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Expedited for your listening pleasure, the gang caught "Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania" on previews night last week and immediately recorded reactions and analysis. Opinions seem to be divided, as your Movie Masters saw several aspects differently, yet respectfully disagree on the film's merits. As Marvel heads into yet another "phase," are they off on the right foot or stumbling out of the blo...

Like an unpredictable virus variant, M. Night Shymalan returns to the big screen in under a calendar year, leaving the gang sullen. One Movie Master opens up about his Stockholm Syndrome-like relationship to the director and explains why M. Night is the Pearl Jam of movie theaters. Beyond this, the gang has questions about "Knock at the Cabin." Has Shyamalan not heard a real human conversation or...

For the first time ever, the gang has received listener email and reads/answers them on the air. To have your comments, questions, and/or movie watch requests read on future episodes, email moviemasters760@gmail.com. From there, it's a dive into "Infinity Pool," the latest from Brandon Cronenberg, Mia Goth, and Alexander Skarsgård. Given that one Movie Master's favorite director of all time is Dav...

Have you emailed moviemasters760@gmail.com yet? If not, write in with any comments, questions, or movies you'd like to hear the Movie Masters review. This episode catches the gang fresh out of catching "Missing," the standalone sequel to "Searching." Can a movie that takes place entirely on phone and computer screens sustain a near 2 hour run time? In addition to the regular review and analysis, t...

The gang set up an email address for correspondence (moviemasters760@gmail.com). Write in with suggestions for what movies you'd like to see the Movie Masters watch and hear them review. As for current releases in theaters, the house is divided over "Skinamarink." In what could possibly be the longest analysis and critique on the podcast to date, a civil discussion of the merits and shortcomings e...

With the cutoff for 2022 Oscar-considered movies having passed, it's officially the season of movies for people who actually like watching movies. The "House Party" reboot kicks this episode off and continues the streak of highly fun and enjoyable films to start 2023 (following "M3GAN" and "A Man Called Otto" from last week). Can Gerard Butler's "Plane" keep the streak alive and, if so, what about...

The gang is reflecting on last week's episode and awards show, as one particular Movie Master experienced a physiological and mental shift in the transition from season one into season two. Before getting too introspective, a Model 3 Generative Android invades the set and discussion turns immediately to "M3GAN," the absurdist horror-comedy-musical from director Gerard Johnstone. Tangentially, a di...

The gang has been busy since Avatar 2 and the various violent Christmas fare, having caught SEVEN new movies since recording the last episode. Get a quick rundown of The Whale, Glass Onion, Empire of Light, Spoiler Alert, Babylon, Puss in Boots, and I Wanna Dance With Somebody in under 30 minutes. Next up: an end of the year RMMU State of the Union. After having watched 78 movies in theaters since...

Christmas 2022 comes a little early, as does this week's episode. To close out just around half a calendar year of indiscriminately watching every god damned movie that comes through the local theater, the gang had intended to cover both "Violent Night" and "The Mean One," two Christmas horror offerings that are currently running. Unfortunately, the "Violent Night" segment was largely corrupted be...

Disney's "Avatar 2: The Way of Water" has been in theaters less than a week, with many online calling it "the greatest film of all time." The gang went to one of the earliest screenings on previews night to see for themselves. Does this "spectacle" even work as a "movie?" Does it possess fundamental components like "logic," "plot," or "motivation?" You know the answer in your heart. BUT THE WATER,...

Steven Spielberg drops an opus and the gang shares mixed reactions. At least one Movie Master experiences profound realizations and introspection during "The Fabelmans," while others stop short of any form of epiphany or wondrous amazement. One particular Movie Master simply tried to stay alive during the screening of the film. The "loud flavors" of "Bones and All," a coming-of-age cannibal road t...

The gang is joined (spiritually) by a mischievous, wicked clown known as "The Shape," who possesses one Movie Master into breaking down which films comprise each phase of The Shape Cinematic Universe. Michael Myers' nut-bussin' scene in "Halloween Ends" is discussed before pondering how/why a person in their mid-20's still gets bullied by high school children. A Movie Master explains how to keep c...

The gang breaks down the tenets of what makes a solid journalism movie before analysis of "She Said," a film about the takedown of Harvey Weinstein. Did it succeed in joining the canon? From there, it is revealed that a Movie Master is embedded in the admittedly pretentious world of elite fine dining, which sets up a granular breakdown of Mark Mylod's "The Menu," a pseudo slasher/dark comedy...

When a comic book movie gets broken down by four people who actually read comic books, one particular Movie Master is so riveted by "Wakanda Forever" that he kicks off the episode with a 7-minute soliloquy before so much as making introductions of the other three. The gang then discusses the film in granular detail, speculates on what it would have been with Chadwick Boseman, has feelings on Namor...

Truly a movie not designed for long-term memory, the gang collectively tries to recall their screening of "Ticket To Paradise" from only a week prior to recording. The merits and importance of "Till" are then discussed in historical and contemporary contexts before it's time to reveal one particular Movie Master's penchant for all movies involving possession, priests, and exorcism (find out who in...

The hierarchy of POWER in the DC Universe has changed, as the gang can smell what departed DC Films studio head Walter Hamada left burning in the oven on the way out. Through analysis, it is concluded that hot new director Warner Discovery effectively made "Black Adam" in a lab (likely BALCO) to appeal primarily to the esoteric tastes of people like Dylen and Colin specifically. In an unexpected t...

The gang catches Orphan Fever and, due to limited release, heads to a theater in Escondido wherein they encounter an audience that includes actual babies, toddlers watching other movies on their tablets, mothers breastfeeding, and "Those" Whites that insist on both wearing pajamas and bringing their own blankets to movie theaters. Hear all about the clash of cultures as our Movie Masters marvel ov...

Recorded two months into the experiment of going to watch every. single. movie. that comes to the local theater, the gang issues a "state of the union" about the effects they are already feeling and noticing within themselves. From there, the rundown (in order) is: "Don't Worry Darling," "See How They Run," "Running the Bases," "The Silent Twins," and "Clerks III." 

The gang tries to process whatever they just witnessed via "Beautiful Blue Eyes," a bizarre posthumous (allegedly lost?) Roy Scheider "final film" that involved director Joshua Newton creating and donning the prosthetic face of Scheider in order to finish all of his scenes. Midway through, the discussion gets "Medieval" and turns to a film that was based on the life of Jan Žižka and, like many of...

Get to know your Movie Masters: Colin, Jestine, Brent, and Dylen. This is the front end of an experiment that will ultimately lead to the rapid deterioration of the minds of four previously sane people*.  Hop in on the ground floor before it all ultimately devolves into nothing more than a depressed adult's Letterboxd screaming at you. * [citation needed]