Reel2Rank Podcast

Doctor Jones is back for one last adventure. Older, wiser, filled to the brim with scotch and noodles...

Everything, or most of everything, has been leading to this! The battle of decades past! The Grand Finale Fight between two Franchises! Knife-Fingers v Machete, Hockey Mask v Fedora, Water v Not Water. It's Mrs. Voorhees bouncy boy against the Springwood Slasher!

The Specht Brothers return to Elm Street, the place hasn't changed much since we last visited...except they rebooted the entire thing, so we were left to ponder the corret temperatures which yield the best flavor profile of your average coffee bean...

The quest of the Specht Brothers continues across the cinematic Sword Coast. Beguiled by brigands, beset by beasts, befouled by bewitchery a band of heroes go from streets of Neverwinter to the depths of the Underdark. There's dungeons AND dragons. What more could you want?

This week the Specht Brothers embark on a quest. Much magic, monsters, mayhem, and mundanity will befoul your heroes as they roll the die and try avoid the scene chewing maw of Profi...Proofidd...Prolofi....Jeremy Irons!

"And it came to pass in the third pass at the Desert War that Muad'Dib lay alone in a cave. He lay as one dead, caught up in the revelation of the Water of Life, his being tranlated beyond the boundries of time by the poison that gives life. Thus was the prophecy made true that the Lisan al-Gaib might be tripping balls alone in a cave..." -FROM "ARRAKIS: THE MOST REQUESTED HITS" BY THE PRINCESS BU...

It's that most wonderful time of the year! Gather 'round the fireplace and ye shall hear another tale of yuletide cheer and merry jeer!

"Fremen were supreme in that quality the ancients called the "spannungsbogen" -- which is the self-imposed delay between desire for a thing and the act of reaching out to grasp that thing. That thing is also really hard to spell..." -FROM "THE WISDOM OF MUAD'DIB FOR DUMMIES" BY THE PRINCESS SERUTAN

"A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. To begin your study of the life of Muad'Dib then, take care that you first place their adaptations in their time: released in the nineteenth year after publication, under Padishah Director David Lynch. Do not be decieved by the fact that it was a cult film for the first thirty-seven years of it's life. Arraki...

This week the cavalcade of Karate Kid movies reaches it's end with another new beginning. This is a re-bootening of the Karate Kid like you've never seen -- because he uses Kung-Fu! But that IP was just to sweet to pass up...

A new chapter, a new beginning, and a new Karate Kid. Ol' Miyagi is at it again as California's been left in the dust and Boston bound. There he does what he does best -- get involved in the martial arts hijinks of a disenfrachised youth. Never change Nariyoshi, never change...

The trilogy of Danielson waxes off as he returns to California to find his home demolished, his future uncertain, and his life in peril. Targeted by the best friend of the bad guy from the first time who has money to spend and Karate's Bad Boy Mike Barnes ready to bring the pain...

The lengend continues to grow as the Karate Kid goes international. To Okinawa where he finds himself at the center between a fued of honor, saving a village, and mending a broken heart...

This week the Specht Brothers witness the rise of a legend, an icon, a proverbial quintessential aspect of the 1980s youth-centric karate culture. He worked, day-in day-out, he faced adversity, he earned praise and accolades. His story begins now...the Karate Kid, Nariyoshi Miyagi!   ...and Daniel LaRusso is here as well...

We remembered, remembered it was the 5th of November, An adaptation, within reason, of the Alan Moore plot. It seemed liked the season Gave us no better reason To see if we liked it or not...

Celebrating Halloween with Halloween again! Michael Myers continues to terrorize Haddonfield as Laurie Strode is taken to the oldest hospital in the county. Loomis fired six shots and that Ben Tramer guy is going to go far...

October is nearly over. We've left peak Elm Street for the glitz and glam of Hollywood. America's favorite slasher is itching for a comeback, but is the stalwart Heather Langenkamp up the challenge? This isn't your grandpapa's Nightmare -- this is a New Nightmare!

One last week on Elm Street. There's no more kids left in Springwood, just a sad circus, a John Doe, and Yaphet Kotto. The makings of a grand finale are in there somewhere...

The request for this Extra Life special was recieved via acetate disc with specific instructions... 1. Release in October, 2. Release at midnight in October, 3. Release the spirit of a disgruntled rock god at midnight in October.   Two out of three's not bad...

Evil always creeps on fine old Elm Street. Those wily kids are growing up and Krueger wants to run amok. The plan this time is dark indeed so listen in and hear with glee!

Nobody sleeps on Elm Street. The veterans of the dramatic Dream War are beset once again by the knife-fingered nightmare nuisance.

It's Devin's birthday. He wanted trucks, a Raiden cosplayer, and wizards. 

In this Extra Life special the Specht Brothers set out on an epic journey of swords and sorcery. It's going to take a Nelwyn, a Notwyn, an Idontknowyn, and Val Kilmer to put right what's went wrong, and put a vengful baby on the throne. It's the stuff of legend!

It's October on Elm Street and starting things off where last we left them -- we begin the short saga of the Dream Warriors...

Recorded in a time of myth and lore, was thought gone forever or more. Fear not dear listener because it is here -- a Clash of Titans to placate your ears!