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In 2014, 28-year-old German tourist Lars Mittank ran out of a Bulgarian airport, left all his belongings behind, and vanished into the forest—never to be seen again. In this episode, Ollie and Ro try to crack the code on one of the internet’s strangest disappearances.

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Ollie got punched in the face, Ro is questioning the future of QR-coded gravestones, and somewhere in Brisbane, a high school teacher is actually identifying as a cat. This week, we unpack why Ollie got randomly decked outside a bar (hint: men are fragile), whether Kourtney Kardashian’s teenage son secretly has a kid, and if spy agencies are really out here advertising espionage jobs on LinkedIn....

Uni: a place where you either thrive or just barely survive. Ollie and Rojan break down the good, the bad, and the completely unnecessary parts of higher education. From cursed professors to the mystery of mature-age students, we cover it all—including why networking might actually be a scam. Also, should you date someone from your tutorial? (No.) And why is Ollie STILL mad about his journalism de...

Ollie’s spiralling because his influencer-era is over—seven months of “creative freedom” (a.k.a. unemployment) have come to an end, and now he’s staring down the barrel of corporate life. Ro, meanwhile, is deep in the science of why starving men crave curvy women (turns out, evolution is just as messy as modern dating). Elsewhere, Ollie embarrasses himself by DMing his TikTok twin (who is not resp...

Ollie and Ro bring their better (and hotter) halves , Nadia and Louis, onto the pod for a Valentine’s Day meltdown . Right away, it’s chaos—Louis defends his honor over The McDonald’s Incident , Ro confesses to reading his diary , and Ollie’s weird sock habit gets exposed. Then, a relationship quiz puts Ollie and Ro to the test—turns out, one couple is in sync, and the other is in trouble . They d...

Ollie and Rojan are laying out all the dirt on anxious attachments, dark family secrets, and even a kitchen knife confession that'll knock you sideways. We're calling out nepotism, calling our own bullshit, and yeah, even dragging Ro's Dad into the madness—yogurt in the ocean, anyone?

Ollie says we need to change the date. Rojan spills on The McDonald’s Betrayal, featuring late-night nuggets, a boyfriend meltdown, and a soda water crime scene. They also Curly Lewis Arson Fiasco (junkies, firebombs, wrong address—classic), and Ollie’s new Pokémon obsession that’s ruining his life. Plus, the Ryan Reynolds vs. Justin Baldoni PR War gets spicy, and Rojan decorates the studio with S...

Ollie and Rojan dive headfirst into the universe with Dr. Kirsten Banks, astrophysicist, and professional space yapper. The crew gets their minds blown as Kirsten breaks down black holes that eat way more than they should, the infinite weirdness of dark matter, and why Venus melts everything that touches it. Spoiler: Saturn’s not walkable, but it’s still cool. Rojan goes wild over meteors, Ollie t...

Ollie admits he’s a Taoist (kinda?), Ro survives a Jewish wedding (sweat, chairs, and no one knows why), and Albo’s out here waging war on beach cabanas like he’s got nothing better to do. We dive into insane wedding traditions (why are grooms in Korea getting smacked with fish?), cringe confessions (hello, pocket pussy disaster), and Ollie accidentally texts his boss about beetroot. Also, gender...

Rojan rolls into the studio wearing a bubble skirt that Ollie says looks like “a nappy rolled into a dress,” while he’s flexing mismatched socks and an Australia Day hat no one asked for. Fashion? Dead on arrival. They roast family Christmases—forced bonding, random lunch guests, and Persian-ified traditions (right after Ollie accidentally calls Rojan Serbian —he’s lucky to still be alive). The In...

Ollie and Ro welcome Tim Abbott—meme king, podcast fan, and self-invited guest who slid into the guest seat like he owned it. The crew revisits the heated barefoot-in-the-office debate (spoiler: it’s still gross), unpacks Lily Philips’ wild plan to bed 1,000 dudes in a day, and bond over their mutual beef with radicalised Swifties. Tim also opens up about his restless energy, the highs and lows of...

Ollie hates toes, Ro defends demonic vibes, and somewhere in there, we accidentally solve Australia’s housing crisis (not really). We unpack the CEO killer drama—hero or psycho?—while reminiscing about millennial childhood trauma and screaming about Birkenstock stains. Plus, the ultimate debate: toes in the office—freedom or felony?

Ollie kicks things off with Baby Chino , a song so weird Ro demands it becomes a TikTok trend. They dive into Aussie slang drama—apparently, calling someone “champ” is the ultimate insult—and Ollie flexes his nerdy superpower by naming every U.S. president. Ro interrupts a lot (classic), but they somehow pull off an improv.

Grandpa Joe hits 300 years old, and we still can’t figure out how to turn off his machine. Ollie spirals into TikTok jealousy and Rojan admits to being an Instagram-blocking, journal-reading psycho back in her relationship rookie days. We talk Love Is Blind Habibie and how one man lost his girl to belly dancing. Plus, Katy Perry ruins a mum’s life, a sex doll causes a roadside scandal, and why Aus...

What would you prefer: real c*nt or fake nice? Would you actually like yourself if you met you? And what’s the deal with armrests on planes? Ollie shares the tragic tale of his Stan audition and reveals why he’s probably not winning an Oscar anytime soon.

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Ollie asks Ro if she scored $2 million from his scratchy, would she share? Ro discusses into her “engagement ring nightmare,” laying down some brutal ground rules: no Gollum-inspired, medieval vibes, please. Ollie accuses Ro of letting one rip in the office kitchen. Ro’s got a defense ready (“squeaky shoes”), but Ollie’s dead-set on exposing her. They spiral into a TikTok black hole, dissecting th...

Ro's a blood-sucking vampire, Ollie's a Soprano , and it’s the chaotic Halloween special. We try the Dua Lipa pickle drink (tastes like a Big Mac?), Ollie’s dead Papa drops in for a ghostly beatdown, and Ro’s plant spontaneously combusts – or was it a glitch in the matrix? Spooky stories, jalapeño juice, and self-love confessions. Happy Halloween, degenerates.

Ollie’s rocking sockless shoes and crusty lips, while Rojan relives her childhood trauma of losing Snowy Marshmallow—her family’s fluffy white dog (spoiler: the parents gave it away). We talk traffic jams, bush pit stops, and a confession about a BBQ-scented… well, you'll just have to listen. Plus, Ollie’s casual approach to life (and stains) vs. Rojan’s obsession with getting the podcast branding...

Ollie is convinced Ro's obsession with professionalism is killing their vibe, but Ro insists on making press releases a thing. Things get spicy with Persian crackers, a Mormon soda fact, and a poorly executed fast food improv skit that might just be the cringiest thing yet. Along the way, childhood bullying comes up, Ollie admits to crying during The Whale , and Ro confesses a cringe-worthy car in...

Ollie declares Sneaky Sound System as his personal entrance theme, Ro questions whether Candy Shop is hers. Ollie casually admits to flashing his dad-bod during Nadia’s corporate Zoom call. He's unemployed. A listener confesses to licking a friend's urine (not a kink, allegedly), leaving Ollie barely holding it together while Ro tries to move on from the “urine slurp heard 'round the world.

Ollie’s convinced Ro’s obsession with getting constant feedback is killing the pod, but Ro’s all about the critiques. This week, Ollie talks about his latest DIY disaster—a dollhouse for Nadia that Ro rates a solid 5/10, calling it more "murder scene" than romantic gesture. Ollie defends his “golden penis” status in the family, while Ro embarrasses herself in a geography quiz.

Ollie kicks off by comparing his “punchable face” to Ro’s .While Ro calls out his mysterious weight loss phase (spoiler: gastritis). Ollie recounts his dollhouse creation during Nadia’s birthday celebration—creepy or cute? Ro isn’t sure. A listener confesses to stealing from their own girlfriend, blaming it on an innocent housemate, leaving Ollie spiraling into a rant about childhood theft.

Bye for now, coming back different x