Reality Blows

Oh my god, an actually sombre grounded episode? With adults actually adulting? I'm not sure how comfortable this makes me feel!

Season 11 is gearing up to be the very best season so far. It's been absolutely amazing, join Job Blow on their exciting (and very interesting) dissection of even more interesting and dissecting people! (Please laugh, this is all I have).  

Hello you spicy pelicans! Look at you guzzling those fish, wow, you're so impressive. Yum yum yum. 

Oh no, the pelicans from the previous comments section are coming after you! >:(! Fly you saucy salmons, fly and be free! Whilst you're fleeing for your life, don't forget to listen to this podcast. It will keep you safe, I promise. 

YOU GUYS! IT'S HERE! Like a lover holding you deeply in their arms, the slow heave of their chest reminding you, right now, in this moment, you are safe, from everything, from everything they may ever be, from everything you may be, everything you were, the weight of the world lifted from your shoulders, right now, here, all gone, in this moment, our moment, together. But seriously! ITS FUCKI...

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 

If we're tired or belligerent, apologies, its so hot.  SO hot! So if our energy is whack (its Blows fault). Also how good is True Detective? *chefs kiss*

Hello beautifuls! This is by far not our best episode. BY FAR, in fact it took me almost three weeks to be willing to upload it and I really wanted to tell you that when it comes to making anything you're not always going to bring your best. It doesn't exist, its hypothetical, I wanted to re-record this, we didn't. Give yourself enough compassion to go "This is what i'll c...

*makes gun noises whilst pretending to be an interesting person* This move was very effective. 

It's so close, Blow and I are going to watch at least like... 4 episodes of Vanderpump today. That means we'll be wrapping up season 10. Also, Wheels of Time on Amazon was a real good watch, if its worth reading please let me know, I'm really not sure if I can commit to 14 books but the world seems really interesting! Anyway, love you all!

I'm going to be really honest with you pepperonis (and you can't judge me). Every time I upload an episode theres an option to click if these episodes are explicit. I am actually so desensitised to these episodes theres at least half a second where I go "Huh, was this episode explicit?" Now you promised to not judge me, soooo.... ENJOY THE EP! 

Around and around we go, where the shit stops? Only the cast of Vanderpump will know! What a glorious weekend it is my little frankfurts, I hope you find a lovely bath to slip into and warm that sack to your meat known as skin. I'm sorry, I may be a little tired, does anyone really read these? Help. 

Hello you adorable quesadillas, pleasure yourselves with a feast! Now, as i'm 31 and kind of an idiot I don't know how to put this and Part 1 before season 10. If I work it out i'm not changing this episode description. We'll pretend this is a happy little accident. LOVE YOU! 

Oooohhhh, its-a me, an episooodddeee! Hello all, we decided to take down some episodes to just start on this season. Get over it, we're all going to be ok. Anyway, i'm Job. Hello, uh, enjoy the episode you filthy goblin. 

Hello lovelies, Job here, I hope you're having a lovely day. Thats it, have a lovely day, no, no, you don't get to argue with me, you're having a lovely day, great work! Love you. 

We've all had those troll-y moments. Blow beats me, am I trolling? You can read the police report and let us know!

Shmoopy bloops! Please let me out of my cage, its cold in here. 

Throw back to some 007? You tell me, seriously, please, someone talk to me, I'm putting a lot of personality into these podcasts. I'm over 30 :( i've got nothing else. 

Awww, look at you and that beautiful smile. It lights up the room, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. I wouldn't lie about something like that. Anyway, I hope we're all having our protein shakes and uhh... Gardening?

How good are galaxy globes? I have one, i'm not even kidding, they're great! Get some fairy lights and one of those bad boys, your night times are going to rock. Please Target sponsor us, we have no money and Blow stole my cardboard box. It's raining out here. 

Ahhh, Weddings, how nice. That's it, why are you reading this? Listen to another episode, consume, consume, CONSUME.