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News that will make you more useful. Or smarter. Or something. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Synesthesia, Non-Lethal School Drones, Farm Aid Program, Underground Farming, AI Actress Tilly Norwood, Axios Trump Prediction, Trump's AI Support, Pacific Palisades Rebuild Delay, Beef Production Cost, Screwworm Outbreak 2025, Hamas Tunnel Hideouts, Mark Kelly Investigation, Sedi...

News is boring today so let's see what we can do. Get in here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Microplastics, Tim Pool, Climate Hoaxes, Idaho COW Slur, J6 Pipe Bomber Suspect, Brian Cole Jr., Virginia Giuffre Estate Missing, Secret Kill Switch Chinese Buses, Gavin Newsom's Leg Crossing, Tim Walz Retard Thing, FIFA Peace Medal, President Trump, Bill Gates, African Farmer...

Everything is corrupt and most of my technology is broken today. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Minnesota CDL Scandal, Minnesota $8B Fraud Scandal, Obamacare Subsidy Fraud, SBA Benefits Audit, Obama DEA Officials Corruption, J6 Pipe Bomber, Christopher Wray J6 Testimony, J6 Bomber Investigation Corruption, EU GDP Decline, EU Fines Elon X, EU Free-Speech Suppression, EU Decline...

All kinds of interesting news today if my technology obeys me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Persuasive Words, J6 Pipe Bomber Arrest, Jake Tapper, NGO Funding Corruption, Rep. Tim Burchett, Climate Change Benefits, democrat Double-Tap Hoax, Pete Hegseth, Minnesota Budget Deficit, Spy Manipulatable Governor Hochul, Tim Walz, Name-Calling Violence, Steve Hilton, CA Fraud Tip Li...

Pipe bomber arrested. Lots of other fun stuff in the news. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, MIT Bio-Hybrid Robot Muscles, Alleged J6 Pipe Bomber Arrest, Lone Wolf J6 Narrative, FDA Covid Vaccine Warning, Minnesota Visa Fraud, Governor Walz, Minnesota Fraud News Blackout, Minnesota Voter Process, Climate Change Narrative Shift, Wind Turbines Hoax, SNAP Fraud Audit, Apartment Rent...

Trump and Somalians and Russia and lots more newsy fun ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Optimus V3 Hands, NYT Debunks WaPo, WaPo Fake News, War Drone Dominance, National Debt Future, US Average Wealth Increase, Rand Paul Healthcare Plan, President Trump, Trump Nullifies Biden Autopens, Trump Calls Omar Garbage, 3rd World Immigration Halted, Alabama Muslim School, Governor Walz I...

Corruption everywhere. Except for elections. Which is weird. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, OpenAI, Google Gemini AI, Tim Walz, Minnesota Gov Employees, Minnesota Corruption, Kyrsten Sinema, Dual Citizenship, Senator Bernie Moreno, Senator Mark Kelly's Twin Brother, Democrat Coordinated Narratives, Space-Based Energy, Space-based Data Centers, Michigan Invalid Voter Allega...

Tim Walz goes full . . . you know. And other fun stuff in the news. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, College Degree Poll, Polymarket Odds Accuracy, Fed Chair Nomination, Kevin Hassett, NYT Credibility, David Sacks, Naval Ravikant, National Debt Crisis, Tariff Revenues Surge, Seditious Six, Sen. Mark Kelly, Military Felony Law, Elon's DOGE Insights, NGO Corruption, Tim Walz,...

Persuasion and war and mass narrative ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, UBI Popularity, Government Corruption, Financial Multiplier Effect, 3rd World Immigration Ban, Kash Patel, FBI Burn Bags Found, Pacific Palisades Fire, Gavin Newsom, Charlie Sheen, State-Run Media Hypnosis, Hypnosis Mentions Trend, Trump the Persuader Narrative, Persuasion Framework, WaPo Whistleblower Allega...

Trump makes a lot of holiday news ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Rosie O'Donnell, President Trump, Trump Reporters Stupid Piggies, White House Media Offenders, Devon Nunez, South Africa White Farmers, Biden's Autopen EOs, Biden's EO Pardons, Ex-Honduras President Pardon, Ukraine Andriy Yermak Resignation, Frozen Russian Assets, Income Tax vs Tariffs, Susan Collins...

I use Grok to escape my news bubble ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Tesla FSD, National Guard DC Shooting, President Trump, Reverse Migration, Venezuela Conflict, Emerald Robinson, Election Rigging, Grok's News Bubble, Win Without War, Seditious Six, Eric Daugherty, Senator Ruben Gallego, Mike Benz, Ukraine War Prediction, Scott Adams ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

Trump healthcare plan Ukraine peace deal, lots more ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Chicago Teachers Union Investigation, NYC Repeat Shoplifters, Oakland Repeat Murderers, 3-Strikes Law, Healthcare Price Cuts Act, Campbell's VP, 2026 Battery Technology Prediction, President Trump, Seditious 6 Video, democrat Color Revolution, Rep. Elissa Slotkin, Rep. Jason Crow, Mayor Mamd...

Trump and Musk and MTG and Putin and Rubio and more ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, 2025 Hurricane Season, Climate Change Dashboard, Bill Maher, Larry David, HOW vs WHAT to Think, Elon Musk, Free Speech, Fraud-Based Inflation, Catheter Infection, Meta Harm Study, Leticia James, President Trump, Governor Abbott, TX Sharia Courts Investigation, Fraud Driven National Debt, German...

MTG resigns, Ukraine peace proposal, Zohran and Trump ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, President Trump, TPS Somalians Terminated, Somalian Minnesota Fraud, Christopher Rufo, MTG Resigns, NC Construction Sites, Matt Van Swol, Trump Mamdani Meeting, Trump's Respectful Mode, Affordability Persuasion, President Trump's Follow-Up Call, Dr. Oz, Ukraine 28-Point Peace Plan, Der...

The best reframe ever ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, CA Governor Candidate Swalwell, Eric Swalwell, Social Security Improvements, Ukraine War Audit Resistance, Ukraine War Corruption Crimes Immunity, President Trump, Master Negotiator Trump, JD Vance, MAGA Health Plan, Blackrock, Trump Mamdani Meeting, US Rare Earth Magnet Production, Jasmine Crockett, Alex Soros, Elon Musk, O...

Trump shakes the Epstein box, and lots more fun ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Alexander Vindman, AI Provider Truth Control, Elon Musk, Space Electricity Generation, Economy Distrust Poll, Speaker Johnson, Epstein Files Declassification, President Trump, Clintons Subpoena Defiance, Larry Summers, Trump Mamdani Meeting, Sam Harris, democrat Party of Murder, Trump MBS Meeting, S...

Trump persuasion lesson on Epstein ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Epstein Files Battle, President Trump, Trump's Epstein Persuasion, democrat Color Revolution Video, democrat Insurrection Video, Quiet Piggy, FreedomPressLLC, Dilbert Calendar, Chris McKinney, SNAP Massive Fraud, Tucker Carlson, Epstein Story Frustration, Scott Jennings, Implicated Smear, Stacey Plaskett, Mo...

Internet is broken. Let's do reframes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Reframes, Unprepared Public Presentations, Evergreen News Stories, Water Leaks, Bioshield, Pluvicto, Social Life Reframes, Parenting Reframes, Mistakes Reframe, Acts of Kindness, Scott Adams

MTG versus Trump and other drama for fun ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Gavin Newsom, Epstein Files Debate, President Trump, Thomas Massie, MTG, Toxic Politics, Kristi Noem, DHS Deportation Ads Campaign, Comey Misspelling Strategy, Fareed Zakaria, Competence Challenged Democrats, Affordability, LA Affordable Housing Strategy, Ukraine War, Hamas Support Increase, Scott Adams ~~...

Learn how to date like a billionaire hedge fund guy. And learn how to conquer a country by trespassing in one building... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, President Trump, Climate Change Hoax, Belief in Science, Eric Swalwell, Kash Patel, Mortgage Fraud Allegations, Ghislaine Maxwell Leaked Emails, Jaime Raskin, GOP Drama, Matt Gaetz, Jack Schlossberg, Adam Schiff, Western Lensm...

Tesla changing the world, especially healthcare. And lots more... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Dilbert New Artist, Hemp Loopholes, Trump's BBC Options, Trump's Healthcare Plan, Confusopoly, Illustrating Healthcare Solution, Robot Medical Healthcare, Elon Musk, Tesla American Parts, Tesla AI5 Chip, US Overspending Doom, Bill Maher's Truth Search, Mayor Mamdani, Tr...

Mini wars, bad behavior all over, plus news you can't use ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Carl the Fly, Elon Musk, Encyclopedia Galactica, Anti-Hemp Legislation, NGO Indivisible, Chuck Schumer, Testosterone Sensing, Mayor Mamdani, 911 Social Workers Dispatch, democrat Systems Management, MAHA Accomplishments, Cable News Funding, gop Healthcare, Robot Healthcare Plan, Michae...

Epstein files, fentanyl update, government opens, and more fun news ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Reframe Negative Thoughts, Government ReOpens, Gracious Winning, democrats Seek Fighters, Kash Patel, Fentanyl Precursors, Carl the Fly, China US Students, Katie Couric, John Fetterman, US Border Tunnels, Epstein Files, Ukraine War, Scott Adams ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

Trump is funny. Opinions are flying. News that won't make you snooze. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, Gut Health Importance, Apple AI Strategy, Ken Mahoney, Indivisible Opposes Schumer, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, democrat Corruption Projection, TPUSA Berkeley Violence, Inadequate Security Strategy, Proxy Stock Voters, Russian Humanoid Robot, ElevenLabs AI Voices, AI Cr...

More Schumer shut down humor. That's right, it is Schumer humor. And lots more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politics, UC Berkeley, Government Shutdown, John Stewart, Chuck Schumer, Van Jones, democrat Imaginary Problems, democrat Projection, democrat Cluster B Personality Disorder, SCOTUS Tariffs, SCOTUS Ballot Deadlines, 50-Year Mortgages, Scott Bessent, Argentina Swap line Stra...