Real Football with Lenny

Ilkay Gundogan looking like the spitting image of a full haired Zidane at the moment. Clutch, beautiful goals all around. United just couldn't stop their Treble nightmare. How do the London giants recover from varying degrees of disappointment and new managerial conundrums? It's been a week of heavy hearts for legends of the game and us fans as an era ends...

League season closers, relegations, title decider, irritated neutrals. Why must BVB be BVB? Will Bayern's decade plus long reign of terror ever end? How many PL level players stay at Leister? Are Leeds going to take another 20 years to come back? Sevilla win you know what again. Obviously.

One game left and the PL table is almost set in stone. Is City ruining football like United and Liverpool before them? What can we expect next from Arsenal's defeated youthful team, United's new era and Newcastle's first CL adventure in 20 years?? Can Liverpool shock everyone and slingshot back into title contention? Who's getting relegated on the final day? BVB. Please. Please.

We have our European finals set! City chase SAF's greatest every achievement and Inter stand in the way of their destiny! Can Mourinho's special magic out do Sevilla's perfect record in the Europa League? What's more Spurs than their London rivals, who flirted in the relegation zone all season, getting to a European final and possibly winning it before Spurs win a trophy? Nothing.

European Semi-finals are here!! Madrid and City trade worldies and leave the tie extremely balanced going into the 2nd leg at the Ethiad! Does anyone else sense a penalty shootout on the way? The Milan derby was fierce and intense but does Milan know? They'll need Leao to perform a miracle to make it to the final! Juve scrape a draw but they don't look like they can beat Sevilla's sangoma this tim...

TAA looks "like a new signing" as an inverted fullback, running the show, cause for optimism but that defence is still awful! Haaland breaks the all-time PL scoring record but can he get to the BIG 4-0? United might need to look over their shoulder as the optimism and delusion surrounding ETH's first season fades! Chaos FC are still relegation candidates, Napoli break a 33 year title drought and B...

The title race "final" is here! The Gooners simply didn't turn up but will this poor form drag on? City might be treble-bound, Madrid and United won't be bystanders but can they stop the Viking Terminator? Liverpool might be showing seeds of a turnaround and cause for optimism, Spurs and Chelsea are simply terrible and Newcastle are shutting me up! Also, Dortmund, please...

City stroll past Bayern in the first leg and look like the best team in the world! Has Milan's European heritage blinded a depleted Napoli? Please don't tell me Arsenal are really going to coff up the league like this! Please. TAA in midfield might not be just a FIFA kid's dream anymore as Liverpool linked with about 16000 midfielders! Lads, it's Chaos FC...

Fandom experiences and stories featuring Jenny Raphasha! How the beautiful game is both a blessing and curse to the residents of London Town! Experiencing some of the greatest stadiums in the world and why making the PL pilgrimage is oh so worth it (but save up first)! Are football fans and fandom really all the same everywhere you go? Is football getting more popular among the ladies as the woman...

Title talk & CL chat with Expo THE Don! Is there a case for anyone but Haaland to win the Ballon d'Or after he reached 30 PL goals over the weekend? Will Arsenal hold steady or be reigned in after their slip up at Anfield? Can Milan, Benfica or Inter stop Napoli's destined charge to their first ever Champions League final? Will Tommy T get the better of Pep again???

Big changes in the league with a few managers losing their jobs in the Premier League this weekend! Who will take over Chaos FC and who will survive the relegation bloodbath? Top 4 race got a little more interesting with United failing to win in 3 games and sliding out of the top 4! BVB fumbles AGAIN under pressure to basically give up the title! Even though I say a lot, the less said about Liverp...

It's draft and free agency season. Peak off-season shenanigans and so what better time to make baseless predictions? Can the NFCS turn around the division-wide dumpster fire with some fresh faces at QB? Do the Bills have enough to manage a brutal division with Rodgers soon to land at the Jets? Can any team stop the Chiefs juggernaut? Can Green Bay go 3/3 on Hall of Fame QBs as the Love era begins?...

With Haaland scoring hat tricks for fun and Mbappe closing in on the all time Les Bleu top scorer spot, now's a perfect time to engage in the new CR7 v Messi debate. Will these phenoms catch their predecessors though? Nagelsmann is out and Tommy T is in! How will Tuchel set up an underperforming Bayern team to potentially win the CL? Final predictions for the season, City to win the PL and Napoli...

A European tour before the final international break! Barca have beaten Madrid 3 times in a row to essentially wrap up La Liga! Bayern slip up to open the door to the biggest BVB v FCB game in years! Napoli could be the outright favourites to win the CL! Arsenal might have a clear path to the title but they need to fend off the rampant Viking Terminator! Spurs are gonna Spurs are gonna Spurs...

European Round of 16 recap! Real Madrid and Don Carlo are just an unbeatable combo for Liverpool *deep, deep sigh*. I get that Messi played an amazing 6 games at the World Cup but until Sarah Conner shows up to stop him, Haaland should be the Ballon d'Or favourite! Will Arsenal ever get it right in Europe? Asking for a few friends...

Top 6 Talk!! Liverpool show exactly why a top 4 bid will be so difficult this season with an eye-watering set of fixtures coming up! Chaos FC might finally have found form which is bad news for the remaining CL teams! Spurs are inexplicably Spurs! Arsenal putting in magnificent performances while City toil! So it's legal to give Casemiro red cards now???

Champions League action under the microscope! Chelsea complete an improbable comeback against a lackluster Dortmund team who had won 10 in a row! Could they mount another CL assault whilst getting a new manager in mid season like 2012 or 2021? Bayern dump PSG out, is this the last of Messi in the CL?? Spurs are gonna Spurs as is tradition!

Top 6 Talk!! Spurs will never not be Spursy. Chaos FC finally get Potter a win but will that keep his job? Arsenal do it the hard, but really entertaining way, against Bournemouth. City show that the Newcastle slump is more than just a slump. Liverpool absolutely dismantle United and hand them their worst EVER loss. I can't stop smiling.

El Classico 3/5 commenced and Madrid looked very poor! How are Barca doing so well in Spain and are so useless in Europe? The Bundesliga title fight is heating up as BVB wins their 10th game in a row! Will Mane's return get Bayern back to their best to stop them? Liverpool have 4 straight PL clean sheets but is it nearly enough to stop United and Rashford from storming Anfield on Sunday???

Top 6 Talk!! United end their 6 year trophy drought and why we should all be worried that this is just the beginning! City and Arsenal roll onwards in the title race! Can someone please get Kane a trophy! Someone. Anyone. Please! Chaos FC continues their downward spiral but does Potter deserve the sack? Modric must be a vampire because someone took all of Liverpool's life force!!!

Liverpool took an absolute walloping against Klopp's bogey team and undisputed Kings of Europe, Real Madrid. Does this signal the effective end of Liverpool's season or can they scrape together a top 4 run? Man United overcame a titanic Europa League tie against Barca but is that Barca defence really all it's cracked up to be? City looked blunt in Germany, Bayern have a massive title fight ahead a...

This might be shaping up to be the most exciting title race since...*checks notes*...last season! Arsenal have managed to bounce back from the massive midweek loss but City have failed to capitalize.! Rashford is basically unstoppable now and we all need to accept it! Chaos FC continues chaotically, Spurs are consistently inconsistent and can Liverpool continue their resurgence?

Apparently London Bridge is falling down. Arsenal have lost a massive title race 6 pointer but how will they respond? Man City and Pep's "Us v The World" siege mentality is working but can they be stopped? United and Barca play in a classic Europa League tie, with Rashford continuing his phenomenal form. Bayern get the better of PSG but will Mbappe have the last laugh?

Top 6 Talk!! Are Arsenal's recent form just a blip or should they be worried going into a title race 6 pointer against City's new "Us v The World" mentality? Can Chelsea or Liverpool salvage ANYTHING from this season? Just how good are Rashford and United at the moment? Apparently Spurs are out-Spursing Conte's winning mentality!

This is a massive moment in football!! Manchester City have been accused of over 100 breaches of PL rules. How did they get here? What happens next? What are the potential consequences and repercussions? Where's Ja Rule to help me make sense of it all???