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The only decent Lovecraftian movie ever made. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

This episode is dedicated to the gallant Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

I have no girth, and I must game. The official podcast of Terrible Blog for Terrible People has finally hit the airwaves! From the twisted world of Parker and the button-down mind of Chris comes the newest vision in dynamic film criticism, a veritable cornucopia of content. A contentcopia, if you will. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For m...

No matter who you are, this movie can always BEE classified as "slightly better than you were expecting". The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

As it turns out, Howie Long starred in a movie directed by John Woo! Also featuring Christian Slater and a cameo appearance by John Travolta as a treacherous USAF soldier who steals a nuke and threatens America with its destructive force. The official podcast of Terrible Blog for Terrible People has finally hit the airwaves! From the twisted world of Parker and the button-down mind of Chris comes...

Did you guys know Dennis Rodman used to play basketball? The official podcast of Terrible Blog for Terrible People has finally hit the airwaves! From the twisted world of Parker and the button-down mind of Chris comes the newest vision in dynamic film criticism, a veritable cornucopia of content. A contentcopia, if you will. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenio...

Thank goodness they never made the Rowdy Ronda Rousey version. The official podcast of Terrible Blog for Terrible People has finally hit the airwaves! From the twisted world of Parker and the button-down mind of Chris comes the newest vision in dynamic film criticism, a veritable cornucopia of content. A contentcopia, if you will. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the i...

Blue lives matter The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

It's a Liam Neeson movie in February where he drives a snowplow. Exactly what are you expecting? The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

WARNING! Serious spoilers ahead! Watch the movie before you listen! The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Why didn't they name this Hellevator? The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

This movie is 110 minutes long. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Wait, they made ANOTHER Point Break in 1991? The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they watch Alex's favorite movie of all time! Parker had to watch Sorceress, and Chris got to watch Ghost World. As it turns out, the NFL playoffs are dumb and stupid and only for lame babies who no one likes. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribl...

Crack open several cold ones with the boys as they ring in the new year with all the stuff they didn't have time to talk about on the Aquaman episode! Chris hated Funny Games, Alex despised Bird Box, and Parker just didn't seem to like the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special for some reason. Additionally, the playoff Game of Games format is introduced and a mystery correspondent closes out the epi...

JUST Aquaman The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crimbus Jones The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

I wish I had finished this in sixty seconds. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

So what if the bus went BACKWARDS at 50 mph? The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Why haven't they made a Munsters movie yet? The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they parachute into Nazi-occupied France! (Never thought I'd get the chance to type that) The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys and enjoy a (late) episode of the best horror/sci-fi since The Thing! The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys and prepare for some takes from the crypt! The lads all watched a terrible movie with Dennis Miller in it, and Alex gets them back by assigning them both movies that are set in Boston. Shockingly, The Departed and Good Will Hunting are not on that list. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive...

His name is Desolation Williams. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys and try to forget about what went down last summer! The boys take October in hand as they review two "classic" horror movies, one of which has Jack Black in a rasta wig. No Game of Games this week, sorry. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.ne...