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In today’s episode, we’re switching it up with a dramatic reading and analysis of official Magic: The Gathering fiction. We’re looking at Kate Elliott’s short story “Chronicle of Bolas: The Twins.” This episode features cold vagina tombs, frozen goblin dinner, and dialogue from the Star Wars prequels!

his episode features dubious choices, shame, weird card frames, and Magic for babies. Join us every week for new episodes! And go check out Magic Junior, a fan-designed Magic game for small children at magic-jr.com!

In this episode, Amber and Kenny each bring a Magic-related article to share and discuss! Prepare yourself for blatant unpreparedness for class, Secret Lairs, and the power of communication.

In the ultimate conclusion of the epic saga of the Cube Trilogy, the final fate of our players is decided. Going into the final fight, Amber’s match record is 1-1, Echo is 0-1, and Kenny is 1-0. In the final battle, will Kenny be able to claim ultimate victory? Or will Echo mount the comeback to force the 3-way tie?

This episode features our REAL voices, talking about Jace Beleren Must Die!, anime analogies, and double stuff cowboy goblins.

The second installment of the thrilling trilogy of Cube Draft matches features Amber vs. Kenny, the Tennis Racket Effect, vandalism, fucking ABYSSMAL puns, and copious cheating.

The long-awaited return of our occasional bonus minisode, Extra Turns! Between the start of Theros spoiler season and the announcement of a Magic MMO(??!), we couldn’t let our thoughts sit in our episode queue for a month.

This episode features dirty filthy leakers, an Amber high school story, the tit-beast from Last Jedi, and the END OF PLANESWALKERS??

This episode is the first in a thrilling trilogy ( a “Thrillogy”) in which Amber, Kenny, and returning guest Echo do a 3-person Cube draft, with each episode featuring a 1v1 best of 3 games match. Part I is Amber vs. Echo, and it features a mythic common one-drop, Hermald Kothman, and Fresca so wet you can’t even drink it.

This episode features commander deck revisions, Nicol Bolas voice acting, a discussion of bans and playtesting, and the creation of “Dump Tokens.”

This episode features the return of @cartersa87, self-replication, a mountain of fried seafood, and sweet delicious value. Join us every week for more Peter Gabriel karaoke!   Follow us on twitter @RedBlueMTG! You can find Amber @rocketorca and Kenny @Volfmyr. Subscribe on iTunes or Spotify to keep up with the latest episodes!   Music Credits...

This episode features a detour to Scotland, a quick TED Talk on artificial intelligence, and some strategically-induced nausea as we consider how far ahead you should be thinking in a game of Magic.

This episode features so many Snow-Covered Swamps, lots of Phyrexian bullshit, father-son crime duos, and our apologies to @SaffronOlive.

This episode features cookie clicker card games, Amber’s salty tears, our favorite cards from Throne of Eldraine, and hot takes on German board games.

This episode features the triumphant return of Troy, a Cube draft, mass land destruction, Fergy references, and an unhealthy number of loyalty counters.

This episode features good-natured griping, dubious flavor text, overpowered legendary beasts, and Kenny shouting at young people from his rocking chair.

With Amber missing without a trace, friend of the show, friend of Kenny, friend of man and beast alike, the inimitable Troy has arrived to do a Cube draft!

This episode features goblin rat kings, midichlorian power scouters, doing shots of “spark juice,” Italian Garruk, and some real fucking talk.

This episode features silver-bordered Magic, continued misunderstandings of lists, Amber’s brain breaking on air, and designing the Leyline of Uno.

Amber and Kenny try to find common ground as they discuss their top 3 favorite Red AND Blue cards. Kenny tries desperately to teach Amber how top 3 lists or even just countdowns work. Then our mages switch gears in a big way as they try to think like game designers and devise ways to keep giant multiplayer games moving.

It’s @EvilDMJosh coming in clutch with a topic suggestion(??). Josh wants to know what is THE MTG OTP (that’s One True Pairing for you elderly folks out there). So we’re looking through a romantic history of Magic to find our favorite fan ships as well as subjecting Amber to a game show quiz concerning the truly disturbing history of love throughout the history of the game’s story. This actually l...

A wise designer once said that Magic is not a game, but many different games united by a core game engine. Let’s see what this baby can do! We’re taking a look at some of the weird and wild alternate ways that you can play this game, from Mini Masters to Mini Cubes, from Planechase to Poker. Kenny starts to look into the idea of building his own Mini Cube, and Amber poo-poos it. But! She is kind o...

You bet your ass we’ve got affinity for artifacts. Red and Blue don’t agree on a whole lot, but one thing we do both love are those sweet, sweet (mostly) colorless spells. Today Kenny has devised a devilish torture for Amber, a lore quiz about some of Magic’s most infamous artificers, Tezzeret and Urza. See...

Are you BEAST enough to ENTER THE COMBAT PHASE??? We certainly aren’t. This week Amber and Kenny do a Cube Draft, and they both draft extraordinarily medium decks, but hey, it makes for good competition. Mild spoilers include the following: questionable Toni Braxton song parodies, Amber not drafting red or white, Kenny not drafting blue, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!

The plane for the fall set was announced a short while ago—Throne of Eldraine promises to be a magical land of fairy tales, knights, royalty, and enchantment. But so far all we really have to go on are a few pieces of amazing art. Who better to predict the future of what Wizards will do with this set than an absent-minded blue mage and his frothing, foaming, fire-flinging friend?