Reality TV Cringe

As if Sister Wives couldn't get any more boring, Bea and Dee must settle for another monotonous and pointless episode in which Meri gets a colonoscopy, and then throws a party with the rest of the family for their monogamous friends. What kind of production is this, TLC?! Snooze! Later, the girls head on to Plathville. It's poppin'! There's ballroom dancing! There's sexy pole dancing! Annnnnnnd th...

Bea and Dee are together again to talk some MAD shit, starting with Daniele of 90 Day Fiancé The Other Way. Later, the girls discuss the complex relationship dynamics of the Couples and Thruples on Seeking Brother Husband. Is it love or is it cuckholdry? Why Polyandry and not Polyamory? We have questions that need answers! If you love this podcast, be sure to leave a good review wherever you are l...

After feasting on some tasty trashy Hot Goss, Bea and Dee get into not one, but TWO, Boring Ass episodes of Sister Wives. Kody is putting on quite the facade for the camera, orange hair and all! But the girls see right through his receding hairline - and they do not prefer him! With a belly full of Goss and Fundamental Mormonism, Bea and Dee move on to Plathville, where they channel the Holy Spiri...

It's the first week of April, and Bea and Dee waste no time as they dive head first into the dumpster that is 90 Day Fiancé The Other Way. To no one's surprise, Nicole and Mahmoud are still mad at each other, and the girls can't figure out why the pair are still married! Later, Bea and Dee disect the puzzling (and unfair) concept of Polyandry following this week's episode of Seeking Brother Husban...

Bea and Dee hop into the way back machine to watch how the circa 2011 (?) Browns try to seamlessly add a fourth wife to the family. Shocker, it ain't going well, with finances being a huge issue that apparently only Janelle cares about. From there the girls head over to Plathville where Ethan is putting a lot of hard work and dedication into being an emotional cripple while Moriah gets set off by...

Bea and Deelia excitedly swan dive into the first juicy episode of the new Trashy TLC series, Seeking Brother Husband - what a wild first Episode! Later, the girls dissect the fascinating and alarming developments with the couples of 90 Day Fiancé - The Other Way, starting with Nicole and Mahmoud's toxic ass relationship. What a dumpster fire! Follow RTC on IG: https://instagram.com/realitytvcring...

Bea and Dee catch a ride on the Brown Caravan as the family takes a trip to Wyoming to visit the Winn Cattle Ranch. On the way there, Robyn's big ass Suburban dies on her, stranding the wives and most of the kids on the side of the highway at night. And do you think that motivates holy patriarch Kody to drive one hour out of his way to ensure the safety and health of his family? Why of course not,...

This was a juicy episode! First, the girls discuss the different sides of (jealous/possessive/and kind of controlling) Isabel before watching trepidatiously as she and Gabe head to her parents to finally drop the secret of his identity. Somewhere else in Colombia, Kris from 'Bama appears to be (allegedly, in their raccoon opinions) withdrawing from something while Jeymi scrambles to administer her...

There's a lot of hot goss in the Sister Wives Universe so of course, that's right where Bea and Dee begin the pod. The raccoons actually get to hear a recent clip of Kody doing a Cameo to someone he doesn't know, explaining why he's disillusioned with polygamy and taking yet another passive-aggressive shot at the absolutely unbothered Christine. From there the girls dive straight to the bottom of...

Bea & Dee start the pod listening to Danielle's latest TikTok rant wherein she criticizes everyone (and especially Beatrice) for not being as awesome as her, before diving into the most recent episode of TOW replete with drug-seeking, phallus-understanding, and wife-training. Follow RTC on IG: https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe

The amount of raccoon rage is barely containable as the girls dumpster dive into the unfair ELEVEN-DAY HONEYMOON that has Top Ramen and Robyn breakdancing into the sun and surf as THREE WHOLE OTHER WIVES -- who only ever got to take ROAD TRIPS FOR HONEYMOONS -- stay salty back on the couch, spitting venom and jealousy into the blank Mormon void. Moving onto Plathville, the girls watch in horror as...

Bea & Dee discuss the latest episode of 90 Day Fiance TOW, offering a range of emotions from indignation (Nicole & Mahmoud) to full-on apoplectic rage (Danielle & Yohan). Follow us on IG: https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe

Bea and Dee dive head-first into the reality television municipal dumpster to discuss Sister Wives & Welcome To Plathville, two objectively boring af but highly entertaining shows. Doing what only real(ly) fat raccoons know how to do, the girls masterfully turn trash into treasure with astute observations about Mormon Temple Marriage Incantations, WAPs, 2010 ringlet representation, and Bee Boo...

Bea and Dee discuss at length the curious problem of dingdong Americans stomping into other countries and expecting their love interests in said countries to immediately conform to their irrational Western expectations and cultural privilege. Not unrealistic at all! Follow RTC on IG: https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe

Bea & Deelia finally get to the infamous wedding dress shopping scene on Sister Wives, promptly spinning them into convulsions of rage and then deep discussions of butt stuff and hoe houses. From there they move to Plathville where they see Kim coming into her full malignant glory as she opens a dance studio and shares morose journal entries about how animatronic beep boop bop Barry just isn't...

Bea and Dee are so happy 90 Day Fiance is back, no cap! They discuss the lovesick couples and hash out their new faves, with the top fave by far being the fabulous Debbie of the crystal necklaces and wonderful artwork, who is off to marry 24-year-old Oussama from Morocco. This season couldn't be starting off any better! Follow us on IG: https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe

The thing about Bea and Dee is that they have a strong work ethic and will show up to talk sh*t no matter what. Never mind that the Married At First Sight couples ARE STILL ON THEIR HONEYMOONS IN JAMAICA, the girls are dedicated to asking the important questions, like does Chris ever change his shirt? Can they get the streets out of Airris' aura? Can Gina talk about anything else besides Slay Bae?...

Bea and Dee report all the Sister Wives Hot Gossip before dissecting Kody and Meri Brown's 20th Anniversary deflections, disappointments, and manipulations. After that, the girls discuss how both of them had to straight up rage quit Love Is Blind - After The Altar . Justice for Cole! Follow us on IG: https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe

Bea and Dee just can't help it, the phallus creeps into almost every discussion around every couple. Because what if? What if the peen was so small that a man had to concoct a ruse to lure a beautiful woman into a legally binding union just so she would have to take the pamper peen? These thoughts and so many others are at the fore tonight as the girls stand in stark judgment of everybody but them...

Bea and Dee break down the latest episode of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way , in which they mutually seethe over Daniele's nasty little attitude, Kris' terrible rainbow fashion choices, and Nicole's entitled American audacity at refusing to adapt to the culture to which she's immigrating. But this is 90 Day Fiancé, so what else is new? After that, the girls get into Sister Wives Rewind (starts at ab...

Bea & Dee try to make the most of the newest episode of Married At First Sight , dissecting the cringy conversation between Gina and Clint, Airris' inappropriate sexual "jokes" to Jasmine, and the awkwardly sweet love story of Nicole and Chris, the only couple with any real chance of staying together. After, they download each other on their thoughts about the season premiere of My 600 Pound L...

Bea & Dee brave the Texas Ice Storm to discuss the highly entertaining and entirely dysfunctional couples and storylines of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way. From there they return to their first soulmate Mormon love, Sister Wives Season 1, where they witness Robyn really firing up the tears and psychopathy, and poor Christine and Meri trying hard to protect the family while fighting back the real...

Only Walker Texas Ranger can find this lost raccoon... Follow us on IG: https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe

Bea & Dee get into the latest episode of Married At First Sight, with both ladies falling hard for Chris and Nicole's new love! What they're not in love with, though, is horndog Airris bringing up sex every three seconds, Kirsten and her impossibly high standards for a woman showing up to marry someone on a reality tv show, and perpetually rude cousin Fallina who can't seem to be supportive in...

Bea and Dee discuss the latest gossip in the Sister Wives Universe before dining on the meal of fine trash that is Sister Wives Season 1, Episode 2 . After that, they guess which couples will fail first on Love Without Borders, and the gag is -- it's all of them! Follow us on IG: https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe