Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

FINALLY, a Hollywood actor on the podcast. This week, incredible actor, fabulous raconteur and owner of a closet full of cocks, Tony Curran joins Martin and Gordon for an hour jam packed full of chat. Stories of Sean Connery and Dustin Hoffman just to name a few, plus footie chat, times we've gone "full Compston", Tony's Slash Gordon moment, his wife's cock closet, Gordon's experience with a littl...

In today's list of bonus topics that don't make sense on paper, but complete sense in context of this podcast: pineapple in a toastie, sibling knife fights, fury at bikes, kids being bastards, an exploding car window and Gordon, the Handsome Barman. Enjoy! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch,...

In the podcast recording time-space continuum it's Burns night, so of course Gordon has turned up in his full regalia...Martin has not. We're chatting pizza makers and the potential fire risk associated with a new Ooni challenge, an update for the Battery Park and a very special West End Offer. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resour...

A pish fish shop name and a fishy dilemma...how many fish should one receive for a fish supper? - Just two of todays topics brought up by the correspondence from you, the listener. Plus, a resourceful rascal trying to get in on Foxy's challenge, when you prioritise chicken in a robbery and terrible footie chat. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you...

Another heathy dose of trans-atlantic carry on from the clown and the wolfman, chatting cooking your toastie in a bag, the curious case of Thomas Kurian, a private jet pilot, whiskey in a wolf's head, a twisted testicle, a human dartboard, secrets you've kept from your parents and we hear all of your sibling disputes. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the ti...

Another bonus episode comes to you jam packed full of correspondence from our listeners both north and south of the border. We're chatting more skin on/skin off fish suppers, a B-tech Steve Arnott, sliding into DMs, a spinning roundhouse kick, and a message from Shady Man #1. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or wa...

Catch up with Martin and Gordon as we salivate over our kids' turkey dinosaurs, debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza, navigate through frisbee courses, explain the nickname 'Cyril' and talk knowing you've grown up when you're not nabbing someone's forklift truck. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to ge...

Foxy's still with Gordon and Martin as they go through more brilliant correspondence from you! A mishap following some anger fuelled soup means a sink gets it with a hammer, Foxy gets involved in the fish supper skin on/skin off debate, we chat best curries and getting saucy marks on your Christmas jumper. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've b...

Our first guest of the year - and it's a good one. Jason Fox i.e Foxy joins Martin and Gordon for this week's hour or so of carry on. They talk about when the royalty visited Foxy in hospital in Jordan, difficult experiences, being hard as nails, Foxy's playlist going into battle, what it takes to bully a special forces operative off a Whatsapp group, being there for your mates, and an experience...

This Bonus Episode is a little bit different to the usual. This week, instead of ripping each other to shreds Martin and Gordon share a bit of love reflecting on the proud work that has been received over the festive period with Martin's 'Mayflies' and Gordon's 'Good Morning Britain'. But don't worry, the usual carry on is still in there, including chat around that tie decision by Gordon. Take a l...

Join Gordon and Martin the Geography teacher as we navigate the podcast-time-conundrum of recording a New Years' episode before the New Year. We're chatting the boys' trip to Belfast, CDT, Compston being passed over for a selfie and Gordon gives us the first words of wisdom for 2023. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rasca...

Did you have an amazing Christmas? We hope so. We're back this week with another bonus corresponding to your correspondence. We're chatting having a tug to Lorraine Kelly, asking Jed Mercurio to go for a piss and more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNatives...

We hope all of you resourceful rascals had a wonderful Christmas! This week we bring to you an episode recorded in Hollywood! - No, wait, Holywood, Belfast. Gordon and Martin sit down with comedian Shane Todd to chat a Line of Duty-esque corridor of rejection for Shane, accents, embarrassing stage moments and we pass the words of wisdom over to our guest. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star...

What's the crappest gift you've ever received at Christmas? Martin and Gordon find out what rubbish the listeners have had the pleasure of receiving... a bottle of vodka with the neck drunk out of it anyone? Merry Christmas! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessN...

One word for this episode? Chaos. But it's oh so good. Martin hosts solo for a while, Gordon's late, Martin's been up a lighthouse, we chat the time Gordon was mistaken for being in Coldplay, introduce PR extraordinaire Karate Katie, Martin has an email out to one of the biggest acts in the world for the festival, and Liam Fray's manager gets in touch. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star re...

Fury at inanimate objects, Phil Foden's hairline comes under scrutiny, discussing the perfect chip, your brother leading you down the corridors of your rejection every time you enter his house and can anyone answer the question 'How far up the country before the skin comes off the fish?' Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful r...

You join this episode shortly after the premiere of Martin's long awaited Amazon show 'The Rig', and Martin is feeling the repercussions. Edith Bowman walks Gordon down the corridors of his rejection, the boys discuss terrible Christmas gifts, turn down tickets to the World Cup, and have a footie related plan up their sleeves. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to sha...

We're back answering your correspondence! Will anyone get their hands on some merch? We discuss beef sausage croissants, debate baps vs rolls and there's an offer to cater the festival....for a price. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com

The not drinking challenge heads thoroughly out the window thanks to Thanksgiving, and we're giving thanks because it's meant that Martin drunk texted Liam Fray from the Courteeners about festival...find out the response if any in this week's episode. Plus Willie Haughey- a very resourceful rascal- might be getting involved, we're getting into the festive spirit, have a surprise Griswold on the po...

It's our very first Bonus episode! We thought it was about time we sat and read through some of the brilliant correspondence that listeners have been sending in. Do we find a nickname for Producer Imo? Does Martin Compston know what a comb and paper band is? What is the worst backhanded compliment you've ever received? All will be answered! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you...

Martin's back to the cupboard as he escapes Thanksgiving for this week's jam packed episode. Martin's boy utters his first swear, there's a tale of misidentification, Gordon walks the corridors of his rejection, there's a response from Alex James after last week, inanimate objects are getting a beating and Clyde Eats aren't going to know what's hit them when the Compston returns to Scotland for hi...

This week, Martin has upgraded out of the cupboard and Gordon records from the swanky new studios (but we won't talk about how long it took to set up this week's recording). We're chatting the World Cup and why we're not heading out there, our secret weapon (producer Imo), our brand new merch and what you could do to get your hands on it, disappointing wings, dogs, kids, jobbies, made up games, we...

We've gone international! Whilst Gordon records on his dodgy wifi in Scotland, Martin joins us from his cupboard in Vegas, surrounded by hats. They chat 4D screenings, footie anecdotes, a potential Scottish "Fyre Festival" doc and Gordon challenges Martin not to drink throughout November. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful...

As Brad Pitt eats in every scene of Oceans Eleven, Warren Brown appears in every episode of Restless Natives, and today he joins us in the flesh to chat Compstonite, Kickboxing, not "f***ing it up" at Idris Elba's wedding, missing flights and more shenanigans. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in tou...

It's an exciting one this week! We've an update on costs for the festival, and are considering selling some kidneys, Producer Joe says farewell plus tales of being suspended, Compston's hangover Domino's cure, Gordon's dad's spade hands and a question for Daniel Day Lewis. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review! If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want...