Reel Kings Podcast

Some things are just better left unknown; like where Bobby disappeared. We get into episode 2 of MoonKnight and sit down in WB's boardroom and strategize how to save the DCEU. 

We started with three... an occurrence so rare in the BCU it echos in time like Will Smith's hand on Chris Rock's face. James is finally on the fence about something (it's Morbius, so you get it). Then Captain Kernathan swoops in out of nowhere with his most POSITIVE REVIEW EVER!!! What piece of cinematic brilliance could warrant such praise? Where are Baby Oil Bobby and the Blackest One? Why did...

Rob gets his news from the Hindu Times (at least he's reading). James inspires us to create a few drinking games. We talk Tom Cruise in the MCU and the first episode of Atlanta. Also, we get the latest snippet from Baby Oil Bobby. Buckle up!!!

Rob watches a trailer with Jon’s words. James and J are out bobbing for streptococcus. The gravitational force of petty has us ranking how many movies are better that No Way Home… (Jon says 10 Dane says 17).

We’re one short today but we wish him all the best with his new job. Speaking of a new job... Somebody call Bumper Robinson and tell him to get ready to play the "gritty street-level" super detective James ("Hope") Gordon in his biopic. Also call Jim Carey... to play Rob???? Yes he really said that.... Yes we’re concerned too.

Hey, do yall know this song? Nana nana nana nana... We'll give you a hint... (He is Vengeance!!! But he used to be Adam West...) Rob thought it was a work of pure Jeen Yuhs; J & Jon, not so much... See what we did there? Oh yeah HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY OIL BOBBY!!!

TIL that the one and only Detective Jim Gordon is a huge fan of Dr. Now from "My 600lb Life" we even get several surprise visits from the doc himself (but not really). Speaking of surprises, Laf wasn’t here but then he was (live from the H-town) ,and will "The Planet's most Melanated Man" be the most surprised after "The Batman" this weekend?

What are your thoughts on Bel-Air? Is it too much like Fresh Prince or not enough? How are John Cena and coffee cake similar? What about Baby Oil Bobby and Kanye West? Batwoman and Batgirl?? They’re the same right?

That’s the running thread in this whole episode  Things that never should have happened. From the hijacking at the beginning to the whole Boba Fett series. We even discuss which celebrity downfall we wish never happened (thanks to Kendyll for the dope question). Also, the song at the end should have never happened either. 

Baby Oil Bobby is back... The planets have aligned and the Melanated Men are in full throttle!! We crashed into our review of the upcoming Netflix projects and unfortunately Ozark Szn 4 pt 1 caught some critical shrapnel. We also (unfortunately) get the peculiar, yet more detailed than we needed, story of what happened to Baby Oil Bobby or Rob... or whoever he is...

We couldn’t help ourselves! We’re back in the blackest month of them all! We get caught up on Peacemaker (Laf says it's the best superhero show so far), and Book of Boba Fett. Why does he sleep so much? Where is Rob? Why is Boba Fett being mentioned with President Barak Obama??  Happy Black History Month!!

We're in orbit for a couple of weeks but don't worry we've left you a message!! 

We’re Baby Oil Bobby-less to close out 2021. But we still have the 2021 BCU Awards!!! Only here can you get a movie to win the "Michael Jai White" award for the best fight scene and also be nominated for Most Overrated by Kaptain Cynicism. Commissioner Gordon gives us his pick for Most Underrated of the year. Who gets this year’s Tony Mack for chasing them checks and why is J yelling about TNT?

It's our final show of 2021!! We’re going out with a BANG! With Kernathan in the phantom zone, we've jumped into the multiverse! SPOILER ALERT!!!! We’re reviewing Spiderman No Way Home and Hawkeye episode 5. We even share some of our least favorite MCU CASTING decisions (although J can’t follow directions and leave Robert Battinson alone) We'll see you all in a few weeks. Meanwhile check out our s...

Rob is back from a successful surgery! We finally have the planets in alignment and we’ve been waiting to review True Story. We also talk Hawkeye and give a hint at our expectations for Spiderman: No Way Home

You heard it here first folks!!! Disney+ will launch its mature audiences section and we have the unofficial name (thanks to the one known as JRoc in the streets)!! D.A.D. Disney+ After Dark! We give you our thoughts on Hawkeye so far and Laf gives us a review of The Last Duel because he’s the one person who watched it. PS Get well soon Rob it’s HARDLY the same without you! 

Don’t drink the Kool-Aid!! First J disappears then we lost Bobby... Kaptain Cynicism and Inspectah Hope are equally optimistic about Hawkeye. We're in some kind of glitch!! Help!! Happy Thanksgiving from the BCU!!

We’re down one (shout out James and his fice skating competition) but we're CHARGED UP! Why does Dane want smoke with Tyler Perry? Was The Harder They Fall the thing we didn’t know we needed? Spoiler Alert Rob didn’t watch it... Also Actual Spoiler Alert!!!

Uhh Yep!!! That’s what it says and that’s pretty much what happened this week. On the bright side, ALL THE NIGGAS IS BACK and we got Eternals!!!  But nothing is normal...Rob's new name is Melvin... Yeah, we did a lot you just have to listen.

We're missing Rob but Dane is back and so is the Kufi!!! Dane does Dune and he liked it?? hated it??? thought it was racist?? What if all the OG Avengers died in Endgame? Jon gives us his fanfiction Thanos love story. 

We FO' DEEP IN THE SPACE WHIP!!!! We're riding short today but the Cynicism is heavy and the baby oil is flowing. Laf details his thong escapades and Inspectah still finds a way to like Halloween Kills. Also whatever Rebudnant means...

We’re short Laf (Happy belated btw) but we got plenty of Rob!  We know Jon hated the new Halloween Kills movie.  What we don’t know, is why does Rob think The Wizard of OZ is a piece of television history and why should we all love it?  Also.. we may be witnessing the birth of a new BCU game "What hasn’t James watched?"

That's right smut! From cancel culture and Dave Chappelle to why we couldn't get a good Hawkeye in Marvel’s What if?...  finalie. We cover it all! Who's lighter Jon or James? And what really happened to Rob and his LMD? Land with us and find out!

HAPPY B DAY DANE! The B is for Black as in he's the blackest person we know! The glo of blackness was so strong that Jon actually gave TWO SHOWS perfect or near-perfect reviews! But power comes at a cost because we see Inspectah Gordon give some of his lowest reviews yet! How will we restore the balance? Where is Chance Walls?

The Melaninated Men are back in Orbit! Captian Kearn dons the cape! We get a BCU review FIRST!! AND the return of Chance Walls!!!