Real Play Games Podcast

In the cyclopean sewers beneath the Southside Slums, the Fated find themselves hunting for the undead abominations who kidnapped their contacts via candlelight!  Bullets will fly, and quill pens will furiously write about said flying bullets.  Where did Oswold go?  Who can say? Episode 2/14 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Gore (body horror, gunshots), Profanity, Violence Anasta...

Five souls, linked by an ineffable fate, all find themselves at the Southside Station waiting for the 10:15 from Edge Point.  Each is waiting for something different: information, money, or something else entire.  What they all have in common, besides being wet as heck from the driving rain, is that they're all about to find themselves in a situation they'd have preferred to avoid… Episo...

Join Anastasia Adams, Barty T. Badge, Celia Nettle, James Pierce Hawthorne III and Oswoldo Franc for a tale of fates intertwining, set in a land accessible only through a rent in reality and filled with magic and danger!  1907 was never this exciting! This podcast production of Hard Times Beyond the Breach is a Real Play Games Podcast production.  Malifaux is a trademark of Wyrd Miniatures, LLC. ...

There are hatches where hatches don’t belong, and Susanne, George, and Jaime are going to get to the bottom of it, unless it’s going to get them killed, at which point they’re all very reluctant to get to the bottom of it.  Still, once a thing is in motion, without the exertion of an outside force it is impossible for said thing to stop, and there’s no stopping what comes next, just making it out...

Once the lighting situation’s been handled in the Prescott home, an entirely new and different complication arises, and one with far more chilling implications!  Gather up the whole family and get somewhere safe, because death has come to Castle Kilmarnock, and it doesn’t care if you were already on your way out, nobody’s safe and anything could happen! Episode 3 of 4 Content Warnings: Adult Langu...

Intriguing family secrets are uncovered just before dinnertime, and of course, any event that gathers as many Prescotts together in one room as possible is going to go just about as well as you think that it would.  Susanne would look aghast if it was possible for her to have that range of facial movement!  And right when they’re at their most insufferable… things get darker. Episode 2 of 4 Conten...

It’s Christmas Eve 2005, and the Prescott family has gathered for the presumed last Christmas celebration of family patriarch Douglas Prescott, former MP and a man of vast wealth and influence.  Predominantly out of a sense of obligation (or unwillingness to get cut out of Dougie’s will), they’ve decided that they’re willing to put up with one another for a whole weekend before they’ll scatter bac...

In a manor house built like a castle just off the coast of British Columbia, the Prescott family has gathered together for decades.  Now, they gather on Christmas Eve of 2005 as family patriarch Douglas Prescott faces a losing battle with terminal brain cancer.  Is that going to stop each and every one of his relations and friends from being absolute pieces of human garbage?  Wouldn't be on i...

The story of the dimensionally-displaced reality stars from First Camp is over, at least for now, and we delve into some of the questions that the players had for GM John, reveal some background info, and talk about some things that ended up getting scrapped as the time projected for this game went way, way longer than anticipated! Episode 11/11 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Profanity Rocco La...

Things have been absolutely crazy for the six Earthlings who’ve found themselves magically transformed and landed on a gateway to potentially unlimited worlds, so what’re they going to do?  What every other sad fuck in any galaxy has to do, they’re gonna go to work!  At least the healthcare is better, and the TV too! Episode 10/11 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Body Horror (tr...

Even if you’re not in love with your ex anymore, you can still hope that they get good gas mileage!  The group gets results of their testing, as well as preliminary offers from prospective employers, and everybody gets a little overwhelmed.  At least nobody’s beating themselves bloody in this one! Episode 9/11 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Body Horror (transformation, weirdne...

What’s more fun than tests?  More tests!  Involved tests!  Definitely not poisoning someone you’re very close with like some kind of sadist or something!  Wren’s no swimmer, but Gene sure is, much to the staff’s chagrin, and Rocco’s looking pretty good wet too. Episode 8/11 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Body Horror (weirdness), Profanity, Suicidal Ideation Rocco Larga is PJ N...

Time has a way of moving funnily in the Three Galaxies, but it always seems to move slower when you’re dealing with medical stuff, right?  Rocco discovers some more things about his ability to create a duplicate of himself and maybe takes away some stuff that he shouldn’t, while Nora enquires into a problem with Gene and Wren goes hardcore gamer mode! Episode 7/11 Content Warnings: Adult Language,...

It’s a fact-finding mission and a meal at the very same time!  With her little tendrils racing, Nora starts getting the lay of the galaxies for the rest of the group while everyone else just tries to figure out what to have for dinner! Episode 6/11 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Body Horror (weirdness), Profanity Rocco Larga is PJ Nora Nickels is Harm Wren Muller is Ames Gene...

The interdimensional cast-aways find themselves presented with an entirely new group of people who've found themselves somewhat in the same boat as them!  Wren gets really damn good at playing Hologram Fighter XVII, while Nora surveys some weird things their new friends can do, Gene hangs tough, and Rocco goes for a walk... well, one of him does, anyhow.  And they get tablets! Episode 5/11 Co...

While Rocco pulls some clone hijinks to cheer up Terry after her rough bout of magical mutation, Nora does a whole bunch of digging, Wren laments over her situation and tries to fix it, and Gene?  Gene’s just cool as Hell, person who’s listening to this, he’s chilling out and doing fine! Episode 4/11 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Profanity Rocco Larga is PJ Nora Nickels is Ha...

Under the ministrations of UWW medical support staff from the College of Applied Arcana, the transformed crewmates start getting their bearings as to where they are in a far bigger universe than they’d ever imagined, and start fooling around with some of the things they’ve found themselves newly capable of, with mixed results! Episode 3/11 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Profan...

That was one Hell of a storm, huh?  Unsurprisingly, this group of sexy singles have also found themselves wildly out of their depth and no longer on their own world, but this ain’t no fairytale, that’s for damn sure.  The walls are blue, the floors are blue, but are the castmates going to be blue with how things have turned out for them?  You’ll have to see! Episode 2/11 Content Warnings: Adult La...

Three more sexy singles are squadded up on a beautiful island off the coast of Mexico, set to rough it as a tribe while they prepare to meet other groups of available singles.  Two and a half months of filming means there's plenty of time for these beach-side cast members to find themselves in a steamy relationship... or a few! You already know there's going to be a twist to this one, un...

Things are starting to get grim, but hope isn’t lost yet!  The group has found themselves at least a few seconds to breathe before the next problem arises, but will they make decisions that help them in the long run, or will they set themselves up for failure?  And who will survive the night? Episode 4/4 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Gore, Profanity, Violence Steve is Johnny...

The group is all together, at least for like five seconds, before everyone’s all over the place again!  It’s getting later, and there’s more threats starting to compound the problems that the survivors are experiencing!  Chief among them, nobody can get a half-decent hit in! Episode 3/4 Content Warnings: Adult Language, Adult Situations, Gore, Profanity, Violence Steve is Johnny Streiner Ru is Bar...

Shocking everyone, Johnny and Barbara both managed to get out of the cemetery, and a whole bunch of folks are heading down country roads!  Will Tommy and Judy ever find out what's really going on with Mr. Schon?  Did you know that seatbelts had just become mandatory in the United States shortly before this episode happens in its in-story chronology?  Fun stuff!  Episode 2/4 Content Warnings:...

Join Ben, Johnny, Judy, Tommy, and Barbara in an RPG reinterpretation of the classic (and public domain Night of the Living Dead.  No chocolate syrup, no access to the Capitol Hi-Q music library, and no sense of shame is what we bring to you as we explore what happens when the outer Pittsburgh area is ravaged by a sudden wave of spontaneous homicides! Episode 1/4 Content Warnings: Adult Language,...

In 1968, George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead film was released, but due to an error made by the Walter Reade Organization, it was released without copyright notice and therefore immediately became a public domain work in the United States of America.  Fifty-seven years later, we idiots try to reinterpret the original film through an RPG.  May God have mercy on our souls.  This audio p...

As it turns out, there were in fact quite a few more people, human or vampire, that were inside of the house than what the Film Crew had surmised, but hey, it's not like our gang isn't pretty good at making sure people aren't around for very long.  Assuming they're not all bloodily murdered in short order, one would assume that eventually, they're gonna find Kenny and do s...