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2:40 - The News 8:07 - Jerks of the Week 12:20 - UHF 14:28 - Good Morning 16:33 - Breaking Bad 28:27 - Vampire's Kiss 33:27 - The Bikeriders 35:44 - Terminal Justice 39:06 - The Acolyte 54:26 - Inside Out 2 1:06:42 - Bad Boys Ride or Die 1:10:42 - Monkey Man 1:12:30 - Broken City

12:28 - God 17:30 - Breaking Bad Season 2 20:46 - Inside Out 2 25:33 - Artists and Models 33:35 - Zootopia 36:19 - Netflix shark movie 38:30 - Millennium Actress 43:20 - Land of Bad 46:00 - Extreme Prejudice

2:00 - News Theme 5:16 - Jerks of the Week 10:39 - Breaking Bad 12:53 - X-Men '97 14:05 - back to Breaking Bad 16:12 - North by Northwest 17:27 - Anatomy of a Murder 17:45 - Drive 22:24 - Run Lola Run 26:03 - Renn Faire 27:57 - Totally Killer 30:18 - Batman & Robin 35:28 - Bad Boys 38:31 - Madame Web 39:40 - Godzilla Minus One 42:40 - Abigail 44:33 - The First Omen 46:19 - Challengers 55:10 - Hit...

1:55 - The News 4:48 - Jerks of the Week 12:30 - Les Miserables 10th Anniversary Concert 20:45 - Cool as Ice 22:26 - Some Like It Hot 24:04 - Babe: Pig in the City 26:14 - The Sympathizer and X-Men '97 30:28 - Pieces 39:53 - Citizen Kane & Mank 43:32 - Beneath the Planet of the Apes 46:34 - Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

2:23 - The News 7:39 - Jerks of the Week 14:53 - Words Chris Hates 17:37 - 1492: Conquest of Paradise 18:46 - Princess of Mars 20:48 - The Last of the Mohicans 21:46 - Challengers 25:11 - Happy Feet 29:26 - Ender's Game 33:20 - Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 34:51 - Beyond Utopia 39:16 - The History of EVE Online 39:46 - WNUF Halloween Special 46:26 - Planet of the Apes (1968) 49:30 - Moneyball...

2:24 - The News 6:43 - Words I Hate 7:59 - Local Hero 8:31 - As Good As It Gets 10:31 - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 15:05 - Three Thousand Years of Longing 16:08 - Cool World 34:20 - Moneyball 53:13 - Late Night with the Devil 1:04:09 - Challengers 1:20:59 - Civil War 1:36:13 - Immaculate 1:49:52 - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2:02:15 - CIA: Code Name Alexa

5:34 - Jerks of the Week 8:48 - Call Me by Your Name 11:28 - The Sympathizer 12:24 - The Naked City 13:07 - The Interview 18:24 - South Pacific 22:18 - Year One 24:04 - The Boys from Brazil 26:34 - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 29:52 - Ziegfeld Girls 31:45 - X-Men '97 36:50 - Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver

1:15 - The News 3:30 - Jerks of the Week 8:36 - Words I Hate 10:10 - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 14:23 - Monkey Man 17:57 - The First Omen 39:00 - Below

2:00 - The News 3:42 - Jerks of the Week 9:09 - Everything Everywhere All at Once 10:27 - Street Fighter (1994) (the JCVD one) 14:08 - Raid on Entebbe 17:04 - Jesus Christ Superstar 18:21 - Stripes 19:31 - The Wild Robot trailer 21:17 - The Big Short 23:00 - Blockers 26:34 - The Descent 32:41 - Immaculate 39:51 - The Challenge 40:37 - Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire 1:05:22 - Roadhouse (2024)

15:26 - Artemis Fowl 20:45 - They Live 24:40 - Ricky Stanicky 28:15 - Leprechaun/Leprechaun 2/Leprechaun 3/Leprechaun 4 31:28 - Quiet on Set 43:24 - The Fan

2:49 - The News 5:13 - Jerks of the Week 15:52 - Frank and Ollie 18:41 - Where the Buffalo Roam 22:39 - The Primevals 26:20 - Mulholland Drive 29:53 - The Big Heat 41:11 - Nomads 45:37 - The Mummy Theme Park

2:14 - The News 4:10 - Jerks of the Week 7:23 - Chungking Express 9:35 - Blankman 12:11 - Mean Girls (2024) 13:31 - Drive Away Dolls 18:30 - Prey Dune 2 somewhere in there 32:08 - The Beekeeper

I recorded this at home on my work laptop's internal microphone, sorry about the audio quality

3:24 - The News 5:16 - Jerks of the Week 10:46 - The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp 13:05 - Season 2 of The Bear 14:00 - Lore videos on YouTube 19:59 - The Challenge 27:37 - Goldmember

2:45 - The News 4:14 - Jerks of the Week 8:30 - Too Funny to Fail: The Life & Death of The Dana Carvey Show 16:24 - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 18:41 - The Great Dictator 19:13 - Citizen Kane 19:37 - Dumbo 20:52 - The Boy and the Heron 22:39 - Ferarri 27:13 - The Immortal Fortnite talk I probably should've cut 36:26 - Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 37:15 - Fight Club 41:19 - The Py...

4:23 - the news 7:24 - Jerks of the Week 12:57 - Freaks (1932) 14:40 - Marx Brothers movies 16:48 - The Wizard of Oz 18:46 - Gone with the Wind 22:20 - Space Mutiny 25:23 - Gold Rush 26:52 - The Spy Who Shagged Me 27:14 - Tron Legacy 30:22 - Kong: Skull Island 32:53 - Holidays 37:40 - It's a Wonderful Life 41:34 - Oscar Wars 44:39 - Aquaman 2 1:28:05 - Game of Games

1:20 - The News 3:34 - Jerks of the Week 12:05 - Bully Beatdown 18:15 - Nick Mullen: Year of the Dragon 20:50 - By the Law 24:26 - Napoleon 25:07 - Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans 25:22 - The Golem: How He Came into the World 25:36 - The Circus and other good movies 30:14 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 31:11 - Jersey Shore and something else 43:52 - The Purge tv show 52:22 - standup 56:23 - The...

1:36 - The News 7:27 - Jerks of the Week 11:27 - Expend4bles 20:11 - Scrooged 21:37 - Mickey's Christmas Carol 23:01 - Sherlock, Jr. 28:00 - Trading Places 33:20 - Bully Beatdown 38:27 - Godzilla Minus One 1:04:21 - Jersey Shore 1:08:09 - Gold Rush 1:17:24 - Nick Mullen: Year of the Dragon 1:18:09 - GoodBurger 2 1:21:10 - Love Has Won 1:26:13 - The Immortal 1:32:04 - Jumper 1:54:28 - Game of Games

1:28 - The News 5:34 - Jerks of the Week 9:21 - VFW 10:29 - Host 14:24 - X 16:27 - Dr. Sleep 24:26 - Celebrity Ghost Story 35:57 - Snake Eyes 38:54 - Hell House...what is it, 4? 48:07 - Priscilla 57:19 - Batman Forever 1:12:11 - The Immortal 1:21:28 - Yeti Massacre 1:29:59 - BigActionBill on YouTube 1:30:43 - Gold Rush 1:34:53 - Kitchen Nightmares 1:38:12 - Chad Gets the Ax 1:40:22 - Megiddo 2:09:...

2:05 - The News 3:51 - Jerks of the Week 10:57 - The Immortal 18:17 - Happy Death Day 20:10 - Paddington 2 20:14 - Game Night 22:18 - Bumblebee 25:50 - The Lodge 30:51 - Honey Boy 33:01 - Alita Battle Angel 36:14 - Motherless Brooklyn 38:32 - Gold Rush 47:48 - Cobweb 55:38 - Five Nights at Freddy's 1:19:43 - Sleepy Hollow 1:22:34 - the new Hell House movie 1:23:53 - Totally Killer 1:26:14 - Pet Se...

7:07 - Jerks of the Week 12:52 - Gold Rush 20:14 - Gerald's Game 24:56 - The Martian 27:09 - Ex Machina 28:59 - The Love Witch 32:11 - Terrified 32:30 - Tigers Are Not Afraid 33:33 - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 35:21 - Arrival 36:28 - Revenge 40:24 - The Void 41:18 - It Comes at Night 44:23 - Something Wicked This Way Comes (THE BOOK) 45:06 - The Immortal 54:42 - V/H/S/85 55:14 - Night of the Hunt...

3:24 - The News 7:31 - Jerks of the Week 12:12 - The Immortal 18:50 - Would You Rather 21:59 - V/H/S/2 22:50 - The Master 23:53 - Django Unchained 26:52 - Torque 29:00 - The Lost Boys 29:31 - As Above So Below 29:39 - Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead 31:16 - Hush 31:53 - Gravity 33:25 - Her 35:46 - Paddington 38:50 - I don't remember 43:31 - Navalny 46:56 - Bully Beatdown 53:12 - Suburban Screams 54:49 -...

0:57 - The News 5:13 - Jerks of the Week 9:54 - Bully Beatdown/Miz and Mrs./The Celebrity Paranormal Project 28:05 - Everyday Sunshine: The Story of Fishbone 31:13 - The New Barbarians 32:00 - The Expendables/The Town 38:26 - Beyond the Black Rainbow 40:22 - Stop Making Sense 43:16 - We Need to Talk About Kevin 49:36 - Final Destination 5 55:30 - Warm Bodies 56:47 - Jiro Dreams of Sushi 58:36 - Fa...

1:10 - The News 4:15 - Jerks of the Week 10:38 - Bully Beatdown 17:04 - The Jungle Book (1967) 18:52 - The Invention of Lying 25:03 - Mad Max: Fury Road (Black & Chrome) 27:10 - Neon Genesis Evangelion 1.0 & 2.0 32:02 - The Road 35:33 - The Fourth Kind 37:33 - Monsters 38:59 - Popstar 40:30 - I Know What You Did Last Summer 44:54 - The Immortal 55:14 - Jackass Forever 57:16 - Theater Camp 1:04:04...

1:41 - The News 3:47 - Jerks of the Week 9:01 - Bully Beatdown 15:07 - The Poughkeepsie Tapes 17:34 - The Dark Knight Rises 27:40 - Mother of Tears 28:59 - Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer 29:43 - Dance of the Dead 29:54 - Halloween II (2009) 38:54 - Telemarketers 1:11:20 - Sicko 1:14:10 - Theater Camp 1:16:15 - Red Eye 1:18:34 - A Haunting in Venice 1:21:46 - Celebrity Paranormal Project 1:28:19 - The...