Real Ass Podcast

Anthony Zenhauser and Stef Dag join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Monday Night Raw on Netflix, the Dabbleverse, the man who shot a pitbull while protecting his baby, Stef's Croatian roots, mail order brides, Christmas pranks on kids, the Austin comedy scene and how it's better than New York, the Ohio cops who patted down a 5 year old child, the supermarket customer who confronted another...

Ryan Foster and Tubs join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the origin of Tubs' nickname, This Day in History - 2021 the capitol riot, Tubs' first time in NYC as an adult, mental health diagnoses on TikTok, standing while masturbating, the birth of their kids, pregnant sex workers, AI taking jobs (or not), teaching Tubs how ChatGPT can help his business, teenager search histories and so much...

Justin Silver and Tristan Bowling join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis' plans for the new him in 2025, Justin getting locked out of is apartment, Tristan's apartment getting flooded on Christmas Eve forcing him to live in a hotel, picking New Year's resolutions for each other, Luis and Justin's plan to get Zac in shape,why Jorge is on one, Murder Dogs - 3 year old killed by 2 pit...

Kerryn Feehan and Dru Montana join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they'll discuss Luis being super late due to a funeral procession, the GaS Diigtal Christmas Party, Luis talking Kerryn and Myka into startings the Shame On podcast, celebrity deaths of 2024, celebrating James' birthday, top actors of the century, Happy Gilmore vs Billy Madison, watching the ball drop at Applebees, Skankfest 2025 i...

In honor of the holiday season we put together some of our favorite moments of celebrating over the years including exploring Kwanza with Tim Dillon and Nick Mullen, learning about Hanukkah with Mo Mandel and Kim Congdon, Christmas Karaoke with Big Jay Oakerson, Shane Gillis and Keren Margolis, debating what counts as a Christmas movie with Shane Torres and Rob Mailloux, the Christmas parade massa...

Andy Malafarina, Nate Marshall and Chris Faga join Luis J. Gomez from Austin, TX and they discuss adjusting to the weather in Austin, when people make politics their identity, Luis working out at Lifetime Fitness, Luis complaining to the manager after seeing a man playing fetch with his therapy dog at a gym, Luis wanting to stop interacting with trolls online, their Instagram discovery pages, the...

Ryan Shaner and JP McDade join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis wanting to fight Ira Glass, the US abolishing slavery in 1865, the most friendly slave owners, Luis' most recent incident, Lev Fer leaving the network, what men would most likely give up forever, Murder Dogs - the pitbull shot for going into their neighbor's property, an update on the man who shot down a drone over hi...

Allie Mae and Tim McLaughlin join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis bombing on the Drip comedy show, Luis going to see a blue Acura and his commitment to not crash anymore, Scam That, Jew - free vapes for life, our first real Cuntest submission, Murder Dogs - woman mauled by 8 pitbulls and man killed by his own 3 pitbulls, what dog Luis should get for baby James, the hottest body b...

MIke Rainey and Scott Chaplain join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis getting tickets to see System of a Down and Korn, what indicates wifey material on a first date, the first Cuntest submission, people who suffer from misophonia, talking on a phone in an Uber, Luis looking for advice on a new car, everything we know about Luigi Mangione, the Utah guy who drove his Subaru into a d...

Sean Donnelly and Andrew Packer join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Charlie Brown Christmas coming out in 1965 and how to turn Luis into Charlie Brown, the United HealthCare killer apprehended, Jay-Z allegations, Luis getting kicked off Rob Zombie's tour bus as a kid, the TikTok ban upheld in court, Luis' cringey content, the Florida man arrested after shooting down a drone in his ba...

Maddy Smith and Robbie Bernstein join Luis J. Gomez and they discuss on this day in history - 1930 the vatican allows the rhythm method as a form of birth control, women lying about birth control, peeing after sex, Robbie's germaphobia, Luis' bad influence on nice jewish boy Robbie Bernstein, Luis' dating advice, vivid dreams after quicking weed, the disfigured man getting thrown out of a restaura...

Josh Adam Meyers and Zahid Dewji join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis' EZPass call, his no no-facial hair look, how long does it take to get tired of having sex with someone new, Luis stopping smoking weed, Josh's sleep apnea, hating women who snore, mispronouncing Zahid's namae, Luis turkey not coming out as good as the year beforfe, hating the Venom movies, Drama Lama - Josh's...

Brendan Sagalow and Oscar Aydin join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis fighting his bad mood, Ellen DeGeneres and P. Diddy's connection, Thanksgiving plans, reviews of Wicked, going to the Thanksgiving Day parade, Butterball employees assaulting the turkeys, spending holidays at a restaurant, what they're most grateful for and so much more! (Air Date: November 27th, 2024) Support our sp...

Danny Polishchuk and Doug Uram join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Doug's weird teeth issues including his meat tooth, dentists being the most hated people, is Luis a Karen - the woman scolding college kids over their service animal in a park, Does It Live - shipping container falling on fork lift operator, Doug getting charged by a bear, whether video games were more addictive now o...

Colum Tyrrell and KP Burke join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis taking out all the bad comments on Zac, joking with older women, dating cutters, their frequency of masturbation, Luis' dating advice, Murder Dogs - the 73 years old woman mauled to death by her pitbull, did Luis get bullied or was HE the bully, the 4 people using a bear costume to commit insurance fraud, AI Santa Cl...

Na'im Ali and Ryan Foster join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis' newest idea - the comedy/fight retreat, homophobia in Jamaica, how Luis' robe saved his life, Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul, this day in history - 1997 Gary Glitter getting arrested, Mike Tyson having sex with an AIDS positive woman, going to sleep away camp as a kid, inventions that they thought of first, hunting with a p...

Mike Cannon and Ryan Shaner join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis still being mad that Shaner blew smoke in his face, weed smoke vs cigarette smoke, Luis' Monday night incident, what causes darker buttholes, the anniversary of the Amityville murders, women who hide their feet in sexy posts, whether hands or feet are more sexy, the Sexiest Man Alive in 2024, testosterone leading to...

Che Durena and Sidney Gantt join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Sidney's Skankfest BJJ Championship belt, the lack of good bodega branding, Scam That, Jew - Amazon vs Temu, Mattel accidentally printing a porn website on Wicked dolls, what Luis is looking for in a significant other, the Candyman Tony Todd's death, getting paid per bee sting, Bloody Mary, life expectancies of different...

Justin Silver, Geo Perez and Chris Faga join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss that Luis has been a secret grifter the whole time and actually loves Trump, which dog they'd choose to be president, Murder Dogs - 10 year old girl killed by family XL Bully, finding a dog for Baby James, the Roblox mom who ordered her fostered daughter to kill a baby, Luis wanting Zac to movie in with him f...

Katie Boyle and Dru Montana join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis endorsing Trump, Luis' DMs with politician Valentina Gomez, how liberals can get more votes, Luis' therapist suggesting he doesn't have sex for a year, his morning routine including masturbation, the chimp sexually assaulting a frog, Dru's being a champion at bullfrog racing, the most famous person where they're from, ha...

Brendan Sagalow, Mike Figs and Derek Drescher join Luis J. Gomez and they discuss their opinions on Tony Hinchcliffe, Ari Shaffir stealing Luis' opinions, Shane Gillis stealing Brendan's Trump impressiom, Jon Stewart's take on Tony Hinchcliffe at the Trump rally, the War of the Worlds broadcast on this day in 1938, gate night, not liking Halloween if you don't have kids, the scientific study that...

Ryan Long, Mike Figs and Xia Anderson join Luis J. Gomez and they discuss Xia taking a pegging seminar, butt play, plans for Halloween week, Donald Trump on Joe Rogan, comedy being too important, Tony Hinchcliffe at the Trump rally, the death of Crumbs the fat cat, Toight or Noight - the girl who used period blood for her Chucky costume, using white sheets at home, when Luis was on Adderall, Baby...

Ian Fidance and Shane Torres join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss this day in history in 2001 - the release of the first iPod, Luis wanting a tattoo of Steve Jobs, Luis hating the seating order of the day, which is the handsomest of the group, who their favorite president is, the dad who fought back after teens were charged with sexual assault after a high school hazing, examining Lui...

Tim Butterly and Andrew Packer join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss gifts they've received on the road, saving numbers and voicemails from people who've died, whether it's worse to have nudes of dead or married people, Luis' broken pinky, Andrew's martial arts experience, trendy sex acts, the orca pooping in the water then splashing it on a crowd, Canadian opinions on US politics, the car...

Maddy Smith and Dave Temple join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss This Day in History in 1916 when the first birth control clinic opened in the US, Maddy's IUD, the first condom, using condoms for masturbation, the CVS sex toy aisle, the dad who sent his10 year old trans daughter on a date, girls buying gifts for boys and being bad at receiving gifts, Luis' niece going to see Taylor Swift,...