Dan the Fan

Red White and The Blues: A Chelsea FC Podcast

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Join Dan and Jay as they cover all things Chelsea Football! Disclaimer: Dan and Jay do not claim to be experts in the field of football, but what they lack in knowledge, they make up for in passion for Chelsea Football Club. They want to share this passion with other fans, have fun, and entertain/be entertained along the way. We hope to give our unique and alternative spin versus your typical football and CFC podcast. redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

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Dan the Fan

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Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Poch Out. 06.02.2024

Done. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

100th Episode! And Chelsea Still Suck! 01.02.2024

Where do we go from here after Chelsea get trounced at Anfield by Liverpool? Dan and Jay plan on sticking around even if some Chelsea admins can't! Happy 100th episode! Here's to 100 more! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

99 Problems but Chelsea Aint One 25.01.2024

Dan and Jay discuss if Chelsea are on the up? We will see after our potential stalemate with Liverpool! All will be revealed next time on our 100th episode!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Chelsea Fall Up and Sell Out at a Derby/Movie Advertisement vs. Fulham 17.01.2024

What even is this club anymore? Chelsea win 1-0 against Fulham in front of a backdrop only Todd Boehly could create. Give us a break. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Chelsea and Their Nonsense Finally Win the Day Against *checks notes* Preston North End FC 09.01.2024

Chelsea keep their FA Cup hopes alive by beating the 14th ranked team in the Championship. And they also apparently won the bet to only do it one half. Also, Dan and Jay talk nonsense! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Chelsea almost Bottle it on New Year's Eve Eve! 03.01.2024

Dan and Jay discuss how Chelsea FC almost blew it against Luton Town FC, but somehow limp away with a 2-3 victory. Will this new paradigm remain in the new year? Probably! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

We Feel Like How Chelsea Play Like 30.12.2023

Dan and Jay talk through sickness about Chelsea's relative success through awful play. Here's to the New Ye...oh wait, we still have one more damn game play. Here's to us kicking Luton's ass then. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Happy Blue Christmas Preview! Here's Some Coal! 19.12.2023

Chelsea beat Sheffield United, but Dan and Jay are still unimpressed. They try to predict the next 3 games anyway so here's to the next fixtures as Chelsea attempt football against Newcastle (EFL), Wolves (Prem), and Crystal Palace. The boys are back in town again on Dec. 28. Hope you have a very merry blue Christmas! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subsc...

Season's Greetings, the Season's Over. If it Wasn't Already. 12.12.2023

A wildly inconsistent Chelsea befuddle Dan and Jay as they kinda discuss what went wrong in the Man U and Everton losses. Who gets their ire and the blame? They don't even really know. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Chelsea Shine a Bit Brighter in their 3-2 Win Over Brighton. 05.12.2023

Should that performance by the Blues be praised? Should Dan and Jay be more grateful for the win? Is Dan's new nickname worthy of the pod? All your questions will be answered as Dan and Jay bourbon sip their way through some sort of game analysis. Oh The Blues face Man United at Old Trafford tomorrow! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get acc...

Chelsea Can't Storm the Newcastle. 27.11.2023

Chelsea lose 1-4 at St. James Park in what Dan and Jay feel is an embarrassingly weak minded performance. No one escapes their criticism in this match breakdown and they attempt to predict which version of CFC will show when Brighton visit the Bridge at the weekend. Bleh! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwh...

International Movie Break - The Damned United (2009) 20.11.2023

Dan and Jay are watching movies again during this international break! Hear their review of The Damned United (2009), their thoughts on football of a bygone era, and their trepidatious predictions on a football score in the near future when Chelsea visit Newcastle at the weekend! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vis...

Instant Classic - Cole Palmer! Oh and the Man City Draw Wasn't Too Bad Either! 13.11.2023

Chelsea score 4 on City, who also score 4. It was Cole Palmer's 4th Chelsea goal as well. Spooky! Dan and Jay revel in the "win" for the first time in a long time! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Farewell Emma, Hello 3 Points! Tottenham and Chelsea Play Different Football. 07.11.2023

Chelsea Win! Or did they? Spuds lose! Or did they? Chelsea lose...Emma Hayes. What even is pride? What even is football? Dan and Jay discuss things. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

The Horror! Chelsea Get Slashed at Home by a Serial Brentford. Even Worse Sequel Performances Incoming! 31.10.2023

Happy Halloween! Unless your a Chelsea Fan. If you are, you're team has made all the wrong decisions, been chased down, and then gutted by a formidable foe you saw coming a mile away but were unable to outrun even though they never moved. The knife wound is now too deep to survive and all that's left are memories of all the chances there were to escape. Next up, a cool jacuzzi death. You w...

A Bob and A Draw. Chelsea Gift Arsenal a Point. 24.10.2023

Thanks to Bob, our 3rd string 1st string keeper, Chelsea FC draw 2-2 against Arsenal at home. Dan and Jay get into why this feels like a loss and how the boys might fare against Brentford at the weekend. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Chelsea v Arsenal Preview - Mind the Gap! 20.10.2023

Dan and Jay predict all the things when Chelsea host Arsenal at the Bridge this Saturday. Where do we stand against one of our mightiest rivals? Who cares! London is STILL Blue! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

International Movie Break - Battle Royale (2000) 19.10.2023

Dan and Jay talk about the early naughts Japanese classic, Battle Royale (2000)! What does it have to do with sports? Well there are a lot of basketball flashbacks throughout the film! What does it have to do with Chelsea FC? We try to make that work! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.c...

Riding the Wave! Chelsea Drop In On Turf Moor and Hang Ten to a Sick 1-4 Victory! 10.10.2023

Can Chelsea keep the good times going? Confidence abounds as the Blues head into the international break and Dan and Jay are here for all the action! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Boys 2 Men: Chelsea Win 2 in a Row After Beating Fulham 0-2 Away at Craven Cottage! 06.10.2023

Chelsea progress in the EFL and put one over on Fulham! The blue boys are growing up! But can they keep up their winning ways? Dan and Jay let you know what they think and more as they predict the Burnley score! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Never-ending Train Wreck. Chelsea Lose at Home to Villa 0-1. 26.09.2023

What else is there to say at this point? Spooky season is in full force and the most episodic horror television to watch is Chelsea's football week after week. Dan and Jay predict where we will be mid season. Oh and we have an EFL cup game on Wednesday. Woopdeedoo! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhite...

Misery. Chelsea Draw Bournemouth Nil Nil. 20.09.2023

Where do we even go from here? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

International Movie Break - Dream (2023) 12.09.2023

Dirty Jokes after a Dirty Transfer Window! Dan and Jay rate not only the transfer window but the hit Korean football movie Dream (2023)! And yeah, it all gets a little dirty. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Boehly is a Dumbass. Oh and Chelsea Lose 0-1 to Nottingham Forrest. What's New? 06.09.2023

It is what it is. But that doesn't stop Dan and Jay from trying to figure out what it is anyway. Ugh. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

Chelsea Taken to Full Sets by Wimbledon in 2-1 Victory! 01.09.2023

Dan and Jay talk about the Wimbledon match some, but many other drunken rants needed to be had. Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit redwhitebluesfc.substack.com

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