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Ray Foley

Comedy EN ↓ 515 episodes

Laugh along to the songs, sing along to the jokes. If a man talking out loud is your thing, then you've hit the jackpot. Come and be our friend - we'll bribe you daily with prizes and a tune or two.

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Today FM

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Comedy

Podcast website

www.todayfm.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Tell Me I'm Wrong: Dumping Someone Over Bad Grammar 16.07.2025

TMIW saw Jess Kelly jumping into the hot seat, with a banger of a dilemma. Would you dump someone over bad grammar? Someone who says seen and not saw?

For World Nude Day You Shared Your Very Best (Or Worst!) Accidental Nudey Stories 15.07.2025

Turns out accidental nudity is a lot more common than we thought!

Did Anyone Else Have A 'Video Man' Call To Their Door Back In The Day? 14.07.2025

Does anyone remember the 'Video Van Man' calling around back in the day? Friend of the show Annette Freeman jogged our collective memories with this one!

Please Enjoy This Awkward Story About JP Getting A Massage As Much As We Did 08.07.2025

It can be a minefield when it comes to navigating a massage. Do you fully strip down? How does eye contact work? JP had a massage recently and it's left us even more confused about the whole process!

Times Are Tough: Let's Celebrate The Little Wins 07.07.2025

Sometimes you just have to lean into the little wins. JP got paid in beer for helping strangers with a mattress, Rachael removed an in-grown toe-nail and all credit goes to the organised hero who 'airs' their suitcases after unpacking!

Spotted: Dua Lipa's Dad Didn't Go Unnoticed When He Dined In Dublin 07.07.2025

Well hello Mr Lipa! Chef Caroline was working in Hawksmoor in Dublin when Dua Lipa's hot dad walked in. Ray had to ring her to find out all the tea.

Chopping Up Chickens And Changing Bedsheets: Summer Job Memories Are Flooding Back! 24.06.2025

Nowadays, insurance costs mean teens are struggling to get summer jobs but back in day it was the Wild West. Friend of the show Annette Freeman joins us in studio with memories of chopping up chickens, picking strawberries and changing bedsheets in Mosney!

Your Getting Lost Confessions: Turns Out We're Brutal With Directions 24.06.2025

Getting Lost. The Louth football team got lost at the weekend and ended up in Sligo instead of Ballybofey. We're all directionally challenged it seems.

Tell Me I'm Wrong: My Daughter Is A Wannabe Influencer And It's Ruining Everything We Do Together 21.06.2025

Listener Email Hey guys, we’ve a wannabe influencer in the family. My 22 year old daughter is joined at the hip with her phone. We can’t go anywhere without her taking videos and selfies.  For example, if we go out to dinner, she’ll spend most of the time noisily editing posts on her phone, getting background music and captions and graphics, instead of actually being present at dinner and enj...

What's It Like To Sell A Winning Lotto Ticket Worth €250 MILLION?! 20.06.2025

What's it like to sell a lotto ticket worth 250 million? Ray and JP spoke to Simon Champ from Clifford's Centra in Cork who has been making headlines this week after they sold the lifechanging ticket.

Let's Play "Guess The Today FM Voice" 20.06.2025

Turns out if your name isn't Pat Balfe or Charlie - Ray doesn't know you. For a man who works in audio - this didn't go his way, but Ray gets an A for effort anyway!

Tell Me I'm Wrong: My Boyfriend Won't Let Me Meet His Friends, Now I Can't See This Working 18.06.2025

Listener email: My boyfriend doesn’t invite me to hang out with his guy friends when they go out. These are the fellas he’s known since his schooldays. He says his mates’ wives don’t come along either, but we’re not married and their wives have already met all the lads many times before at weddings and other social get togethers when they were younger.  I’m missing out on a big part of who he...

It's Time To Name And Shame The Cars With The Rudest Drivers 17.06.2025

A rude driver cut Ray off. He was not fine about it! But can the listeners guess which brand of car they were driving? Yes, yes they bloody well can.

Why, Oh WHY, Does Work Tea Taste Like Muck? 13.06.2025

We ask the big questions on The Ray Foley Show and we've stumbled onto one of the biggest we can remember from recent times. If you're being really honest with yourself you know it's true, a cuppa in work just doesn't slap. Plus Annette dropped in and clarified how much she'll be giving us if she wins the Euromillions.

Did Someone Say New Baby Borrowing App? But What Do We Call It? 13.06.2025

Our new baby borrowing app is still in the beta phase. What should we call it? Ciara King chips in.

A Message JP Spotted On A Kids Wish Wall Breaks Our Hearts 13.06.2025

We're sorry to do this to you we really are, but JP was walking past a school in Harold's Cross in Dublin when something caught his eye. Big sheets of canvas were hung up along the wall and each one contained loads of wishes written by local kids. There were funny ones, silly ones and then there were a few that would just break your heart.

The Words People Mispronounce That Drive You Mad 10.06.2025

Ray called out Dara Quilty for mispronouncing a word in a video over the weekend (poor Dara!) Then your voice-notes rolled in and there were some GREAT ones in there.

Bad Accent Alert! 05.06.2025

We've all been that embarrassing person trying to speak the local language in other countries! Ray and JP are no exception!

What Actually Is 5G? 04.06.2025

What does 5G do and is it any different from 4g and 3g? Jess Kelly is in the studio with all the answers. But first she has to answer JP's VIP quiz!

What Bird Is That? 03.06.2025

A mystery bird sound recorded in Ray's neighbourhood sparked some sleuthing across the nation! And who knew JP was half woodpecker?!

LEGO at a Flower Show? 30.05.2025

How to get the kids and the husbands to a gardening show... LEGO! Ray spoke to Gary Kirwan who's built a Lego garden at this weekend's Bloom Festival

Name Your Animal After An Irish Celeb! 27.05.2025

What animal would Ray be? And if you were going to name a badger, is Pat Kenny or Ian Dempsey a better name?

An Incredible Weekend Win For Áine! 27.05.2025

What an amazing weekend win! Lovely call with listener Áine who was diagnosed with cancer this week 15 years ago and today she's just driving back from her own exhibition at the RHA in Dublin.

Is The Mission Impossible Movie Franchise Better Than Bond? 23.05.2025

"I love something that's absolutely atrocious" Ray and JP weigh in on what to watch on your screen.

Jess Kelly Has All The Autonomous Car Facts 21.05.2025

"I'll join up my hole with the sea" Jess Kelly is here to talk all about holes, power outages and self-driving cars.

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