Real Hot Girl Pod

HI RIDES Since stars like Chappell Roan and Renee Rapp have been asking their fans to chill the fuck out and stop overstepping, we decided to look at the difference between showing appreciation like a Real Hot Girl and being a boundary stomping creep. If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that five star rating button (and if you’re feeling fancy, leave a review) cos it helps LOADS with spreading...

HI RIDES See how we have a new episode for you every Wednesday? Very demure, very mindful, very SWEETSY. TikTok star Jools LeBron has the whole internet yapping along with her very demure, very cutesy, very considerate videos. But what is demure? Can you be very demure and a real hot girl at the same time? Is it time to retire Brat Summer for a very demure Autumn? In this very THOUGHTful episode,...

HI RIDES AI has been around for a while now, but has anyone taken the time to investigate if she's a Real Hot Girl? We interrogate AI to see how sassy she is (or could become) and discuss how we'd like AI to incorporate into our lives to make them EVEN HOTTER. If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that five star rating button (and if you’re feeling fancy, leave a review) cos it helps LOADS with...

HI RIDES Have you spent the last couple of weeks morphing to an armchair Olympics expert? Are you FULLY convinced you could compete in Speed Climbing or air rifle shooting? How hard could it be really? The Gay audacity has taken hold and we've decided to yassify the Olympics and have come up with a few new 'sports' that we want to see next time round - demon twinkathon anyone? If you’re enjoying t...

HI RIDES Up your ma, up your da, up ARMAGH!!! What a glorious week! Armagh are All Ireland champions and our very own 'Simply Fruit' Miss Finn is over the moon. This week we've enlisted our favourite chaotic Agony Aunties Joan and Barbie to answer all your questions. We Get Into: Office politics Teabagging (not like that) Body(odyody) positivity and lots more! If you’re enjoying the pod please sma...

HI RIDES The internet has been taken over by a very simple (and silly) question - Gay? Or not Gay? People have been ranking everything from food and drink to household items to pets and we're here with a definitive list. We Get Into: A heated debate about whether dogs are gay or not gay A discussion on why the sea is a non binary icon (fluid, get it?) The type of straight man who thinks listening...

HI RIDES 'Can you believe the summer is flying by?' is all anyone seems to talk about at this time of year. We enlisted the help of our friend Detective Fierce to investigate why summer seems to zip past while winter is neverENDING. We get into some SCIENCE and of course, some Real Hot Girl solutions to SLOW DOWN the Summer. Our sincere apologies to our Italian listeners for some badly mangled pro...

HI RIDES We can barely believe this happened but this week on the show we are joined by music, fashion and Queer ICON Beth Ditto! Claire flew to Hamburg to catch Beth's iconic band Gossip performing for the first time in 5 years and we got to chat with Beth about everything from the correct use of the word 'stunning' to being 'Gay, Fat and Tired' (merch pending) Gossip headline Collins Barracks in...

Real Hot Girls know that a fact of life is that whether you're a sober sally or a feral rat - if you have the craic, you gotta pay the craic tax. If you're taking time off from the daily grind to be silly at a festival or Pride party, you need a recovery play for reintroduction into polite society. We get into: Active rotting, or rest as an activity How to choose a rot buddy - human, canine or mot...

Who run the world? LITTLE TREAT GIRLIES! That's right rides, the Real Hot Girls got major zoomies this week and caught up with the EXTREMELY hot, Gill Sullivan from Pastry Pace! Gill and her partner Dan founded Pastry Pace, a Dublin based running club that celebrates community, good vibes and most importantly little treats (quintessential Real Hot Girl Sh*t right?) We get into: Gill's Real Hot Gir...

HI RIDES!!  Have you ever been going about your day and felt a rumbling in your tummy out of NOWHERE and suddenly realised that you might be HOTTOGO right now this INSTANT? A common joke amongst Claire and Conor's Real Hot Girl pals is that all the gays have IBS and all the girls have TUMMY ISSUES. In this episode we decided to investigate. We get into: Is it normal to suddenly realise youre...

HI RIDES!!  It's PRIDE season finally and corporations everywhere are getting ready to say HI GAY BUY OUR SHIT We get into: How to vote with your wallet this Pride season The ethics of 'corporate Pride' Will any marketing team ever 'top' the M&S LGBT sandwich? And lots more! If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that five star rating button (and if you’re feeling fancy, leave a review)...

HI RIDES!!  It seems like everyone is having really shitty sleep at the moment so we decided to investigate why! We get into: Why everyone gets so eepy at this time of year Why naps are key for Real Hot Girls Do those blue light filters even work? And lots more! If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that five star rating button (and if you’re feeling fancy, leave a review) cos it helps LOAD...

HI RIDES!!  This week we're discussing what we think went wrong with the Dublin Portal installation. The mooning and potato taunting was peak str8 behaviour and we think it should be handed over to the gays to yassify and make fabulous. Paris got the queen of camp in the Eiffel Tower and Dublin deserves more than a cement circle. We get into: Decor, music and dance options Should the Dublin P...

HI RIDES!!  This week are joined by Dublin pop artist and Real Hot Girl Pastiche for a chat all about how to reclaim your body-ody-ody (and about her stunning music ofc) Pastiche had a rollercoaster ride and years of pain trying to get a diagnosis and treatment plan for her endometriosis. This is an all too common story and we thought it would be SUPER HOT to discuss how people with wombs-to-...

HI RIDES!!  This week we're teaching you how to flirt like a Real Hot Girl! Are you an expert flirt or do you just awkward or mean around your crush? We get into: Am I flirting, or just hot and talking to you? Is ignoring someone going to make them like you? How can I get past the group chat committee during the early texting stages? and lots MORE! If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that...

HI RIDES!!  Your favourite aunties Joanie and Barbie are back this week to solve some Real Hot Girl dilemmas! We get into: The 'single tax' and who should pay it on a group trip Is Claire a bad internet boyfriend? The etiquette of DMing and lots MORE If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that five star rating button (and if you’re feeling fancy, leave a review) cos it helps LOADS with sprea...

HI RIDES!!  Your favourite aunties Joanie and Barbie are back this week to solve some Real Hot Girl dilemmas! We get into: The 'single tax' and who should pay it on a group trip Is Claire a bad internet boyfriend? The etiquette of DMing and lots MORE If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that five star rating button (and if you’re feeling fancy, leave a review) cos it helps LOADS with sprea...

HI RIDES!!  This week we're getting into the Hots and Nots of long distance relationships, and we have a VERY special guest co-host... Mahatma Gandi! Not really, but for some reason he has a lot to say on this weeks topic so he features a lot. Also, he died in 1948, we're good but we're not THAT good. Also we were definitely mixing him up with the Dalai Lama for some reason so please ignore u...

HI RIDES!!  After an unplanned, extended break due to sickness and jet setting, Claire and Conor are BACK and extremely giddy about it. Where have they been? Why is Claire mildly concussed? Is Conor an LA Wanker after his stint covering the Oscars? Put the kettle on and join us for TEA. If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that five star rating button (and if you’re feeling fancy, leave a...

HI RIDES!!  Are you having a stressful time? Do you feel like if one more person asks you a question you might have a menty b? This is the episode for you. This week Claire and Conor are tackling how to de-escalate a stressful situation (not cute, not deserved) and get back to living your best Real Hot Girl life. We Get Into: The Triangle Of Doom Breathing exercises that actually work How to...

HI RIDES!!  GREAT NEWS - Joan and Barbie AKA your favourite Auntie and her best friend who she holidays with 3-4 times a year are BACK to give some Real Hot Girl advice. We tackle everything from IBS to Ma's gone wild to clogged drains on this episode so buckle up, buttercup! If you’re enjoying the pod please smash that five star rating button (and if you’re feeling fancy, leave a review) cos...

HI RIDES!! Or, should we say... DIA DAOIBH A RIDINNÍ!! This week we are joined by Today FM presenter, host of the stunning How To Gael podcast, Gaeilgeoir and REAL HOT GIRL Louise Cantillon! Gaeilge is having a moment (tbh, she IS the moment) and Louise is going to show us how to incorporate a cúpla focail into our everyday speech, as well as teaching us some freasaí chuntannaí (we'll let you...

HI RIDES!!  The wait is finally OVER and it's time to reveal the winners of the inaugural Real Hot Girl Awards. Categories include: Rear of the Year Biggest Slay Best Serve and of course... Real Hot Girl Of The Year 2023. Heartfelt thanks to The Rides for coming on our Hot Girls In Training journey so far - we love your hair and we hope you win, mwah x If you’re enjoying the pod please smash...

HI RIDES!!  If you're a hot messy bitch aspiring to be a clean queen, this is the episode for you. Claire and Conor reveal EVERYTHING you need to know about keeping it clean without wasting your whole weekend resetting (as if). We get into: Getting started Do you really need all those gadgets from TikTok? Routines to save time And we reveal the worst things we've ever discovered cleaning - VI...