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Continuing our bizarre nautical themed disaster month we present 2010's Titanic 2 starring the grandson of Dick Van Dyke. You'll learn all about credit card based surgery, sentient electric snakes and why all ships should have emergency thrusters. There's no Podcast of Greatness this week as we have run out of promos so if you are a cool hip podcat, send them over to us at hallmarkofgreatness@gmai...

This week we deliver a lovely slice of 2020's Love is a Piece of Cake starring Lindsey Gort and Greyston Holt. You'll learn why using cake as currency is frowned upon, the importance of a good hoop and plenty of HOT CAKE FACTS. Our Podcast of Greatness is the sort of sister show to, Weird Thing About That. Give them a follow @WeirdThingPod on the Twitter and that

We finally did it, we found the worst film we have ever reviewed! 2000's Titanic: The Legend Goes On and boy is this a stinker. We learn all about cartoon boobies, what constitutes a captains reception, James does a rap and we have to find a new scoring system as its that bad. Our podcast of the week is the amazing Playlist Wars, give them a listen and a follow @PlaylistWars on the Twitter and tha...

After our summer holiday we are back! Fatter, sweatier and more tired then ever before. This week we take you through 2021's Pitching for Love (or 2018's Bramptons Own if you want to be exact). We take you through sexy dentists, ice cream mistresses, givers and takers in baseball and Anthony has done a fun quiz for us. This weeks Podcast of Greatness is the delicious Randle Parker’s Film Club. Giv...

This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the incredibly twisted world of 1986 John Stamos vehicle Never Too Young to Die co-starring THAT Gene Simmons. Find out all about Finnish swearing, health and safety conscious road warriors and our delightful rendition of the best theme song in the world. Our Podcast of the Week is the cool cats over at The Podcast that Wouldn't Die (find them on twi...

This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through 2015's After the Ball starring Portia Doubleday and Chris Noth in a modern day Cinderella story. You'll learn all about Turkish Delight, English shoe stores and the prerequisites for a reverse Doubtfire. This weeks Podcast of Greatness is The Beer'd Al Podcast. Go absorb their sounds and follow them @BeerdAlPodcast Get it up your earballs! Follow u...

If you like kicking then have we got a film for you! This week Joe, Berni and James take you through Don "The Dragon" Wilsons seminal masterpiece Bloodfist 2. You'll learn all about the most dangerous park ranger in the world, James and His Muscle Men and just how many cattle prods you can buy with the budget of this movie (its more then you think). Our Podcast of the Week is the fun boys over at...

Once again Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through another straight to video delight and this time its 2017's Non Transferable starring Ashley Clements and Brendan Bradley who also wrote and did a direct of it too! You'll learn about Turkish sunsets, how much Josh is too much Josh and how to avoid the lecherous grasp of a salty sea captain. Our podcast recommend of the week is Sweet Chinwag Podcas...

This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through 2014's A Cookie Cutter Christmas starring Erin Krakow and Miranda Frigon. You'll hear all about why children singing is awful, why adults singing is awful and the humungous amount of food eating noise that this film is predominantly made up of. Our podcast recommend of the week is Playlist Wars. Go listen and follow them @PlaylistWars Get it up you...

This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the wintery wonderland of 2016's classic "Love at the Christmas Table" starring Marty McFlys Mum, Winnie off of The Wonder Years, Ted out of Schitts Creek and Luke from Gilmore Girls. Yes its an all star cast in what is arguably our favourite film to date. You'll discover the stupidity of indoor snowball fights, impromptu dance sequences and why you sh...

In this bonus episode Joe, Berni and James take you through the 2000 classic "The Ritual" the follow up feature of director Simon Linscheid. We discover clockwork radios are real, how many leeks is too many leeks and our new business idea for a horse based Uber service. We also give a shout out to our new obsession over at Nothing More Annoying. Go give them a listen and a follow @AnnoyingPodcast...

Happy Half Christmas! This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2015 classic "Christmas Eve" starring Sir Captain Picard and Napoleon Dynamite. We find out about our imaginary sequel to Dante's Peak, Joes love for the 90s boyband E-MALE and who or what is Diarrhoea John. This is a real bad film. We also give a shout out to our friends over at Fuck My Work Life. Go give them a listen and a...

Its a finger lickin' miracle. Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the amazing 2020 classic Recipe for Seduction starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders in a Lifetime movie. Yes you heard that right. Its as amazing as it sounds. Find out all about correct cutlery for fried chicken, how to murder someone in the poshest way possible and what exactly is "country club ready" Also shout out to @100t...

This week Joe, Berni and James take you through the 1995 classic "Raging Angels" starring Sean Patrick Flanery as some kind of musician/angel summoner. You'll hear all about triangle faced children, how you can avoid demon attacks in your own home and our all new rating system The Golden Fabio! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com...

This week we take you through the 2018 classic "Love on the Slopes" starring Katrina Bowden and Thomas Beaudoin as a reclusive photographer and a reporter who does the reports we guess. Listen to find out the correct way to eat smores, what constitutes being a hermit and a cheeky visit from Anthonys cousin. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatn...

In this bonus episode Joe, James and Berni look at 1993's monster classic Carnosaur. We get clarity on baby hands, the correct way to greet and befriend magpies and how many bullets we think it takes to kill a person, Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreatness

This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2014 classic Stranded in Paradise starring returning Hallmark Heroine Vanessa Marcil (Ep1 The Convenient Groom) Find out what legally defines plagiarism, how much feet is too much feet, the absolute power of HR and the mystical world within a world of Hallmark that we have stumbled across. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkof...

In this bonus episode new friends James and Berni take us through the 1989 cult classic Bloodfist starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson. We learn about the Tip Top shop, crimes worse then murder and how to tell if your potato is poisoned or powerful. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on Facebook now too! @hallmarkofgreat...

This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through possibly the worst film we have ever done the 2017 "classic" Breaking Legs starring nobody of any merit. Find out just how to correctly carry a bassoon, what happens when you die and go to tap dance heaven and the worst Halloween Dance Fight in human history. This is truly a "Tarble" movie Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgrea...

This week Ant, Craig and Joe take you through the 2018 classic "Off the Menu" starring Santino Fontana and Dania Ramirez. Find out all about tethered swimming, how to avoid punches from men with moustaches and the greatest scene in film history: The Sexy Dance of the Cornflake! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com We are also on F...

This week we take you through the 2014 classic For Better or for Worse and its the latter for sure. Find out what vegans are, the correct way to milk a cow and why a certain farmer has to leave town under cover of darkness. Contains mild swears Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2017 classic "Eat Play Love" starring Jen Lilley and Jason Cermak as well as the 6 million dollar man and bionic women. We discuss talking dogs, the erotic power of crepes and what a love radar sounds like. Contains light swears Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2018 classic Love on Safari starring Lacey Chabert and Jon Cor. Highlights include quality hammer action, stealthy pervert giraffes and the teleportation to and from Johannesburg. Stay tuned after the main event for a fun bonus song by Anthony Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.c...

Were Back! This week we take you through the 2019 classic After the Storm starring Madeline Leon and Bo Yokely. After a womans house is weirdly damaged in a storm (of the century) can she rebuild it despite her own interference and lack of skills? We will never know. But if you like dogs, barns and the best impression of a man who has fallen out of a wheelchair ever, this is the episode for you. F...

This week Anthony, Craig and Joe take you through the 2020 classic "Home Sweet Home" starring Natasha Bure and Ben Elliott. We find out what WWJD actually stands for, the correct way to use a hammer and the free labour you can harvest from old people. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com