Real Ass Podcast

Derek Gaines and Maddy Smith join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Non-Binary News With Natalie - the trans man who gave birth to and breast feeds his kid, What're You Snackin' On - Indian food edition, what "gamey" really means, M&M's getting rid of their spokescandies, Toight Or Noight - the fitness model who some think is too muscular and the "shovel face" the girl who had jaw surger...

Mike Cannon and Anthony Zenhauser join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis learning about point-guarding, loving the kill in video games, Luis going to see Phantom of the Opera with Baby James, the first black actress playing Christine in the play, the mean stages of little girls, Rape Dicks - Mike Tyson getting accused of rape again, the 5 year old with Prader-Willi syndrome, the Histori...

Joe Gorman and Doug Uram join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis' constipation, perc Luis on the road, this day in history - the creation of the frisbee in 1957, Tim Cook taking a 40% pay cut, serial killers who are gay, the gayest stuff they've ever done, weird experimentation they've done as children, Does It Live - cops shooting a disabled man, Non-Binary News With Natalie - the girl...

Aaron Berg joins Luis J. Gomez on the Offend Everyone Tour and they discuss What're You Snackin' On - Minneapolis edition and Offend Everyone Tour edition, Aaron and Luis' favorite restaurants on the road, their Minneapolis experience and things to do at the Mall of America, the struggles of being a fat guy vs being a short guy, when women wear smelly makeup, Egyptians trying to ban the word "mumm...

Danny Polishchuk and Katie Boyle join Luis J Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis surviving his knee surgery, what fentanyl would feel like, What're You Snackin' On - sex food edition, Luis getting burned by snackin' bacon, incorporating food into sex, Katie getting into porn, the Louisiana high school secretary forced to retire after texting the n-word to a coworker, times they've accidentally se...

Mike Figs, Lev Ver and Chris from Brooklyn join Zac Amico and they discuss the statue for Martin Luther King Jr and Coretta Scott King, weird facts about MLK Jr and his family, people who choose their pizza slice and what you can learn about someone through how they eat pizza, the woman with a rare disorder that lead to her M sized boobs, Toight or Noight - the 73 year old woman who people think d...

Ryan Long and Ryan Shaner join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Zac's fan art and how he resembles My Pet Monster, Shark Tank vs Dragon's Den, Luis' manipulation and pick up tactics, Emily Ratajkowski dating Eric Andre, the viral video meat moving, a real chicken running around with it's head cut off, the woman whose implants exploded out of her body, their favorite childhood toys and how d...

Mike Rainey and Jon DelCollo join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis' high insurance rate, getting to know the most interesting things about Jon, Jon's pretty eyes and beat-upable face, What're You Snackin' On - Jon DelCollo edition, All US flights getting grounded, the gallery owner hosing down a homeless person, the Tennessee cops fired for sexual activity, whether they could ever be c...

Colum Tyrrell and Dave Caggiano join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Dave's experience working for Colum, Miss Ireland vs Miss Jamaica, Dave and Luis arm wrestling to see who's stronger, the Louisiana porn law that requires ID for proof of age to access content, the college gymnast harassed by male fans, Ron Jeremy not fit to stand trial after being diagnosed with dementia, the 6 year old...

LeMaire Lee and Andy Malafarina join Zac Amico and they discuss doing dry January and how to be sober, LeMaire hanging out with Kid Rock in Nashville, how Zac realized some stores in his neighborhood are fronts, wrestler injuries, the NFL dementia payouts and how they turned out to be racist, the Alien Ant Farm singer charged with battery after taking a fans hand and placing hit on his penis, Rape...

Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico present the 6th (kinda) annual Assie Awards! They review the nominees and choose the winners for: dog attack, death, toightest, snack, guest, cohost, scam, dad, episode and real ass dude of the year all presented by special guests! (Air Date: January 4th, 2022) Support our sponsors! YoDelta.com  - Use promo code: GaS to get 25% off! ZippixToothpicks.com  - Click here an...

Mickey Gall and Gerard Michaels joins Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the pitbull attack at a Missouri school, learning what a number 2 pencil really means, the weirdest crimes committed in 2022, Toight or Noight - the girl with one eye, the Ugandan man with 12 wives, the cranky sports reporter forced to do the weather report, the fastest ways to make money, Luis and Gerard vs Mickey and Z...

Kerryn Feehan and Scott Chaplain join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the new upcoming new show - GaS Digital Spit Roast, the student caught cheating using AI software, the American Dream Mall traffic jam, being on a date with an alcoholic, the good things that Hitler did, Toight or Noight - the TikTok challenge where girls dress up their moms in their clothes, the DailyMail's article abou...

Brendan Sagalow and Hannah Roeschlein join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss pop anxiety toys, Luis mansplaining how to be on the show to Hannah, the meaning of the @ symbol, What're You Snackin' On - Christmas Edition, Hannah growing up in Indiana without any diversity, Hannah's OnlyFans, eating candy canes out of season, loving diet Coke and whether they can tell the difference between die...

Mike Cannon and Sidney Gantt join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss wrapping presents for Christmas, Amsterdam's efforts to get rid of "nuisance tourism" by closing sex workers' windows, the legality of mushrooms and whether it's good or bad, Sidney trying to have a bad trip, the girl with long crooked toes who fixed them with surgery, the teen who was accidentally impaled by a javelin, the...

Ian Fidance and Patrick Schroeder join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis' knee MRI results and his upcoming surgery, reactions to anesthesia, Micro Wrestling, the Chris D'Elia documentary "The Chris D'Elia Problem," Does It Live - tractor trailer sliding on ice in Maine, the Dear Abby where a mom's sister asks her to not breastfeed in front of her boyfriend and so much more! (Air Date:...

Brendan Sagalow and Doug Uram join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the premier of the new Crack Amico song "Fuck Santa," Luis getting stream sniped on Warzone, Luis taking Baby James to see the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, guido relationship advice from Doug, Baby James going to see Santa, the NY Times Hanukkah crossword puzzle in the same of a swastika, the White Lotus noise, Toight or Noi...

Chloe LaBranche and Bret Raybould join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss what Chloe is looking for in a man, whether Jesus was hot or not, how big Bret's penis is, Bret's living situation - free rent but not heat or hot water and whether it's worth it, different ways they disconnect from reality including Chloe's Ketamine therapy, Luis' nightmare experience on acid, Zac's suggestion for...

Jim Florentine and Robbie Goodwin join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss why Luis was late but not in a bad mood, the Las Vegas sex worker who stole a Rolex and hid it in her vagina, the 2022 top Porn Hub searches, the Australian influencer whose Tinder profile went viral, dating someone with an OnlyFans, Cambridge dictionary changing the definiton of man and woman, the guy who found out he...

Royce Lopez and Mersh Schiele of the Revenge of the Cis podcast join Luis J. Gomez and Mike Figs and discuss Dan Schneider and a do a deep dive into his accusations and creepyness, the actresses caught in the Fappening that they didn't realize were hot before, Luis getting into feet, the right way to decorate a Christmas tree, Luis responding to Jason Ellis' tweets about the Ellismania fight, the...

Sean Donnelly and Chris Scopo join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss what their superhero names would be, gay superheroes, the XBox audio database, the Casey Anthony documentary, the TGIF programming line-up, how white women age, the Dangerous Breed documetary about Teddy Hart, Toight or Noight - the girl with one giant leg, Harrington copying Luis' style, Liver King admitting to steroid use...

Tim Butterly and Ryan Shaner join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the situation between Ryan Shaner and Brian Six, the celebrity deaths of Kirstie Alley and Mills Lane and which one they'd choose to bring back, the Staten Island guy charged with a hate crime for shooting a BB gun at a hasidic jewish father and son, RAP pets - the weird looking dogs Picasso and Newt, the closing of Caroline...

Chrissie Mayr and Dave Temple join Zac Amico and they discuss Kanye West's swastika Twitter post and its connection to a UFO cult, being too old for TikTok, Michael Jackson's real love of children and whether the accusations were a conspiracy, celebrities abused as kids acting out as adults, Disney getting rid of Splash Mountain, the Pittsburg toilet, their teenage jobs, the Amazon delivery driver...

Colum Tyrrell and Brian Six join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss opening presents from fans, on update on Luis' puppy shopping, Kanye West on the Tim Pool podcast, the misheard word on Toy Story 3, the law suit against Kraft Velveeta over prep time of their mac and cheese, Does It Live - Russian base jump gone wrong, the viral wide neck mugshot guy arrested again, a new review of Mugshawty...

Maddy Smith and Boris Khaykin join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Zac playing Vampire Survivors, being up against the 40 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's Thriller, Boris defending the Michael Jackson allegations, Luis' thoughts on cutters and his hate of paper cuts, What're You Snackin' On - Burger Toppings Edition, Luis replacing Baby James' Elf on a Shelf, helping his son with his...