Reality Mums

Arguably one of the best shows on Hayu right now, if you’re not watching Next Gen you don’t know what you’re missing!

What the hell has gotten into Julia and Martina?! We’re throwing water now???? It’s giving prosthetic leg from RHONY - but tackier

Lunchboxes, winter sickness - and we’re meeting some housewives next month!!!!

It’s been a while since we revisited the peaches of Atlanta. And we’re in two minds about whether it’s good. Was Phaedras return enough to save the season?

The AC is cranking over in Milan, and whoever put Larsa and Lisa together in that van together deserves a raise. Obsessed with Miami, other franchises take note - this is how a cast can deliver.

It’s time to meet the wives! The Real Housewives of London premieres on Hayu later this year - so we’re unpacking the cast and getting to know the wives in advance. Introducing: Juliet Mayhew, Panther Parker, Nessie Welschinger, Juliet Angus, Amanda Cronin and Karen Loderick-Peace

Charlie is putting his foot in it again, Ariana has laundry to do, and Seth Marks is becoming a pan sexual life coach. Next Gen NYC is pulling out all the stops and does not disappoint.

He’s the king of the confessionals, has the best hair on Bravo, and is clearly the number one guy on The Valley - clench your butts ladies and gentlemen - welcome to Reality Mums, Zack Wickham

This cast is red hot, what a first ep for the new season! They’re all working overtime - and yet the ratings are always low? Why is no one watching Miami? It feels like top tier housewives to us!

Jax is out of rehab, and no surprises he is just as bad, if not worse than before he went in. Get this man off our screens now. In contrast, Zack for president over here - doing gods work and calling out Jax for his shitty behaviour.

A strange end to the season this week, with a mish mash of scenes thrown together for a bonus episode. Not sure that we needed that? It was entertaining regardless; but a strange choice by the network and the editors.

Today we’re chatting about Bluey’s World, flying with kids, mini vans and Katy Perry. Just another day in the office.

Still delivering on every level, Bravo had hit the jackpot with this cast. Although we can’t agree over Charlie - is he giving main character energy? or is it all an act to compete with the bigger stars?

Can we drop it with the Danny Darko Darkside whatever? So over it, it’s not entertaining. This cast has so much potential - unless they turn it into Vanderpump Rules 2.0 - in which case we will riot. Or at the very least stop watching.

Today we’re chatting all things Below Deck with Captain Kerry Titheradge. His thoughts on the steamy hook ups, the chef meltdown, that luggage disaster from episode one, and the infamous black light from the first charter.

Packed with nostalgia, throwbacks and all the headlines - this has so much promise. But at the same time it’s giving us a very uncomfortable ick watching the live shows. Is this us? Are we them? We’re not ready for this reality check 😂

The reunion has wrapped up on a great season. Lindsay had a great summer, Paige has gone out in style and taken aim at ‘he who shall not be named’ 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Unfortunately we’re saying goodbye to Lexi - which is a massive shame as she deserved another season for sure.

It was nice while it lasted, but it looks like Jax is back from rehab and being his usual manipulative and controlling self. Why is Bravo allowing this behaviour to continue? You’d never see this on Below Deck or the housewives. Why is Jax getting preferential treatment? Team Brittany all the way.

Next Gen NYC has premiered on Hayu and what an entrance! It’s a mix of eclectic, charismatic Gen Zs living in NYC - it’s giving Girls meets housewives meets early SATC vibes - love it!

The new season of Below Deck has landed and it’s undergone a massive glow up! There’s a sexy cast, atrocious guests and a chef on the edge. With Captain Kerry at the controls this season is looking good!

An emergency chat was required to discuss the new hair situation of the one and only Kris Jenner. The Chrisley’s have been pardoned by the president, and And Just Like That is back and giving major ick

The AMA’s are over and we have wig questions. Strife is back for season 2 on Binge and it’s good. What’s not good are all the ads - what the hell is going on with all the streaming services and these ads????

It’s the finale of Summer House and wow what a season. We’re letting loose in this episode - and apologise in advance that the term ‘finger bang’ was used more than once 😂 also just to clarify, the alleged ‘finger bang’ was not to Danielle, according to the internet that was our girl Lindsay. Ahhhh the directions our conversations go 🫠

We’re so over the drama with Danny and the warm tequila- the guy got drunk and went to bed, so what? Scheana has found her way into the cast (insert facepalm) and honestly this show doesn’t need VPR cast member, they’re doing just fine

The charter season is over, and we finally see Lara’s true feelings towards Chef Tzarina. Speaking of - what a triumph with the final service - seven courses of perfection! A rare season with perfect dishes coming from the galley each week.