Rated RPG Podcast

We rejoin The Battle For Merchant Harbor, already in progress. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

"I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But as much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking." - Carl Sagan "Welcome to the great after, Bunny."  - Orlando DePayne Support Rate...

"The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies." -Napoleon Bonaparte "So little of what could happen does happen." -Salvador Dali Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

The gang is back together again. Thanks to Necromancy! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

After the events of episode 38, we could all use a bit of a breather. Maybe enjoy a slice of homemade pie and learn a bit from the folks on Kyle's farm. After that, who knows. Perhaps everything will be calm and peaceful. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

Wendell, S'Silbeth, and Clubhead finally catch their breath after an exciting fight and they check out the latest issue of the Merchant Harbor Gazette to start this episode. Then, we finally learn what Bunny DePayne been up to since the end of Episode 33! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

We will soon find out what Bunny DePayne has been up to - but before we do, we've got a stellar match in store for you! Our challengers, hailing from the mainland, Wendell the Wombat, S'Silbeth the Sorceress, and Clubhead will be fighting in a 3-on-1, no-holds-barred, dirt pit match to the death! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

While Bunny DePayne is attending to other matters in Merchant Harbor, the rest of the Woop Woop Troop has had an exciting journey to Kyle's farm. Is it a trap!? Will they drink the wine!? Will they have pie!? Answers (and more questions) abound!  Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

While Bunny is attending business at the wrestling gym, S'Silbeth, Clubhead, and Wendell get a surprising invitation from the man they kidnapped. But nothing is more surprising than what happens to them on the way to DINNER WITH KYLE!!! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

The Woop Woop Troop is emboldened by a successful heist at The Archives before Bunny gets called back to the wrestling gym for an emergency. While he's away, S'Silbeth, Clubhead, and Wendell meet a couple of new NPCs in the best/worst ways possible. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

The Woop Woop Troop has become quite well known for their often heroic exploits around Merchant Harbor. But as they seek to solve the mysteries of Krow Island, they're learning that not everyone is telling the whole truth. To get to the bottom of things, they may need to play a little loose with the law. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

After making a gristly discovery in the Moistlands, the Woop Woop Troop (freshly deputized), launches an investigation!  Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

The party has just finished battling a couple of ogres when a hoard of rot grubs comes looking for food. With the party standing between the ravenous maggots and the people of Merchant Harbor, we're going to see if they're made of hero stuff. Plus, the party COMES UP WITH A NAME FOR THEMSELVES! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

Plots are thickening in the Valley of Green Gold. The biggest, baddest dragonborn you've ever seen would like revenge on Bunny and Clubhead, Wendell is doomed to an early demise, and S'Silbeth is a powder keg of wild magic sparking emotions. To top it all off, Alahn Cultaan is making moves! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

Wendell learned a lot in his chat with Madame Schmoopie. But, when he tells the party about the potential to be resurrected, they're not all as enthusiastic about it as he is. The mysteries of Krow Island and the people who live here are only getting deeper and deeper.  Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

On their quest to help Wendell the Wombat investigate the mysterious ticking sound, the party realizes that Krow Island still has many surprises in store for them. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

The party makes their final decision about whether or not to "beat up" Don Goose, before heading off to see Skal (The Beer Brewin' Barbarian). With some time to kill, they get up to mischiefs! Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

The party is in a race against high tide to find and rescue S'Silbeth! If they succeed in doing so, they'll need to fill her in on a few things she's missed. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

We finally learn where S'Silbeth ended up. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

The party gets to test their mettle against a familiar (and resilient) foe, and they realize something ain't quite right with the town bard's new girlfriend. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

Breaking and entering is no way to make friends, as Wendell is about to learn. The mysterious Madame Schmoopie puts an interesting chain of events in motion.  Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

With S'Silbeth off doing something for the Oakcrests, the rest of the party takes some time to pursue their own ambitions in Merchant Harbor. For Wendell the Wombat, an obsession leads to criminal behavior. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

Another earthquake shakes the ground on Krow Island and the party takes stock of damages. Bunny makes moves to get customers for his wrestling gym, but his debut match might be more than he (and Wendell) can handle. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

Reveling in the afterglow of a job well done, the party splits up to cover some ground and get things done! Each party member heads in their own directions, but not all of them find what they're looking for. Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG

In this episode, our heroes get into a vicious scrap against some nasty skeletons! Plus, we do a short Q&A and share some of our favorite TTRPG moments. If you'd like to see the cool in-game prop that the party finds, you can check it out here: The Mysterious Amulet Support Rated RPG through Patreon! Patreon.com/RatedRPG