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Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

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Restless Natives is a cult Scottish film from 1985 featuring two scallywags – The Clown & The Wolfman. It’s iconic. Two resourceful rascals who take on the ambitious task of holding-up tourist buses in the Highlands… They were Robin Hood, only Scottish and on the back of a motorbike. Gordon Smart & Martin Compston are sampling that spirit - inspired by The Clown & The Wolfman - and distilling it into a podcast. They are setting themselves lofty ambitions before setting off in pursuit of tasks and goals they have absolutely no right achieving. A bit like their careers in TV, movies, newspapers...

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Latest episode

Jul 4, 2025

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Episodes

The Final BONUS Ball: Space Hoppers, Tumble Dryers & One Last “F**k the Gas Board” 04.07.2025

For the very last time, it’s your Friday Bonus Ball – with Gordon Smart, Martin Compston, and one last spin through the madness. No guests, no script, a bit of a plan – inanimate object rage, terrible auditions, words of wisdom and the sort of unhinged nonsense that somehow made this podcast magic. Thanks for joining us on every weird, wild, hungover, heartfelt Friday. We love you. FTGB. If you'd...

Leave Now: A Final Kenny Ho 02.07.2025

After 280+ episodes, two live shows, a music festival that never quite happened, and a podcast friendship forged in squirrel suits and hangovers… it’s time to say farewell. For now. In this episode of Restless Natives, Martin and Gordon get brutally honest about why they’ve had to hang up the mics, and take a look back at some of the stand out moments: the live shows; Germany; standout guests and...

BONUS: Bro & a Brush with Evil 27.06.2025

It’s a solo mission this week as Gordon Smart flies the Restless Natives flag alone while Martin “Turbo Banana” Compston is somewhere between Vegas, Greenock and Dublin. But fear not—there’s no shortage of brilliant listener stories, wild detours, and even a wee tearjerker or two. We've a misheard lyric that may forever ruin a Nelly Furtado classic, tales of disastrous new car day and a chilling s...

Blessed Shower Partners, S**rting next to Andy Murray & Good Trouble with Nick Kyrgios 25.06.2025

This week, whilst Martin's back filming, Gordon's only gone and roped in the most resourceful of rascals, a man who embodies what Restless Natives is all about, the sporting hero, maverick and icon, tennis' most loved bad boy, Nick Kyrgios. Nick and Gordon chat having a peak at shower partners, eye watering bills, sharting next to Andy Murray, maintaining a sense of normality whilst at the top of...

BONUS: Dua Lipa, A Lion's Push & Germany Memories 20.06.2025

It’s your Friday Bonus Ball – and the boys are still together, but apart, Martin in Dublin and Gordon in Tisney Studios, opening up the inbox to find more brilliant correspondence from our resourceful rascals at home and overseas. They're reminiscing about Germany and Greg McHugh's wine chat, more new car day nostalgia, the never-ending wrath of being the “Scottish guy on set” and will Dua Lipa re...

Chocolate Slabs, Seve Ballesteros Autographing Fish and Chips & "School's closed bro" 18.06.2025

It’s another week of mischief, mayhem, and top-tier nonsense – and the boys are back together (just about). Martin’s beaming in from a mystery porta-cabin somewhere near Dublin, Gordon’s dashing between gigs, and we're chatting the art of blagging a wrap party, David Coulthard's dart game, Martin's lad giving him a cracking one liner and Seve Ballesteros autographs some fish and chips. Make sure y...

BONUS: Shirtless Auditions & Drama School with Emun Elliott 13.06.2025

It’s your Friday Bonus Ball – and Emun Elliott is back for round two! Following a belter of a main episode earlier this week, Emun kindly stuck around for more chat, confessions, and casting horror stories. From humiliating Coke ad auditions to the trauma of packed screening rooms, he takes us through the unglamorous reality of trying to “make it” – and why the struggle never really stops. Massive...

The Gold, "S***ging" your Mates' Mum on Stage & Carpentry with Emun Elliott 11.06.2025

It’s another week of mischief, mayhem, and top-tier nonsense – but this time, we’ve swapped Martin’s majestic eyebrows for another Scottish icon: Emun Elliott. Actor, national treasure in the making, and Edinburgh’s answer to Colin Farrell, Emun joins Gordon for a cracking chat full of showbiz highs, gritty theatre lows, and even why he's addinf sawdust to his scripts. From his breakout in Black W...

BONUS: Blue Light Escorts & Fred West with Euan Goudie 06.06.2025

For this week's bonus, we've managed to steal an extra bit of time with Gordon's best mate, Big Goudie. Hear about when he had a learning moment on the job and a shocking story involving his mum and Fred West. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPod...

Lunchboxes, Fancy Dress & Sh*te on a Shovel with Big Euan Goudie 04.06.2025

This week, Martin is in Ireland filming, and as he's had his turn with his best mates, it's only fair that the Brigadoon boys get their own episode too. This week we welcome Big Goudie onto the pod to confirm whether Gordon grew up posh or not. Plus, childhood shananigans, dressing up as sexy women as a child, first jobs, missed opportunities, T in the Park and Best Man speeches. Make sure you sub...

BONUS: White Dog Sh*te & Gordon's Grandad's Big Hands! 30.05.2025

This week for the bonus we're answering your questions: What ever happened to white dog shite? Someone used to visit Gordon's grandad's shop and shares a hilarious story and a listener needs a huge favour from the pair. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@Restless...

Stuntmen, self-insurance and NEW CAR DAY!? 27.05.2025

Does anyone celebrate getting a new car as much as Gordon? Martin is in absolute shock about 'New Car Day' that supposedly people celebrate. The pair discuss how amazing stuntmen are and why you must hit them hard to make it look authentic on camera plus what's their most valuable thing of themselves they'd insure. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the...

BONUS: The Best Mates Bonus with Cabey, Mixu & Shaunza 23.05.2025

Our 39 English listeners may need subtitles for this one. In the time-space continuum Martin’s beginning his weekend with his pals in London and has invited three well known Restless Natives names to the studio, yes it’s time we all met Shaunza, Cabey & Mixu! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to g...

Sushi, Parking Scams & 3 Day Hangovers 21.05.2025

After a spectacularly overambitious night out in London, the boys are together again and just about recovered, sort of. This week, Gordon and Martin reflect on birthday dinners gone rogue, surprise double meals, and the slow, painful realisation that hangovers now last three working days. Martin tries sushi (again), Gordon nearly gets scammed while investigating scams, and the two of them get unex...

BONUS: Nights out with Noel Gallagher & Life Swaps 16.05.2025

This week for the bonus we're answering your questions:  What's your most memorable story being out on the town with Noel Gallagher?  When was the last time that you felt something for the first time? If you were each other for the day, what would you do? Find out! Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to...

Compston's 41, Sleep & Space 14.05.2025

That's it, the end of the 'Compston's 40th' era. A sorry sorry shame, but I'm sure we'll find something else to pin on him. In today's ep Gordon and Martin catch up on recent events, Gordon's trip to Italy, Martin's birthday weekend with the boys and a frustrating jet lag experience. Plus, musings on space, wardrobe fittings and a first can of Monster. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star re...

BONUS: Volcanos & Birth on Whatsapp with Aldo Kane 09.05.2025

This week we hold onto the brilliant Aldo Kane for more adventure tales. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy

Scary Spiders, Being Driven in a Hearse & Extreme Scatology with Aldo Kane 07.05.2025

This week, Gordon's riding solo once more but never fear, we've an extraordinary guest to step in, a former Royal Marine sniper, a man who's hard as nails and has a passport David Attenborough would be jealous of. They chat about the family hearse, rowing the Atlantic on a hangover, sh*tting in various incredible places and ways, nostalgic school days, and experiences with various awful bugs. Make...

BONUS: Misfits & Compston v Dettori? with Nisse Sauerland 02.05.2025

For this week's bonus, we've one very resourceful rascal joining both Martin and Gordon in studio. Former model, Babestation employee, yoga mat entrepreneur and promoter of pugilists - it’s Notting Hill’s finest hard man - Nisse Sauerland. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an ema...

Legendary Commentary, Nostalgia, Morph Suits With Rory Lawson 30.04.2025

This week, Martin is away filming so Gordon's brought in former professional rugby player, now a brilliant broadcast and summariser, and the rest of the time - guiding some high flying execs with their careers, Rory Lawson. Rory talks about the legend that is his Papa Bill McLaren, how his brother brought Morph suits to the world and all about his rugby career on and off the pitch. Make sure you s...

BONUS: Matt Hancock & A Horse sized Duck - Q&A with Jason Fox 25.04.2025

For this week's bonus, we've managed to hang onto Foxy for some more magic. We put your questions to him including the timeless, 'would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?' Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com...

The Wolf & The Fox 23.04.2025

This week Robert DeNearly, our Martin Compston, is not available for selection. As Gordon says, he’s not AWOL, he’s just a wally, busy in his travels between the states and the UK. But replacing him today and joining the Wolfman is a Fox, best-selling author, touring show veteran, motivational speaker and star of C4’s SAS Who Dares Wins, Jason Fox returns! They chat tour escapades, times they've b...

BONUS: A Cannonball & Gordon in Harry Potter? 18.04.2025

It's another Restless Natives correspondence special chatting cannonballs, nostalgic music, marathons and more. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email to Hello@RestlessNativesPodcast.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy

Birthdays, Golfing & Pamplemousse 16.04.2025

This week's catch up is sponsored by Pamplemousse water. Martin's back in Vegas for a brief stint in between filming, turning a darker shade and risking continuity and Gordon's a year older and having arguments with women on the golf course. Plus, we're chatting wisdom from taxi-drivers & self tapes. It's your standard week in Restless Natives land. Enjoy. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5...

BONUS: Run Over by Madonna & that Britney Kiss with Dave Hogan 11.04.2025

If the name dropping in the main wasn't enough, we've brought more for you. For this week's bonus, Dave Hogan i.e Hogie stays with us to dive into that time he was run over by Madonna and capturing the iconic Britney Madonna kiss. FTG. Make sure you subscribe and leave a 5 star review!  If you'd like to share the times you've been a resourceful rascal, or want to get in touch, send an email t...

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