Rating Descending

Kicking TVs, loving Joe Dirt, and validating Mel. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s casting, combat, and campiness

Mindpussies, scream burping, and long The Runaways tangents. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this action movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading couple, soundtrack, and unknown director

Birds, vampires, and America; the holy trinity for Tommy Wiseau. This week Abigail, Michelle, and Gaden finish their ode to this spectacular film. They take a long look into the film’s production history, abundant trivia, and biased IMDb reviews

Play-dough backs, Korean jackets, and trying cinema. This week Abigail, Michelle, and Gaden watched this Wiseau masterpiece and you should too. They take a long dive into the film’s famous lines, worst performers, and unresolved plot mysteries

K dramas, Smallville returners, and bra pad weaponry. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Esther Fwati watched this Carpenter remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the flat cast, good atmosphere, and inexplicable danger

Bees, bears, and Assigned Marple at Birth. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Wicker Man remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the classic memes, unexpected comedy, and chaotic leading man Nic Cage

Croc mind palaces, taking off, and fuckin’ Lincoln. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another “[X] Movie”. They take a quick dive into the films cast members, different skits, and the stand out jokes

Endless popcorn, small bobbies, and the milk of my business. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Street Fighter adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films convoluted plot, lead actress, and source material

Levelling up, lotsa tits, and Hasselhoff cameos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, disturbing gore, and female objectification

Levelling up to HF, spiritually dying, and talking Robin Hobb. This week Abigail and Michelle watched ANOTHER of these so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, sparse jokes, and absolute lack of trivia

Tap dancing, The "Synchroniser", and $80 bottles of coke. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Exorcist sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the infamous reputation, confusing plot, and the scariest thing of all; Deception

Golfing Bonanza, Tom Cruise’s body double, and COD not being real. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Caddyshack sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films cast highlights, ethical improvements, and production issues

New Angeles, stolen burp valour, and spotty mimes with alien fingers. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the arcade game, Alyssa Milano, and why Billy Is white

Robot bees, antidepressant polls, and forgotten hot air balloons. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this 90s adaptation film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original series, lack of charm, and confusing plot

Hemorrhoid songs, disc debates, and dating Cory Booker. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Eddie Murphy film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the troubled leading man, non-comedic tones, and under-utilised premise

Baldur’s Gate 3 debriefs, Turks of Kyrgyzstan,  and The Raging Boll. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Uwe Boll film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films aggressive director, source material, and stacked cast

Cat nuns, bear suits, and hating The Godfather. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this fake move so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, better jokes, and animal CGI

Never Have I Ever, cat-maxed, and being antifunny. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Mike Myers film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, penis jokes, and cameo appearances

Reverse shockers, playing god, Abby’s Sad Stories™️. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Disney film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the fantastic cast, different species of dogs, and some wholesome moments

Always yelling, greasy cockneys, and stone cold jokes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Sherlock adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film's flaccid punchlines, sloppy editing, and wasting John C. Reilly

Laughter, friendship, and no body horror. This week Michelle and Abigail don’t watch the Human Centipede sequel, and instead play some Rating Descending trivia with special guest and quizmaster Gaden Sousa. They had a great time and hugged and stuff :)

L.A. Depression, rotating ghouls, and soft porn script. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this erotic drama so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, gross director, and slow plot

Inclusive chicks, soy boys, and Icelandic computer nerds. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Sly film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, burly cast, and hammy dialogue

Feminism 101, cube bombs, and flying monkeys (drones). This week Abigail and Michelle watched this low budget sci-fi so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films production choices, amateur performances, and confusing plot

Worldle wonders, evil behaviour, and telli for days. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Speed sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original movie, the lovely Sandy B, and the ironic snail-like pace