Red Eye Report

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Imposters. There have been some super weird and elaborate imposters of the centuries. Also in the show, Oracle finally believes in Love, and we talk about TIME magazine's Cat of the Year winner for 2023. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Texting Game. We've been at this for a few decades now, and some weird trends and behaviors have developed over time. Also in the show, Oracle gets his N64 going, and Teddy rips on nonsensical narrators. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

On this episode of the Red Eye Report we discuss what has been called the Great Resignation. A lot of people quit their jobs during the pandemic. Where did they all go? Also in the show, Ashtray fixes his trash-dick volume problem, and Mistic can't do math. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Movie Shits. No, we're not talking about what happens when you eat too much popcorn at the theater (you will shit your pants). We're talking about technologies like Smell-O-Vision and 3D movies. Also in the show, Teddy finds himself looking at nothing but stems and Oracle nails a deer. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. the...

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Wonderland Gang. This episode features a 14" penis, extreme violence, 80+ year old rock stars, and case for the word retarded. Jeesh, what a bunch of degenerates! Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the weird background behind the assassination of Japan's former Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, in 2022. There's a reason you didn't hear about it a whole lot in Western media. Also in the show, the boys hatch a plan to capture an albino deer and Teddy is all outta books. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Metallurgy. How exactly did we go from finding gold bits on the ground to building skyscrapers? Also in the show, Mistic has been playing the new Forza, and Ashtray becomes a Swifty. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Allergies. There are a lot of freaking allergies out there, and some of these sound absolutely terrible. Also in the show, Ashtray starts sober October (sort of), and Teddy beats some rando kids. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Public Executions. The date of last public execution in the U.S. and the turnout will probably shock you. Also in the show, Mistic has a close call with a Karen in the wild and Oracle bitches about NFL streaming bullshit. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the hush hush story of how several CIA assets were compromised in China and around the world. Also in the show, Ashtray gets his night saved by a TikToker with a heart and Oracle talks about his massive stub. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this 400th episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Future Tech. What are cool technologies that will change our lives within the next decade? Also in the show, Ashtray corrupts Icelandic Polka Party Goers. And Oracle has a meltdown over his Hello Fresh "gift." Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss rare diseases. A decent portion of the population has these diseases. Find out what makes them rare. Some of these are horrible. Also in the show, Mistic shares the mighty growlpurr and Oracle is looking for wallet suggestions. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Strip Clubs. The modern strip club origin date might surprise you! Also in the show, Ashtray gets a tug job in a Nogales broom closet and Oracle shares his mobile gaming setup. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Asbestos. Turns out we've been using it for a long time, and some of the use cases over the years are wild. Also in the show, Teddy goes to the drive in and Ashtray deprograms a pickup artist. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Canceled Awesomeness. Stuff that collectively we can agree was freaking awesome, but was ahead of its time or not financially viable. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Lie Detectors. They've been around for a long time and are controversial. Do they work? Also in the show, Oracle talks about the new F1 23 game, Teddy describes meat missiles at the roller rink, and Ashtray is sick of Canada's shit. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Hate Music. From black metal to MAGA Rap, it's a weird and wild ride. Also in the show, Daisy the geriatric dog turns out to be a racist baby eater, and Ashtray makes it to the big stage. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Argentina's Dirty War and Death Flights. Absolutely brutal. Also in the show, Mistic professes his love for Idris Elba or Oracle prays for rain. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Deliberate Cold Exposure. Why are people buying cold exposure barrels for $1200? Are the health benefits really there? Also on the show, Marigold the alcoholic mink makes an appearance, and Teddy somehow gets Diablo 4 for super cheap.  theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about all the unwritten rules in sports. There are a surprising number of these rules in major sports. Also in the show, Ashtray shows up with taped nipples and a mesh top, and we euthanize a baby buffalo. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we look at wild public art stunts, movies, and music. Artists can get a little cray-cray! Also in the show, the nerd gush over Tears of the Kingdom and Teddy's furry body can't handle the heat. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. facebook.com/redeyereport theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Great Lakes Disasters. November is not a good time to be heading out on Lake Superior! Also in the show, Ashtray bitches about potholes and Teddy can't shut up about his sink problems.   theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Touch DNA. We've gotten pretty good at detecting DNA, but has the technology become too sensitive? Our DNA is EVERYWHERE! Also in the show, Teddy gives his impression of Jedi Survivor and kids can now serve you booze in Wisconsin. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the Christ for cash gospel. Some of these schemes are absolutely ridiculous! Also in the show, Oracle builds a new gaming PC...that can't run Skype, and Ashtray goes to a Special Victims Unit Aerial Burlesque show. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss 420....I guess. We find the optimal position to face fuck a sex doll and as usual, we kill it, fill it, and grill it. Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport