Real Ass Podcast

Colum Tyrrell and Mike Suarez join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss getting to know more about Mike Suarez, the Juneteenth ice cream that was cancelled, getting tattooed with cremated remains, Non-Binary News With Natalie - the trans woman who breastfed her wife's baby, Scam That, Jew - nude photos and mail scam, how Colum assaulted Luis with a nude photo, the last functioning public p...

Mike Figs and KP Burke join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Baby James' first performance as Sebastian in The Little Mermaid and getting crab legs after, Guess The News - Texas school shooter, World News with Figs - the Jamaican zoo worker who got his finger bit off by a lion, China capitalizing on monkeypox and Argentina discovering a new giant lizard, the guy who broke his leg while...

Mike Vecchione and Anthony Zenhauser join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss what video game character Luis and Zac would be, the baby formula shortage and how breast milk farms could be a solution, the first man to have a double arm and shoulder transplant, the Dave Chapelle attacker explaining why he did it, the controversy of Dave Chapelle opening for John Mulaney, foreign accent synd...

Xia Anderson and James Mattern join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis being in a good and positive place, planning a trip to Hawaii, fan art submissions, Rape Dicks - Elon Musk sexual harassment allegations, the 2 moms fighting over baby formula at a Target, washing hands before fingering, learning how to peg, Does It Live - cop tasering suspect at a gas station and so much more! (...

Jeremiah Watkins and Mike Cannon join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Shannon screwing up and "double booking" the same guests as Legion of Skanks, Shannon being mad at Luis for stealing a bit from The Thing Is, Luis doing questions from The SDR Show, the first time a woman made them ejaculate, why Mike Cannon is a dumb jock, Luis' new love for Rick and Morty, Hot For Teacher - the female...

Josh Adam Meyers and Keanu Thompson join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the West Coast comedy drama, advice on how to handle trolls, whether Luis should cancel his Italy trip, their experiences getting mugged, the Arby's manager who peed in the milkshake mixer, which is the trashiest fast food establishment, Happy Birthday to Natalie, Paco's creepiness, Guess The News - the Buffalo shoote...

Brendan Sagalow and Joe Gorman join Chris from Brooklyn and Zac Amico and they discuss the mom of the 3 year old who was killed during an exorcism, Brendan's fake bully post, the death of a trans porn star Angelina Please, the woman who split her tongue - and how to split a tongue, Chet Hanks doing a joker impression, Congressman Madison Cawthorn driving with a stick and so much more! (Air Date: M...

Royce Lopez and Mersh Schiele of the Revenge of the Cis podcast join Zac Amico and Chris from Brooklyn and discuss spending the quarantine in Florida, the woman in love with a Ferris wheel, the loss of the beloved Sport...and Vicky White, the mother and son who have mind-blowing sex together, the passenger forced to land a plane when the pilot passed out, the group of Jewish people kicked off a fl...

Derek Drescher, Geo Perez and Chris from Brooklyn join Zac Amico and they discuss Luis taking Sport to the vet, the woman who realized the guy she slept with was actually the father of her kid, the girl who transitioned to a guy and is now transitioning back to a girl, an update on the inmate that escaped with the prison guard, the shows and movies that have accurate depictions of prison, creative...

Robbie Goodwin and LeMaire Lee join Zac Amico while Luis J. Gomez is on the road and they discuss Zac falling asleep in his Uber, needing loud sounds too sleep, women who use a diva cup, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial updates including her testimony about sexual assault with a liquor bottle, the man whose penis fell off and had to grow a new one on his arm, the autistic woman's body found fused...

Aaron Berg and Sidney Gantt join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis' morning fender bender, whether they are pro or anti abortion, finding out about and dealing with broken condoms, coat hanger abortions, Ray J speaking out about the Kim Kardashian sex tape, fan art submissions, Dave Chappelle getting attacked on stage and so much more! (Air Date: May 4th, 2022) Support our sponsors! YoD...

Tim Butterly and Mike Rainey join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Brendan Schaub's new special "Gringo Papi," a world premier of Crack Amico's newest single "L.A. Is Gay," Does It Live - the man who jumped off a building with his 3 pets, Sport Watch, the family at Disney World who was being tracked by an AirTag, Luis crying while reading the end of Harry Potter to Baby James, the hottest v...

Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder of The Bonfire are showcased on this Best Of Real Ass Podcast episode along with other favorites including Shane Gillis, Ryan Shaner, Tim Dillon and more! (Air Date: April 29th, 2022) Support our sponsors! YoKratom.com  - Check out Yo Kratom (the home of the $60 kilo) for all your kratom needs! Manscaped.com - Use promo code: RealAss to get 20% off plus free shipping...

Sean Patton and Keren Margolis join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss how often you should shower, the best New York movies, children's book authors, the Carolina Reaper challenge, Keren's favorite type of porn, the Queens prostitute using fentanyl to knock out her victims, and update on Sport and so much more! (Air Date: April 27th, 2022) Support our sponsors! YoDelta.com  - Use promo code:...

Ian Hunt and Cat Zini join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss why there should be a relationship purge day, liking social media pics from someone else's phone as a prank, Luis stealing The Thing Is topic ideas, Ian and Cat's ghost stories, Sport Watch, how to express a dog's anal glands, Bill Murray getting "handsy" on the set of a movie, submissions for CC Benson Capital, airlines that are u...

Monroe Martin and Bret Raybould join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss what they're snackin' on, Bret's new play and the role Luis was meant to play, kids creating weapons, new art contest submissions, Does It Live - monkey attacking a toddler, Mike Tyson punching a guy on a plane, updates on the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial and so much more! (Air Date: April 22nd, 2022) Support our sponsor...

LeMaire Lee and Andy Malafarina join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss The Batman, the best Batman actors, their actress crushes, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial updates, mask mandates on airplanes, the Syracuse cops who arrested a 10 year old, an update on Sport, the man awarded $450k after given an unwanted work birthday party and so much more! (Air Date: April 20th, 2022) Support our sp...

Ryan Shaner, Jamie Kilstein and Oscar Aydin join Luis J. Gomez and they discuss why Jamie fled Texas, Luis' history with Jamie in 60 seconds, Luis' history with Oscar in 60 seconds Non-Binary News With Natalie - 2 Inmates Impregnated with Trans Inmate, movies where guys dressed up as women, Kim Kardashian's new sex tape scare, the woke activists that accidentally accused a black man of blackface,...

Kerryn Feehan, Chloe LaBranche and Joe Gorman join Luis J. Gomez and discuss why fatter guys are funnier, the Brooklyn shooter, woman handling guns, the Brazilian plain clothes cop who shot a guy in the street, Skankfest tickets selling out, Non-Binary News With Natalie - NJ schools planning on teaching kids as young as 10 about puberty blockers and masturbation, the passengers on a JetBlue flight...

Derek Drescher and Geo Perez of the On The Gate podcast join Luis J. Gomez and guest cohost Mike Figs and they discuss why Luis is so emotional today, having to put down Sport soon, the first time Derek and Geo were locked up, Scam That, Jew - Hardcore Prison Edition, the death of Gilbert Gottfried, Hot For Teacher - the California biology teacher accused of molesting 7 students, the most messed u...

Shane Torres and Anthony Zenhauser join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss the OnlyFans model accused of killing her boyfriend, the guy who faceplanted after getting tased by the police, the latest fan artwork submission, explaining racism to Baby James, the surgeon who left scissors inside a man's stomach, Luis's obsession with magnetic slime, the guy whose matted pubic hair cut off cir...

Brendan Sagalow and Lili Michelle join Zac Amico and guest cohost Chris from Brooklyn and they discuss Uber drivers messing with customers, people posting late takes on the Chris Rock/Will Smith incident, the black Virginia teacher suing a white student for putting a banana by his classroom door, Mike Tyson's ear-shaped weed gummies, waking up during surgery, the guy who masturbated four times on...

Mike Cannon and Lev Fer join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss how old their ears are by seeing which frequencies they can hear, the Texas teacher who tortured her students by playing a dog whistle sound for 40 mins, hiring escorts in Las Vegas, the death of Sara Dahms, people who lose huge amounts of weight, the guy attacked by a man with a box cutter in the subway, Farah Abraham trying sta...

Mike Recine and Felicia Gillespie join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss how Luis was almost murdered before the show, times they felt like they were going to die, the Seattle Museum hosting a drag camp for children, Logan Paul at Wrestlemania, submissions for the art and smoking device contests, Luis creating his own investment firm, Machine Gun Kelly covering System Of A Down's Aerial...

Josh Adam Meyers and Doug Uram join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis' April Fools prank, Baby James' roles in 2 school plays, why Sebastian in The Little Mermaid is racist, Jim Carrey being accused of sexual assault against Alicia Silverstone, the woman who was awarded over $5 million after a doctor inseminated her with his own sperm, the guy who got necrosis of the penis after in...