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In this episode of r/LegbeardStories we actually visit r/gametales... But there is a neckbeard present in this particular tabletop game known only as Madame Fatale. She might look like a dog, and smell like one too... But she isn't exactly a bad person. She just seems to take roleplay in a Fallout pen and paper game way too seriously. Will Madame Fatale ever find true lovel? Probably not. Because...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we dive into the DeadpoolBeard saga once again. We also meet Devilbeard. While both of these neckbeard stories grant us glimpses at neckbeards who are at least passably social, they never fair to let their cringe flag fly before too long. It seems like they could almost be normal people, but those are the neckbeards that you need to watch out for more than any...

In this episode of r/LegbeardStories we revisit an OP that has since deleted his account to try and discern just how unlikeable he actually is. We pit this deleted user head to head against the legbeards that he is so fond of writing about to see how one stacks up against the other. These legbeard stories are unlike any other, so let's see what we're working with here... It doesn't matter what you...

In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we get a rather tragic neckbeard story starring one young mister Boobybeard. This neckbeard was in search of acceptance everywhere... And he found it for a time, at a gentleman's club. That's right. Boobybeard paid for his namesake with every bit of inheritance that he had available. When he was all dried up, he was left all alone again. One of the more tragi...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we meet Tomatobeard. Neckbeards are prone to tantrums, but TomatoBeard goes above and beyond by turning his face various shades of red... All because maid at a fan service cafe refused to sit on his lap. This Neckbeard Story tweaks me in more ways than one. You gotta hate those neckbeard stories that put minors in a bad situation. Shame on you TomatoBeard! It...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we meet Pugbeard the dragon hunter. Is he the Dragonborn? I mean... Probably not, but you can't really be quite sure can you, until you find the dragon queen of your dreams, right? Pugbeard is an absolute mess but I won't say it to his face because I don't wanna get FUS RO DAH'D through a wall or something. He isn't a bearded dragon. He's a beard who thinks he...

In this episode of r/LegbeardStories we encounter some catgirl legbeards. Fat catgirl legbeards. I mean, some people do enjoy chonky cats, so maybe someone out there is into chunky legbeards? I mean, I'm certainly not one of them... But surely they can't all just crawl under a house to die alone? Get it? Because that's what cats do when they die! And also these porkers are probably too big to fit...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we encounter Gundambeard. He happens to like Gundam Wing, but that doesn't paint the entire picture. We should call him a creepy beard or stalker beard because he makes one girl's college experience absolutely awful. This is one of those neckbeard stories that you hope never happens to you. Stay safe out there friends! Watch out for those neckbeards. It doesn'...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we meet Hentaibeard. Can you guess what kind of media this particular neckbeard enjoys most? If you said tokusatsu, come and collect your prize! Enjoying lewd anime in the privacy of your own home is fine I suppose... But sharing it with a class of paste-eating 11 year olds? I mean... We have to draw the line, don't we? It doesn't matter what your background i...

We are diving into the depths of r/LegbeardStories. While they are essentially female neckbeards there are some slight differences... There is a lot more mental manipulation and catty drama involved in most of these stories as opposed to the unaware grossness of the male neckbeards. We'll give it a try and see how it goes. If you like what is offered here then let me know so we can revisit it! It...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we encounter a roommate neckbeard who is serious competition for the lord of hambests. A hamgod, if you will. This middle-aged boomer neckbeard has such a long-term plan for finding love that it's more than pathetic. I'm amazed at the lengths this boomerbeard will go just to have a peek at his room mate. It doesn't matter what your background is, you always ne...

In this episode of r/neckbeardstories we come across the very rare ftm transgender neckbeard. Even rarer than that? This neckbeard also doesn't completely fail at personal hygiene. That doesn't make his actions in the story any less gross or disturbing. It doesn't matter what your background is, you always need to treat people like people and not use them simply to get off. Neckbeards seem to lear...

In this episode of r/WeeabooTales we pit Papa Franku against Hetalia Axis Powers in a battle for the ages that will determine the path of a young weeboo's life. You know I love me some r/weeabootales, but when the stakes are high? That's when the content is at its best. Who will win? Does Hetalia stand a chance against the one and only Filthy Frank?? Probably not to be honest... Anyways, I hope yo...

In this episode of r/EntitledParents, an entitled mother commits grand larceny against her own daughter in order to throw a birthday bash for a one-year old that won't remember anything about it. Way to burn those bridges entitled mom! #reddit #entitledparents #college Join me on Discord dude: https://discord.gg/fmfCdmP Support this channel on Patreon: http://patreon.com/daytondoes Stalk me on the...

In this episode of r/entitledparents we meet a snowplow parent who just can't stand the fact that her entitled kid isn't the team captain of whatever stupid sportsball game he's involved with. So what is an entitled parent to do? How about pressuring underaged children into an arm-wrestling match for ultimate supremacy?? Does it sound insane? Absolutely. But entitled parents seem to lack the kind...

In this episode of r/AmITheAsshole we pass judgement on a pair of roommates who just can't seem to get along. I'm pretty sure I've seen a sitcom like this before, and I'm pretty sure in that sitcom I ended up despising both of the main characters for being mouth-breathing dunderheads. That's right, I said DUNDERHEADS!! And I'm not taking it back. Regardless of anyone's opinion on the situation, it...

The final Managerbeard stories have arrived: https://youtu.be/pSJjbR4ut9Y In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we meet Managerbeard. Neckbeards are bad enough, but when they're in a position of authority? Things can go south extremely quickly. We're still waiting for the final entry of this tale of woe, and if it ever gets written we will be here to share it with you. As it stands? This is a coup...

In this episode of r/ChoosingBeggars we encounter yet another dating ad that is just too cringe not to talk about. It might be difficult to believe but this type of choosing beggar content is all over the internet. Everyone wants something for free... Myself included, but is it really worth sacrificing your dignity just to get it? For some people, apparently it is. I don't know if I could bring my...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we go on a journey of discovery with a TechBeard, a SportsBeard, and a hotdog of ultimate shame. These neckbeard stories won't be legendary, but they are still tasty! I love to determine just how unsalvageable neckbeards are. The one in the last story doesn't seem overly terrible, but he certainly has neckbeard written all over him and it'll take years of work...

In this episode of r/EntitledParents a certain Karen can't keep her own husband's eyes in his head so she decides to go shame an innocent beachgoer. She says it's for the sake of her poor innocent children but like... You're the one who brought them out to see the feast of flesh aren't you? On top of that, the kids aren't paying any attention. Karen is just an entitled parents who thinks that she'...

In this episode of r/EntitledParents we meet a woman who is so enraged when a clerk won't accept her counterfeit money that she takes a page straight out of the book of angry llamas. Spitting on people isn't cool. Spitting on people who are just trying to do their job and didn't provoke you is way less cool. This is why clerks all end up inside little glass booths Karen. But you probably prefer it...

In this episode of r/AmITheAsshole we pass judgement on a man who doesn't know how to aim his ding-dong and his girlfriend who is at her wit's end. Is it degrading to make someone pee on doggy urine pads? Probably. But if you can't figure out how to keep your pee in the toilet after a couple of decades then maybe it's what you deserve. Regardless of anyone's opinion on the situation, it does make...

Part 1! https://youtu.be/Wcv5shmT2Fc Part 2! https://youtu.be/LSL7Nr1whrE Part 3! https://youtu.be/nus5Q8lC5zQ FULL STORY: https://youtu.be/q4Rh_pcPmZM In this episode of r/neckbeardstories we start our journey through the world of Pajamabeard. He's a fat werewolf that enjoy running around the woods in pajama bottoms and stalking unsuspecting teenagers despite their extremely clear disinterest. Is...

Part 1! https://youtu.be/Wcv5shmT2Fc Part 2! https://youtu.be/LSL7Nr1whrE Part 3! https://youtu.be/nus5Q8lC5zQ FULL STORY: https://youtu.be/q4Rh_pcPmZM In this episode of r/neckbeardstories we start our journey through the world of Pajamabeard. He's a fat werewolf that enjoy running around the woods in pajama bottoms and stalking unsuspecting teenagers despite their extremely clear disinterest. Is...

In this episode of r/EntitledParents, we get some surprise r/weeabootales! That's always a tasty combination. How could an entitled parent possibly end up raising a weeaboo? Well, it's pretty easy when you snowplow every obstacle out of their way and don't let them make their own mistakes. The little weeb isn't completely in the wrong, as I do go after a couple of OPs in these posts. This makes fo...