Re-Enacted Podcast

While procrastinating talking about from another woo-peddling two-part Unsolved Mysteries segment, Robbie & Crystal attempt to turn this into a film podcast. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 19: "Healing Touch", "Not Suicidal", "Shigemoto's Bodyguard" and "Fatal Obsession". The password is Fidelio.  help us keep the train on its track www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Robbie & Crystal rank holiday cookies & somehow this still isn't a food podcast. Unsolved Mysteries season 6 episode 18: "Mother's Instinct", "Temple President Murder", "Swoops & Squats" and "Grady's Bible". The episode that is chock full of hometown segments!   help us light the menorah: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod 

Sometimes a plane guy is just a plane guy. Season 6, episode 17 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Incredible Journeys", "Interceptors", "Shroud of Turin: Update" and "Whistle Blown". They're all good boys, Robbie.  put some new flava in our ears: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Robbie & Crystal reinforce their disbelief in saintly sites. RIP Dick Hansen. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 16: "Lourdes", "Drug Playboy", "Sunnyvale Stalker" and "Tornado Baby". What would it take for you to call the Unsolved Mysteries call center? put some coins in the coffer: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Crystal & Robbie discuss an ASMR video for Halloween this year. Back to our regularly scheduled programming next time! buy us a beer: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

CW: creepy crawlies intro. Crystal's house faces a mysterious invasion, and both hosts will do anything they can do avoid actually discussing an episode of Unsolved Mysteries (what's new?) Season 6 Episode 15 of UM: 'Resurrection Mary', 'Little Girl Lost', 'Victor Gerena' and 'Viet Pilot's Daughter'. Crystal gets too many emails.  Help us pay the royalties for the Pearl Jam drop: www.patreon....

Robbie & Crystal weigh in on the platonic ideal of a hamburger. Unsolved Mysteries Season 6, Episode 14: "Mystery Mummy", "Mississippi Hangings", "Baby Girl X" and "Jeanne Boylan". **We must rescind all promotions of a certain fast food taco chain after both hosts experienced extreme intestinal distress following the recoding of this episode.   help us improve the audio: www.patreon.com/r...

Crystal has returned from abroad & Robbie has reached a food milestone. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 13: "Missing Angel", "Mystery Man", "Missing Teacher" and "Meredith's Mom".  help keep us indoors: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Crystal & Robbie start by telescoping back and forth through time & parallel dimensions. Then, they eventually discuss season 6 episode 12 of Unsolved Mysteries: 'Armando Garcia', 'Suddenly Siblings', 'A Couple of Good Men' and 'Canadian Camper'.  Become a RUMPer today & get exclusive content & sometimes lil prezzies: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Robbie and Crystal talk about cellphones and spellcheck as if they have never encountered them before. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 12: 'Murder 101', 'Who Saved My Life?', 'Payback Killer', and 'Death and Disappearance'. Pay your RUMP semester fees at www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Robbie discusses an important transaction/milestone in his life; Crystal airs a marital/plastic grievance. Unsolved Mysteries season 6, episode 11: 'Elks Club Murder', 'Where's Jo?' and 'Smoker Car Baby'. keep us in parity www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Have you ever met someone so unappealing that you would literally rather stay in jail than break out with them? Yeah, so did the guys in this episode of Unsolved Mysteries. Also: we neg the Mona Lisa. UM season 6, episode 9: 'Bomb Throwing Fugitive', 'Mona Lisa', 'Is Doreen Dead' and 'Gone Fishing'. help us out with some bail funds www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Dude, he probably kidnapped himself. Here's another episode of Dateline, uh, we mean Unsolved Mysteries Season 6, Episode 8: "Kidnapped Executive", "Hansen Twin Murder" and "NATO Soldier's Dad". Plus: important snack time reporting from the land of Oz. Kick us a few Del Tacos www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Robbie & Crystal subvert expectations on who's the Mulder and who's the Scully on this one. Season 6, episode 7 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Fatima", "If the Truth be Know" & "Missing Cheek". Cover art for this week's episode by Helen Heard, RUMPer extraordinaire. Help us fill the coffers: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

The episode that wonders how far would two young people go to hide their shame from their spouses about being overtly amorous? The answer may spook you! Season 6, episode 6 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Lake Wales Haunting", "Bomb Shelter Friends", "Murder in Agawam" and "Down to the Wire". help us fund the exorcism fees www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Fall in love with Yiddish Robin Hood. Season 6 episode 5: 'Robinhood Rabbi', 'Missing In Laws', 'To Madame with Love ' and 'Deadly Dumpster'. Come on fill the coffers www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Hidden rivers in the Nevada desert? Baby-snatching monkeys in California? They really be asking: what if and how about that? Unsolved Mysteries Season 6, episode 4: "Zel's Odyssey", "Wally's Hidden River" and "Looking for Christopher". Help us pay the water drilling permit fees: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Did you grow up wondering whether you could be descended from the last dynasty to rule Russia only to find out after years of cat hoarding & court fights that DNA testing proves you are a nobody? Yeah, us neither. Unsolved Mysteries Season 6, episode 3: "Anastasia parts 1-3", "Jail Family" and "Killer Boyfriend". help us buy some candy for Christmas www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

We put a Patron-only episode here on the main feed this week! This is the kind of unfettered bullshit you can expect to get exclusive access to when you subscribe to our $5 'RUMP Lover' Patreon tier. In this we talk about what may be lurking underneath the streets of Los Angeles. Because we love you. www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Robbie espouses problematic opinions including that all Aussies look alike. Unsolved Mysteries Season 6 Episode 2: 'Mystery Robber', 'Australian UFO', ' Lost at Sea' and 'Danny and his Dad'. Help us keep this engine running www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Hey hey RUMPerinos we are back with an all new episode & all new season of Unsolved Mysteries! Season 6, episode 1 of UM: "Reincarnated Submariner", "Chicago Hit Run" and "Tornado Disappearance". help us keep gas in the tank www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Ohhhh baby it's been a wild ride, hasn't it? This week RUMP takes a look back at our choicest segments with a big, fat clip show. We even included a segment from our (previously released and then immediately retracted) lost pilot episode. Thanks to all of you who stuck it out listening to this garbage for this long! Help us get to 150: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Hold on to your butts, this is episode 100 of Re-Enacted. We should probably have stopped awhile ago. Unsolved Mysteries season 5 episode 24: "Miram's Memory", "Ghost Blimp", "Fugitive Fireman" and "Russian Roulette". This is a king sized episode of UM to close out the season! Bonus: Crystal shares some Hollywood insider gossip. Buy us another round: www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Season 5, episode 23 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Gander", "Peggie's Brother" and "Cult of de Cloud". Because sometimes terrible things happen in this world for no reason, like this podcast. Help us get to #100 www.patreon.com/reenactedpod

Season 5, episode 22 of Unsolved Mysteries: "Image of Guadalupe", "Stahl's Paintings", "Biker in the Bed", and "Donut Murder". Also, Crystal and Robert discuss the differences between an SP and an SCP.