Dale Lawrence

Real Stories by Real Cops

Comedy EN ↓ 93 episodes

Real Stories by Real Cops explores serious crime ‘n grime issues and stories with a dark sense of humor, from a street-level view. Interview, anecdote, and opinion mix with insults, small talk, and some things that are just weird. How are college kids hustled by the promise of sex? Why are psychopaths so charming? What’s it like to talk to a mentally ill person who’s just cut off his hand? Wisecracks, smart observations, and stories from the street make for an interesting hunk of weekly infotainment.

Author

Dale Lawrence

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

realstoriesbyrealcops.com

Latest episode

Apr 17, 2025

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Episodes

AMERICA'S CARJACKING EPIDEMIC: Risky Business (Episode 67) 24.08.2022

The good old USA is currently in the midst of a carjacking epidemic. From California to New York and points in between, the 'street thugs' have us all walking on pins and needles. Should you resist a carjacking or should you submit and hand over the keys to your 1998 shitbox? So tune into this week's podcast as Dave and Dale attempt to answer that question. Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Co...

PERSONA NON GRATA: The Guest That Wouldn't Leave (Episode 66) 17.08.2022

Have you ever had someone come over to visit and they just wouldn't leave? In this week's podcast, Dave and Dale will be discussing some real-life' horror stories and the not-so-happy outcomes. So grab a beer or a bottle of your favorite 100-proof alcohol and tune in. Thanks!! Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Cops explores serious crime ‘n grime issues and stories with a dark sense of humor,...

KRAZY KAREN'S ON THE LOOSE (Previously Released) 09.08.2022

Episode topics include The 'Matchbook' Lawyer. Bookstore Mania. 'I know the mayor'. Portland police encounter 'Mother of The Year'. Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Cops explores serious crime ‘n grime issues and stories with a dark sense of humor, from a street-level view. Interview, anecdote, and opinion mix with insults, small talk, and some things that are just weird. How are college kids...

IS THAT REALLY AGAINST THE LAW? (Episode 65) 02.08.2022

So you think you have it tough in the good old USA? Well, if you violate the law in other countries you just may find yourself being caned (hit with a stick 100 times) for stealing a candy bar in Singapore. So if you have 30 minutes or less please tune into this week's podcast and we will inform you where not to indulge in porn! Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Cops explores serious crime ‘n...

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM: The Personification of Privilege and Entitlement (Episode 64) 26.07.2022

Have you ever been annoyed by someone who thinks they are better than you? Well, the cop on the beat encounters these types of humans daily. Whether it's the young kid whose dad is a lawyer and he 'knows it all' or the politician who threatens to have you fired. This is the way of life in the law enforcement profession. So if you have 30 minutes, sit back and take a listen to our most recent podca...

LIFE ON THE STREETS: A Day In The Life Of A Sex Worker (Episode 'Previously Released') 17.07.2022

This episode was previously released in December of 2021 and very quickly became our most listened-to episode. So, if you haven't listened to it yet please sit back and enjoy the comedy of BeBe Roca. Thanks!! In this week's episode, we welcome BeBe Roca a former sex worker from New Bedford Massachusetts. Coupled with her quick wit and sense of humor, BeBe will take the guys on a ride they will soo...

GUILTY OR INNOCENT: Dave And Dale Debate Recent Law Enforcement Involvements (Episode 63) 15.07.2022

Do you think you have the ability to determine if a person is guilty or innocent? If you are not 100% sure then please tune in to this week's podcast. Dave and Dale will dissect some recent incidents throughout the country that will test your ability. Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Cops explores serious crime ‘n grime issues and stories with a dark sense of humor, from a street-level view....

NAKED AND NOT AFRAID: Former Malden, MA Police Captain Mike Caggiano And His Comedian Son Dave (Episode 62) 06.07.2022

In this week's podcast, we welcome former Malden, MA Police Captain Mike Caggiano and his comedian son Dave to the podcast. Mike, a thirty-three-year law enforcement veteran will share some of his funniest, craziest, and most memorable moments while serving in uniform. As for Dave, he will provide emotional support for his dad and also discuss his dual role in life... Full-time comedian and full-t...

COPS UNCENSORED: What The F#@K Did He Just Say? (Episode 61) 29.06.2022

Sometimes cops are their own worst enemy. Grant it, policing at times is an unthankful, unappreciated, and downright dangerous profession. But that doesn't mean you can ask a guy to suck your d%#k or make fun of his ethnic accent. In this week's podcast, we have that and much more. I almost forgot, this week we welcome back special guest fireman Curt. Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Cops exp...

Not So Professional 911 Operators (Episode 60) 21.06.2022

Have you ever had to call 911 for an emergency? If so, how were you treated? Did they send help right away or did they completely blow you off? If you answered yes, then this week's episode is for you! From the not-so-helpful 911 operator from the Great Lakes Region to the completely incompetent operator from Buffalo NY we have something for everyone! So kick back, relax and enjoy the show! Inside...

GOOD COP OR BAD COP: You Be The Judge (Episode 59) 15.06.2022

On the street, cops are placed in life or death situations with only seconds to react. In some instances their reactions are justified and in others, they are not. In this week's episode, we will discuss four instances in which cops may or may not have reacted properly... You be the judge. Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Cops explores serious crime ‘n grime issues and stories with a dark sen...

STRESS IN POLICING: What People Need To Know (Episode 58) 08.06.2022

WARNING!! This week's podcast is not for the faint of heart. How stressful is the job of a police officer? What services are in place to help officers deal with job-related stress? In this week's episode, we will discuss those topics and more. But before we do that, let's welcome Lawrence, Massachusetts police officers Frankie Bravo and Farrington to the podcast. You are not going to wanna miss th...

Active Shooters And The Preferred Law Enforcement Response (Episode 57) 31.05.2022

In this week's podcast, we will take an in-depth look at the most recent school shooting in Uvalde Texas. There has been an overwhelming amount of negative criticism directed at how law enforcement officials responded to this tragedy. How should they have handled this situation? Is there a concrete right or wrong way to respond to an Active Shooter event? Who is ultimately responsible in a situati...

GIRLS GONE WILD: Law Enforcement Edition (Episode 56) 24.05.2022

Who says females are the nurturing kind? Tune in to this week's podcast as we discuss the dark side of the female species. From cold-blooded murderers to sex addicts this week's show will surely have something for you. Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Cops explores serious crime ‘n grime issues and stories with a dark sense of humor, from a street-level view. Interview, anecdote, and opinion...

IT'S IN THE DNA: Like Father Like Son And Generations Of Crime (Episode 55) 17.05.2022

Criminologists, Sociologists, Biologists, and other academics like to explain the causes of crime in ways in which the criminal is often looked at as a victim. However, at Inside The Line we see the criminal as being an opportunist, as being evil, and as someone who chooses to victimize vulnerable people. In this week's episode, we will focus primarily on the biological influences on criminal beha...

CAN YOU TOP THAT: Dale And Fireman Kurt Exchange War Stories (Episode 54) 10.05.2022

In this week's podcast, Dave and Dale welcome back 'Fireman Kurt' and comedian Jake Hall for a round of enlightening law enforcement discussion. Some of the deranged topics include: The Human Pinata, Worlds Largest Ginsu Knife, Has Anyone Seen My Vibrator, Man Overboard, and many more!! So grab a frosty beverage, lock the wife and kids in the closet and get ready for a fast-paced ride on the 'Craz...

KILLER KIDS: Not The Typical Little Boy Next Door! (Episode 53) 03.05.2022

Have you ever had a weird feeling that the quiet kid who lived next store just wasn't right? Well, your instincts are probably correct! In this week's podcast, Dale and Dave will discuss some heinous crimes involving 'Killer Kids'. From a kid who shot his buddy in the chest to a not-so-loving son who bludgeoned his mother to death with a hammer and knife. So all you prospective parents out there t...

HOLLYWOOD LIGHTS: Crime And Privilege (Episode 52) 26.04.2022

Do Hollywood elites, athletes, and politicians receive preferential treatment by law enforcement? In this week's podcast, we will take a look at some real-life encounters from Dale's time as a 'Street Cop' that may help sway your opinion. But first, where is the last place you should commit murder? New York City! Hats off to the NYPD for arresting David Bonola for the murder of Queens mom Orsolya...

EYE WITNESS IDENTIFICATION: I Know That's The Guy! (Episode 51) 19.04.2022

Have you ever been 100% sure of anything? As an eyewitness to a crime, you would think that being 100% accurate in your identification of the 'bad guy' would be required. Well, think again! In this week's podcast, Dave and Dale will take a look at the Eyewitness Identification process and discuss some of the main issues surrounding it. They will also look at how the Innocence Project has been inst...

IN JEOPARDY: Cuff'em Up, Cut'em Loose or Lock'em Down! (Episode 50) 12.04.2022

In this week's podcast, we welcome Boston comic legend Paul Nardizzi and local Massachusetts fireman 'Curt'. Little do they know that their knowledge of law enforcement will be put to the test through a new game show called: In Jeopardy. How the game works is simple, answer a real-life crime and grime scenario and let Dale know if you would Cuff'em up, Cut'em Loose or Lock'em Down! Sound simple? L...

THE REBRANDING OF INSIDE THE LINE: The PD On LSD; Felons On Fentanyl?..... (Episode 49) 06.04.2022

This week the guys have put together a must listen to episode. In Dale’s opinion, the current podcast name needs to be more controversial and attention-grabbing. However, Dave believes that the name should remain as is! So tune in and see who gets their way. On a side note, Dale has a reality show suggestion for Dana White: THE UFC ON PCP. Inside the Line: Real Stories by Real Cops explores seriou...

THE WOKE MOB: Have They Infiltrated Local Law Enforcement? (Episode 48) 29.03.2022

What will happen to the 'American Way Of Life' if the WOKE MOB is allowed to infiltrate the last two American frontiers, the military and law enforcement? Before we get into that, did you watch the Oscars last evening? If Will Smith's reaction to a joke was any indication that the WOKE MOB has already taken over Hollywood then I 'am not sure what more proof you may need. Enjoy the podcast and than...

IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER: Is It Really Not Illegal? (Episode 47) 22.03.2022

Have you ever wanted to be a police officer but were told that you would never pass the entry-level 'Psych Exam'. Well, your dream may not be over! Because in most states it's NOT illegal to impersonate a police officer. Don't believe me, just look up my old neighbor Patty Mayo star of Southland Bounty Hunters. He has become a multimillionaire while impersonating a police officer and as far as I k...

IN THE NEWS (Episode 46) 15.03.2022

In this week's episode, we welcome back Nathan from a month-long hiatus. According to Dale, it wasn't long enough! Well, enough of that, let's get into the podcast. There is never a shortage of crime stories to discuss, so this week Dave, Dale, and Nathan will give their insight on some of the most actively reported ones. Whether it's the Internal Affairs Chief of The Chicago P.D.'s niece using he...

THE OLD BOY NETWORK: Politics And Policing (Episode 45) 09.03.2022

This week Dave and Dale welcome Brian Joyce the host of "Talk Radio 102.3 FM". Brian, a Somerville, Massachusetts native and former comedian will discuss the 'Old Boy' network which is in full effect in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Joyce, the owner of the Blue Light nightclub will discuss his controversial dealings with the Chattanooga police department, the 'Beer Board', and other local business owner...

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