Real Ass Podcast

Sabrina Piper and Dave Sirus join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss This Day in History - 1955 the opening of Disneyland and 2014 the death of Eric Garner, smoking in hotel rooms, traveling with Pete Davidson, the age they started shaving, Kyle Gass' Trump comment and how it affected Tenacious D, free previous on Playboy back in the day, losing their virginities, moms getting daughters on bi...

Na'im Ali and Sam Minney join Luis J. Gomez on the road in Dallas, Texas and they discuss, Dallas having less scuzz then other parts of Texas, Luis and Na'im adjusting to being in fancy places, the illusion that Hot Pockets are good, Sam eating junk food and Luis blaming her for him doing the same, Na'im and Sam's altercation with a homeless person, Na'im watching the movie Kids at school in Phill...

Colum Tyrrell and Mike Feeney join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Colum trying creamer in his coffee for the first time ever, the couple who butt funneled a margarita in a Georgia restaurant, the bongwater butt babes, Luis blowing out a tire on his way to the studio, the woman who received instant karma after a road rage incident, dealing with bad customer service, an update on Bhad...

Justin Silver and Joe Gorman join Zac Amico and they discuss the heat wave in NYC, Bhad Bhabie's abuse video, being able to tell by Instagram likes who shares your fetishes, the winner of the Miss AI Pageant, guessing the age of a TikToker, the man whose nose was bit off by his dog, big cats playing with boxes, Toight or Noight - hernia edition, the armless girl, Jennifer Aniston out and about wit...

Chris Faga, Rob Crews and Doug Uram join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss how Zac and Chris stole the venison jerky that Doug left for Luis, Doug getting rejected from a hunt, the female prison guard caught on camera having sex with an inmate, having sex in bathrooms, when men compare themselves to more successful women, nudes in their phones, the Dutch couple who decided to get euthan...

Maddy Smith and Sean Patton join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Sean's experience living in Atlanta for 2 months to film a TV show, people who get high before going to church, the first time they were all caught smoking weed by their parents, the best and worst cereals, beating this day in history in 1979 when the first Sony Walkman went on sale, listening to full albums on Spotify and th...

Brendan Sagalow and Mike Recine join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss beating this day in history - Ariana Grande's birthday, whether Luis actually ate the kidney stone on Kill Tony, the death of Shifty Shellshock, what would happen if Luis died, Luis' Uncle Raymond and his crazy lifestyle, Crazy Town genre of bands, Luis' vending machine business idea, Fat Beach Day in NYC, Miss Alabama's...

Raanan Hershberg, Sam Minney and Allie Mae join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Raanan's favorite things about Aruba, Sam living in Austin and her confrontation with a homeless person, rape culture in 90s movies, Ryan Garcia on stage with Chris D'Elia, the Hawk Tuah girl vs the N-word girl - Toight or Noight, why Allie Mae was an hour late and the gifts she arrives with, women who buy cond...

Derek Drescher and Geo Perez join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss beating this day in history when in 1978 the first Garfield comic was published, Luis' rant against God, their favorite cartoon cat, Juneteenth being celebrated as a federal holiday, Lilly Gaddis' popularity, the anti-porn and pro-christianity trend, our first ever Fifi World Cup Championship where Derek and Geo use items fo...

Justin Silver, Mike Figs and Andy Malafarina join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Justin's grandmother surviving the holocaust, Elon Musk's experiments on humans, which museums are cool and which ones suck, Viagra helping to prevent dementia, World News With Figs, Does It Live - sea plane crashes into boat, the Florida sniper who shot a suspect through a computer screen, the new documentar...

Ryan Shaner and Sidney Gantt join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss this day in history in 1942 - Anne Frank getting her diary for her birthday, weird Nickelodeon chartoon characters, Luis' 60 hour fast, Toight or Noight - Belly Dancer, coin tricks done by belly dancers, the best kind of ice cream sandwich, Lilly Gaddis the TikToker who used the N-word in a video, Flavor Flav supporting...

Joe Gorman and Josie Marcellino join Ralph Sutton and Zac Amico and they discuss romantic vacation recommendations from Josie, the python who ate a mom of four, Josie's cosplaying and whether it's hot or not, the man who survived getting attacked by a grizzly bear, Does It Live - the bull who jumped out of the ring during a rodeo in Oregon, Larry Nassar paying for protection with sexual favors in...

Ian Fidance, Brendan Sagalow and Anthony Zenhauser join Zac Amico and discuss late night eating and getting high enough to not be hungry, not helping when an incident happens on the subway, the comedian who was attacked on stage, the type of people who collect vintage porn, Brendan's birthday, Does It Live - fight between neighbors turns to gunshots in Costa Rica, the close of the weight gain comp...

Kim Congdon and Mike Vecchione join Luis J. Gomez in Austin, TX at the Creek and the Cave studio and they discuss the way women should sneeze, Mike Vecchione behind closed doors, what it sounds like when Mike bangs, 5:35, guards outside of royal buildings, the benefits of having Clear being like living as a hot chick, 9:53 how air traffic controlling works Luis and Kim’s flight landing early, Luis...

Maddy Smith and Allie Mae join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss the summer of the bucket hat, how to dispose of crystals, Op language, getting hemorrhoids during pregnancy, what Maddy would do if she got trafficked, Lizzo responding to South Park, the crook who tried to rob a female kickboxer, an update on the weight gain competition between Blind Mike and Jorge along with a wing eatin...

Big Jay Oakerson, Joe List and Tim Butterly join Luis J. Gomez, Zac Amico and Shannon Lee for a special Memorial Day BBQ Extravaganza episode! While swimming, drinking and eating at Luis' house we get together to first discuss with Tim Butterly how beautiful his family is, catering vs BBQing, Luis' ADHD symptoms, the sound of children having fun, queefing on comand, Tim Butterly being a gentleman,...

Colum Tyrrell and Mike Cannon join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Mike Cannon's near death experience during a car accident, the last time Luis almost crashed his car, the worst of the show Subreddits, Belle Delphine not getting her bathwater money for 5 years, Does It Live - teen rapper shoots himself during a livestream, Toight or Noight - body building chick without a belly button...

Katie Boyle and Bronston Jones join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss how Irish people aren't scary and why they don't claim Conor McGregor, Katie Boyle's almost nude photos on Reddit, who had the worst weekend, people who talk during movies, Luis being featured on WikiFeet, women who purposely don't show their feet on social media, Luis' plan to get a cat and whether it's better to adopt or...

Comedians Derek Gaines and Chris Scopo join Luis J Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Scopo no longer doing Joe Matarese’s podcast and how the Drama Llama is involved, this day in history - the creation of birth control in 1950 and Las Vegas being founded in 1905, Luis excited over the newest Planet of the Apes movie, the lotto winner sued by his parents and what their first lotto purchases would be,...

Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss how to taxidermy and animal, Steve Buscemi getting randomly punched in the face, the best prank ideas, Ryan getting bit in the face by a dog as a child, Real Ass Dude or Douche - Anthony Kiedis, people making money off other people's content, lesbians having more orgasms than straight women, the fan getting paralyzed after...

Lev Fer and Andy Malafarina join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss a rough start to the show because of Lev, fans up in arms over the new episode of Legion of Skanks this week, stand up Skanks comedy show at The Stand, the start of the Weight Gain Competition, their different methods of currently losing weight, Lev being in shape vs being heavy - which way he feels better, whether Lev h...

Xia Anderson and Mike Recine join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Xia's third pair of boobs, what qualifies as revenge porn, naked cruises, Disney adults, the Sphere in Las Vegas and what bands they wish would perform there, Jim Jones fighting at the airport, airport fights and the last time Luis got into one, getting bullied by someone funnier than you, high school reunions, posting...

Jordan Jenson and KP Burke join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss why kids baseball sucks, KP catching a line drive to the face, Jake Flores getting assaulted at the UCLA protest, Jordan disrespecting the show, Luis getting accused of stealing a joke, the original Mr Potato Head in 1952, Luis' mom selling food stamps, Jordan's sex and love addiction, Jordan giving a hand job this morning, Ka...

Ari Shaffir, Ian Fidance and Rob Crews join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis returning from his vacation, Ian's X-Ray glasses, Ian arguing with trans people online after the release of his special, Luis' new catchphrase and the teacher gaslighting his students by teaching them slang terms, mind meld, the pedophile who agreed to get physically castrated, the teaser for Mufasa - the new...

Sean Donnelly and Sidney Gantt join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss whether this will be Luis' last family vacation, everyone's childhood vacation spots, Doc Antle's harem, Billy Dee Williams saying it's ok for actors do do blackface, Joe Matarese thinking Luis hates him, the unsolved $30 million heist, the best heist movies, best Philly cheesesteak places, restaurants with infamously mean...