content ever not be superhero related??? Today me and Pr0m talk about the whacky world of The Boys and how Season 3. It’s time to discuss if this show is going in the right direction or is succumbing to being like every other generic piece of superhero content. (Also yes my microphone supposedly broke for good during this podcast…so RIP my podcast mic 🥲)

Today me and Brian go over the new disastrous new Elvis biopic with the great comedy strengths of Tom Hanks. Baz Luhrman manages to make another cocaine driven feature that’ll have you wishing you brought Tylenol to cope with it. Does Austin Butler embody the king? Or feel like another Vegas impersonator? Watch as two grown men die inside as they dissect if this is somehow worse than Bohemian Rhap...

We could’ve talked about Top Gun Maverick, we could’ve discussed paint drying, we could’ve just had a podcast of Brian beating me up for an hour and 30 minutes. But yet here we are today reviewing the Bobs Burgers Movie……YAYAYAYAYYAYA

Today me and Fahrenheit are here to go over Everything, Everywhere, Spoiled at Once. (Yes spoiler warning). This new A24 film has hit the big screen and is making lots of noise fast. Michelle Yeoh is back to kicking ass and taking names. It’s time to dissect is it worth all of the praise? Or is it another passable A24 film? Find out today on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Hayden is given some terrible news that his podcast is financially tanking. All because his owner BrianD is demanding more money than humanly possible. The only way Hayden can buy more time is reviewing the new Sonic movie. And ranting about a bad Michael Bay movie. Yea that’s it. TIME CODES: 0:00 Sonic 2, 27:16 AmbuLAnce

I’m fully convinced Sony is making this garbage to sabotage the MCU (and I kinda sorta love/hate it). Today me and Kai try to piece together what possibly went wrong with this movie. Should Jared Leto never act again? Why is it ripping off Nolan’s Batman? How is the CGI straight outve Spider-Man 3? How come Morbius is like, literally in a Papa Johns right now? Find out today about the terribleness...

Nananananana Batman! Me and Fahrenheit are back to talk about the brand new Batman movie! Today will dive deep into if the movie is worth all the hype or simply overpraised. Will discuss Paul Dano, Robert Pattinson, Zöe Kravitz and more. And most of all will try the Little Caesars Batman Calzone. So sit back, relax, and listen to two nerds talk about The Batman.

Fuck you it’s January! The worst month for movies comes with a really bizarre choice to put out another Scream film nearly a whole decade later. So we decided to go back and review the original 4 as well as the new Scream (which isn’t called Scream 5 because idk money or something). So sit back and relax as Brian and I discuss the Scream franchise! TIME CODES: 0:00 Intro, 3:39 Scream (1996), 18:23...

It’s the end of the year folks, time for me to reveal my lists for the good and bad I saw in 2021. In typical fashion I’ll warn it’s just my opinion and if you don’t agree with certain rankings that’s perfectly fine. So sit back, relax, and listen to me ramble about my love/hate for these movies I saw in 2021! TIME CODES: 0:00 Intro, 4:10 Top 10 Best, 32:46 Top 10 Worst, 51:15 Closing Thoughts.

When’s the last time I talked about an Indie film? Well today we’re finally going to look into a film that’s under the radar for most people. Wes Anderson’s new quirky work has hit the silver screen once again. Time for me and Fahrenheit to dissect this new film and see if it’s any good!

House Entertainment Hour is tasked with going to the movie theaters and reviewing Dune. Alongside this house stands Charls and Fahrenheit. It’s time to see if Dennis Villanueva’s adaptation of Dune is all the hype it’s cracked up to be. Or merely just overhyped pretentious arthouse schlock. All that and more on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

It’s Spooky Season! Brian and I are celebrating by reviewing the brand new Halloween movie that just hit theaters this weekend. Did Halloween mega-fan Brian like it? Is Michael still badass? Will we crack jokes most of the review? You’ll have to listen to find out! So sit back, relax, and sharpen your kitchen knives to this edition of Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! Also this review is all SPOILERS,...

What? We actually got good movies to talk about for once? Me and Dalton go over A24’s brand new masterwork in The Green Knight. Then me and Charls talk about the new DCEU James Gunn movie The Suicide Squad. Do both subvert expectations? Better than 2016 Suicide Squad? Pretentious Arthouse trash? Find out on today’s Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODES: 0:00 The Green Knight, 53:05 The Suicide S...

Wait what??? A secret guest this episode??? Who could it be??? Today we talk about the 2019 Banana Splits horror film. Also Bob Odenkirks new action movie Nobody. Will me and this guest like both these flicks? Find out on Hayden’s Entertainment Hour! TIME CODE: 0:00 INTRO, 0:50 The Banana Splits, 30:03 Nobody

Yes it’s time to talk about the 4 hour behemoth that is Zach Snyder’s Justice League. Since it’s been heavily requested and talked about are frequently I figured I’d cash in on the hype. Is it any good? Does it improve on the terrible original Justice League? Or is it just kinda ok? Find out and more on today’s Hayden’s Entertainment Hour!

Me and Brian are back to talk about some news movies! The first is a new IPAD horror movie. The second is Blumhouses newest project with Vince Vaughan. We hope you enjoy! TIME CODES: 0:00 Come Play, 12:19 Freaky

Me and Brian gave y’all plenty of time to see TENET. Now let’s discuss the movie itself in all its glory and confusion.