Recapaholics: A Recap of Farmer Wants a Wife Season 4

Send us Fan Mail In our most dull season finale to date the Fox producers bribe our farmers and their ladies to commit to one another. Each of our 3 farmers sends one lady home and chooses to "explore " what the future holds with one final lady.  Grab a glass of wine (you're gonna need it) and join the fun that is Recapaholics. 

Send us Fan Mail Michelle and Christine make a meal out of this week's Farmer Wants a Wife nothing burger. The farmers and contestants meet each other's families, collect a wealth of sensible advice, and promptly ignore all of it, while Christine recruits yet another unsuspecting soul into the Recapaholics cult.

Send us Fan Mail Michelle and Christine recap all the romance, chaos, and cringe from Episode 6. Sean and Carson take tantric yoga too far for Fox but not far enough for OnlyFans. Another lady escapes Brettcatraz, and Braden makes it clear there’s no room for fun in his relationships.

Send us Fan Mail The farmers put the ladies to work and squeeze in intimate chats with the ladies. One farmer is feeling the heat because rumor has it he's already made his decision.  One again the only ladies to leave the farm are those who leave on their own accord.  Three ladies remain on each farm and the farmers will narrow it down to 2 next week.  Grab a glass of wine and join the fun t...

Send us Fan Mail Liar! Liar! Stetson on fire! Sean gets called out for telling a fib, and Olivia casts more shade than an oak tree. Carsyn cross-examines the girls about who tattled to Braden, but Brittney and Casey can’t handle the truth. Meanwhile, Brett gives Hanna her very own Mississippi Pretty Woman fashion montage.

Send us Fan Mail The farmers and ladies are off to the races, and the horses aren’t the only ones kicking up dirt. Three new girls, handpicked by the farmers’ family and friends, come galloping in to crash the party and stir up jealousy and drama along the way. As the ladies jockey for position, Braden uncovers shocking news about Carsyn but dismisses it when he remembers she’s hot. And Sean is ac...

Send us Fan Mail Yeehaw! The women are coming to crash the farmers' 24-hour dates!  Thirst-trap Sean flaunts his wealth in hopes the ladies won't notice. Carsyn calls Braden on his Lauren crap in the cutest possible way. While Brett and his mustache take Cassi on a romantic, look-don't-touch date. 

Send us Fan Mail Farmer Wants a Wife is back, and Michelle and Christine are breaking down the premiere episode. We’re wading through the micro-dates as the ladies try to charm the Wranglers off these farmers. With a series of micro-dates, the farmers have to whittle their nine would-be-wifeys down to five. Who’s serving farm-to-table chemistry, and who’s stuck shoveling crap? Let’s get into it. G...

Send us Fan Mail Yep! We are Back with another season of Farmer Wants a Wife!! Join Christine and Michelle as they introduce the farmers of season 4: Braden Pridemore is a 26-year-old fifth generation farmer from Homer, IL.  Brett Maverick is a 35 years old horse and cattle farmer from Savannah, TN.    Sean Cavanaugh is 22 years old and has a farm-to-table produce farm in Solvang, CA.   We meet 27...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they conclude their Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the Reunion episode, we find very few answers to the burning questions that arose throughout the season.  Innuendos are thrown about and Rob promises Maura a Burken Bag but Ron doesn't know what a Burken Bag is.  The fashion is hot but the tea is not.  But not to worry -- we spiced...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the season finale, a Faithful is sent to a fiery grave and banished from the Castle.  The remainin contents compete to add additional money to the prize pot which exceeds $200,000. At the final round table, another contestant is banished but his true identity as a Faithful is not disclosed to the rema...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the tenth episode of the season, the contestants meet at the breakfast table to discover that a trusted Faithful has been eliminated.   The contestants participate in CarouseHell in a challenge to add money to the prize pot.  A Traitor holds title to the coveted Shield and in a case of apparent manipu...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the ninth episode of the season, a new Traitor is recruited!  Their murder is exacted upon another unsuspecting Faithful as the breakfast table grows smaller. In a game of human Jack in the Box, the contestants add a bismal pittance to the prize pot as the Traitors wreak havoc upon the psyche of the F...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the eighth episode of the season, the Traitors have the opportunity to recruit a new Traitor, but alas, Murder is the choice. The contestants seek to add money to the pot by posing to reenact a painting.  The efforts are rewarding and the prize pot grows to $150,000 but one Faithful finds the ultimate...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the seventh episode of the season, we join the contestants as they arrive at the Banquet.  Lisa is wearing the cursed Amulet and commits her murder in plain sight.  Tempers rise as the contests fight for the antidote despite having no concrete knowledge as to how the murder could possibly have occurre...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the sixth episode of the season, we return to the turret to discover that the Traitors will be denied murder. The contestants visit the Cabin in the Woods to overcome their fears and solve riddles that add additional funds to the prize pot.  In a planned coup the Weir-Avengers plot to banish Colton bu...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the fifth episode of the season, conspiracies unravel as yet another Faithful murder is revealed at breakfast. The contestants brave the waters of the fountain in yet another challenge, in search for coins to reveal the locations of statues.  The contestants rally and add funds to the prize pot which...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the fourth episode of the season, the Traitors murder and reveal themselves to the eliminated contestant. The contestants set fire to their fellow housemates in a challenge that adds $20,000 to the prize pot and removes the shield from 10 unlucky participants who are at risk for murder.   In a rare un...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the third episode of the season, the Traitors have the round table after breakfast where they vote to banish a Traitor.   The celebration is short lived as another challenge is announced.  In teams of 2 the contestants work to add money to the prize pot but some contestants remain caged and are at ris...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Second Season of Squid Games Challenge.  In the sixth episode the contestants resume the games of slides and ladders.  The numbers dwindle as personal attacks target players and teams are torn apart. The players get little rest before yet another heart-wrenching game where alliances are questioned and friendships are fractured.  The ep...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the second episode of the season, the Traitors select their first victim for murder.   The contestants add money to the prize pot in a grueling challenge of carrying one member of the house who held the coveted shield while on the throne.  In the end 3 contestants are safe from the looming threat of m...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Fourth Season of The Traitors.  In the first episode of the season, 23 celebrities and reality TV stars arrive at the castle.  Our fabulous host Alan Cumming introduces the game and reveals the Secret Traitor, who is chosen in plain sight but their identity remains hidden from both the other players and the viewing audience.  Three add...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Second Season of Squid Games Challenge.  In the fifth episode the contestants are pitted against one another in a game of marbles!  The closest of alliances are forced to eliminate one another in a brutal game where family members and bonded alliances are torn over the choice of survival or sacrifice. 22 players remain as Dorm Monitors...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Second Season of Squid Games Challenge.  In the fourth episode the contestants must vote to eliminate one contestant.  One player is given an advantag of knowing the next challenge -- Mingle! Yet, another player is given a disadvantage of being handcuffed to a player of his choosing. In an unrelenting game of Mingle, alliances are chal...

Send us Fan Mail Join Christine and Michelle as they Recap the Second Season of Squid Games Challenge.  In the third episode we watch the devastating results of Ball Toss some favorite contestants are eliminated. The players are pitting against one another at the hands of the nesting doll and phycological warfare wreaks havoc upon the players as some gain an advantage while others receive a disadv...