Real Gud Pros

If I could turn back time / if I could find a way / to help this team figure out how to score against the goddamn Habs Well, let's take a trip back to a time where we were actually not that young or naive because hey, we're Leafs fans! Join us as we let it all out … no literally we take a 5 min rant break each . We hope this is cathartic for you considering what was to come. Come for the screaming...

It's been a bit of a rough week for us all, I think, and we hope this episode brings you all a bit of levity! We discuss games 1 and 2 of the Leafs/Habs playoff series and all that entails, the audacity of George Paros and the DoPS, and brainstorm how JT should spend his recovery time. Gentle negging ahead! Time Stamps: John Tavares discussion — please note it does come up throughout the episode,...

Playoffs are just around the corner, but we've got a season to finish first … apparently. The NHL vs. making sense. This week we discuss the upcoming series against the Habs and the ridiculousness of the so-called goalie controversy, how the rest of the league is doing where playoffs are allowed already, Some Guy™ joining the Kraken, and the absolutely grade A batshit insane situation in Buffalo....

Welcome to our weekly Leafs & Tom Wilson podcast where we talk about our two favourite topics: the Leafs and Tom Wilson. Join us as we discuss a double clinch (whoaaa double clinch), the epic love story of Mitch and Auston, and Liz's favourite topic, mullets. Especially Mitch mullets. That's the good sh*t. We also break down the Tom Wilson shenanigans but, as we're a Leafs and Tom Wilson podcast,...

Another week, another discussion of naked Joe Thornton. This week on Real Gud Pros we discuss the multitudes that Zach Bogosian contains, release our true Zach Hyman feelings, scream (in a fun way) about player goalies, scream (in a bad way) about the IIHF as well as Robin Lehner's need to read the room, and weep openly over Patrick Marleau. Come for the hockey talk, stay for the discussion on whe...

Guess who's back, back again. RGP is back, tell a friend. Sometimes life gets in the way and weirdly enough, hockey pauses for no podcast. Join us as we catch up on the trade deadline, yell about the NHL and Covid (starting to get deja vu here), yell even louder about transphobia in the NWHL, and then go back to our normal register to discuss the leafs who, despite what our memory tells us, did fa...

Let's take a trip back in time to approximately 3 weeks ago when the delightful Keeks joined us! We break down Mitch being the best boy in the entire world, the beginning of Fred's mysterious ailment, refs behaving badly, and hey! the first postponed game in the North division from Covid … I'm sure that'll just be a blip, right Vancouver?

We're walking the tightrope between laughing at others and fretting our own fates, but I'm going to be honest, we're leaning heavily to one side. Join us as we say goodbye to * checks notes * Jimmy Vesey? Really? Ok. — welcome Galchenyuck to the line-up, review Dubas' mid-season presser, and rejoice in the return of our beloved Leaf to Leaf. Laugh with us at the misfortune of Buffalo and Philadelp...

Who amongst us wouldn't dedicate our new video to our beloved sports team if we had the chance? This week we discuss the cinematic masterpiece that is the Hold On "love letter to the Maple Leafs", new goalies, the deteriorating mental health of NHL players (same), and broadcast deals we're too pretty to understand. Also, are we just a boyband podcast disguised as a hockey pod? That's for the jury...

Welcome to the first annual meeting of the Leafs' Ferda Committee. We're here to ensure optimum levels of Ferda are met at all times. This week we talk about Babcock again, which we kinda hate so can he stop reappearing? We also discuss the revolving door NHL hiring system, just how stupid the Department of Players' Safety is, and realize we have our own Walter Gretzky story.

Let's go clowns, we're getting mad about the progression of time. This week in Leafs news we bring out our dead as part of our weekly injury updates, discuss the addition of Alex Galchenyuk, and weep over how damn nice of a person Jack Campbell is. We venture out of the North division to remind everyone that Covid does in fact exist, revisit the classic rivalry that is the NHL vs the sun, and watc...

Welcome to one of our most chaotic episodes to date. Personally, I blame all that love in the air … or maybe the fact Liz and our wonderful guest, Ruby , were heavily caffeinated. With less "real" news this week, we focus our attention on John Tavares becoming the hockey equivalent of an Avon lady, the weird and wacky games of the week, and the importance of mullets. Finally, in the spirit of the...

Apparently we can't have nice things, go figure. We begin this week mourning the loss of our beloved father Wayne. I know we ask this all the time, but are we cursed? From there we move onto other topics like how covid filled the US divisions are, the suspension of the NWHL season, and frankly, the most important news of the week: does Mitch Marner have a kitten?

Hold your loved ones close, the Leafs are dropping like flies. This week we express regret about the whole blood sacrifice thing … did we accidentally call for Campbell's demise? We laugh at DeAngelo getting put on waivers, yell about Barstool continuing to exist, and cry with laughter over Tkachuk's temper tantrum.

Broken boys, get your broken boys here! This week we're joined by the lovely Bree to discuss That article from The Athletic, the weird and wacky rules of covid hockey, sponsorships and the NWHL, and so much more! Come for the smart, measured hockey analysis; stay for the Simpsons to Leafs comparisons.

Are those real games we see on our TVs? Real games with real meaning? Say it ain't so. The season is underway and we're so excited to talk meaningful hockey again! Join us as we break down the Leafs' first 3 games, briefly become a Flyers podcast, get very overwhelmed thinking about Stevie Y, and much more. Finally, we know everyone's in need of a vacation so let's visit some very unique tourist d...

Hockey's back and so are we!! Welcome to Season 3 of Real Gud Pros, the last year of our ELC. Who's excited for another cursed season that really shouldn't be happening but is because we live in a capitalist hellscape? We breakdown the condensed pandemic season 2.0 and air our grievances. Alright, now that that's out of the way, let's talk hockey. We discuss Nolan Patrick's upcoming revenge tour,...

What a season it's been … and by season we mean 1000 years in hell! So if you see us imagining certain One Direction members as Leafs for some serotonin, mind ya business. Join us for our season finale as we speculate what next season will look like if it even happens, yell about racism and hockey culture (the usual), and lighten the mood slightly by revisiting our pre-season predictions. They wer...

*taps mic* Is this thing on? We're back and ready to discuss everything we've missed in the past … week. Yeah, let's go with that. From the Stanley Cup Finals to the Boy Auction to Free Agency frenzy, we talk the moves the Leafs made, just how much the playoff bubbles seemed to suck, and the power of dads.

Grab your longstanding established close personal friends, we're going on a field trip to iconic Toronto tourist destinations as a form of coping.   Join us as we rip the band-aid off and discuss the Leafs' elimination from the Stanley Cup qualifying round and the season that felt never-ending. Attempt to follow along as we take a sharp turn towards Medieval Times before returning to our regularly...

Listen, we know what ended up happening. But sometimes it's good to revisit simpler times, like 3 hours before game 5 of the qualifying series. We were so young, so full of hope. Alas. This week we talk about the NHL's embarrassing crack at social justice, or should we say solidarity, and real live NHL games! They happened! We miss them already. Listen to us break down the first 4 games of the ser...

You know that old saying, if you don't have anything nice to say, just record a podcast about it? This week Helen and Liz congratulate the Leaf's beloved captain on his upcoming second child via the medium of accidental roast, offer some thoughts on the recently announced NHL awards, and discuss the investigative prowess of everyone's favourite intrepid boy reporter, Mitch Marner.

We're back and so is hockey … which is weird and conflicting and we need to work through our feelings about this. This week we discuss the NHL Draft and our new favourite team, Team E, the new CBA and the NHL's return to the Olympics, and the elephant in the room, the NHL's Return the Play plans. It's a mess, folks. At least we have Hotel X, we'll always have Hotel X.

What do you get when you combine three drunk gals and a hockeyless quarantine episode? Whatever this is! We're joined by the wonderful Ruby to discuss the myriad of Leafs content, labour rights during a pandemic, the new Toronto-based NWHL team, and most importantly, our beloved Tkachuks. Finally, sit back and enjoy as we regale you with stories from hockey's history as we put our own spin on Drun...

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