Rated R Safety Show

Rated R Safety Show with Jay Allen

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Finally, a safety show with the balls to call it exactly as it is. Rated R Safety Show is an unfiltered, no-holds-barred look at what it actually takes to lead safety culture in the modern industrial world. Hosted by Jay Allen, Ph. D., this show is strictly intended for mature audiences who are tired of corporate PR and boring compliance checklists. We tear down the wall on what really happens on the front lines of EHS (Environmental Health and Safety), Human and Organizational Performance (HOP), risk management, and workplace safety leadership. No filters, no sanitized corporate-speak—just ra...

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EP 1338: The "Shiny New Object" Syndrome, Tim Cook Exits Apple, & Sky Penises 22.04.2026 1:00:15

Welcome to Wednesday, April 22, 2026! It’s Whip 'Em Out Wednesday, and we are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. Today, we're taking a breath, slowing down the tempo, and trying to enjoy the ride through the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & Corporate Tech: At the 11th hour, President Trump extended the ceasefire with Iran to allow...

EP 1337: High School with Hardhats, Apple's Leadership Swap, & The Prom Wienermobile 21.04.2026 1:00:00

Welcome to Tuesday, April 21, 2026—the day that is basically Monday wearing a fake mustache. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & Corporate Shifts: The geopolitical landscape is reeling as Iran has abruptly reversed course, closing the Strait o...

EP 1336: The Toxic Rainmaker, 1 Million Bees, & The Voice-Activated Car Toilet 20.04.2026 1:00:00

Welcome to Monday, April 20, 2026! Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & The Escalating Blockade: The fragile ceasefire is officially shattered. Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz once again after a U.S. Navy...

EP 1335: Freeform Friday – Pentagon Pulp Fiction, Insider Trading, & Ticketmaster's Defeat 17.04.2026 1:00:00

Welcome to Freeform Friday, April 17, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, to wrap up the week and catch up on everything we missed across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & D.C. Drama: A 10-day ceasefire has officially started between Israel and Lebanon, and President Trump claims the leaders of both nations could vi...

EP 1334: The "No Eye-Rolling" Mandate, AI Robot Dogs, & Wegovy Black Tongue 16.04.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Thursday, April 16, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. Happy "National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day" and congratulations on surviving Tax Day. Here is what is making headlines across the multiverse today: Geopolitics & Defense: The U.S. naval blockade of the Strait of Hormuz is officially active, intercepting traffic to and from Iranian p...

P 1333: Paywall AI Jesus, White House McDelivery, & The "Overnight" Safety Consultant 14.04.2026 1:00:02

Welcome to Tuesday, April 14, 2026, broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. We are bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & The Iran Blockade: The U.S. military has officially begun its naval blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, targeting vessels entering and exiting Iranian ports. Just hours afte...

EP 1332: Managerial Brio, The Iran Blockade, & A $10 Judge Forgery 13.04.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Monday, April 13, 2026, broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida. We are bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & World Leaders: The U.S. blockade of vessels leaving and entering Iranian ports is officially active after peace talks in Pakistan failed to produce a ceasefire agreement. A...

EP 1331: Freeform Friday – The Ceasefire Cracks, Melania Speaks, & The 96 Banana Bandits 10.04.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Freeform Friday, April 10, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, to wrap up the week and catch up on everything we missed in the multiverse. Here is what we are tracking today: Geopolitics & The Fragile Ceasefire: The conditional two-week ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran is already under massive strain. Iran is accusing Israel of violating...

EP 1330: The McDonald's Pivot, No Plan B for Artemis, & Sheep Botflies 09.04.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Thursday, April 9, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & The Iran Ceasefire: The 2-week ceasefire is already cracking as Iran claims Israeli strikes on Lebanon are a grave violation of the agreement. President Trump has warned of a...

EP 1329: The Florida "CUM" License Plate, C-Suite Egos, & The Iran Ceasefire 08.04.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Whip Them Out Wednesday, April 8, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, and we are kicking things off with visual proof of absolute government incompetence. Yes, the cover art for today's episode is 100% real. The State of Florida actually printed and mailed a brand-new license plate to a friend of the show that proudly reads "74V CUM" right over...

EP 1328: The Corporate Pipe Bomb, Artemis 2 Breaks Records, & Trump's Iran Ultimatum 07.04.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Tuesday, April 7, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the raw, unfiltered truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & The Iran War: The clock is ticking on President Trump's ultimatum to Iran: reopen the Strait of Hormuz by 8 p.m. Eastern tonight or face complete demolition of Iranian infr...

EP 1327: The Blueprint of the Obvious, F-15 Rescues in Iran, & Pug vs. Raccoon 06.04.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Monday, April 6, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitics & The Iran War: President Trump has issued a fiery ultimatum to Iran, threatening to destroy power plants and bridges if the Strait of Hormuz is not reopened by Tuesday at 8 p.m....

EP 1326: Freeform Friday – Alien Breeding Programs, Artemis 2 Toilet Troubles, & The Uranium Heist 03.04.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Freeform Friday, April 3, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, to play catch-up on all the chaotic news from across the multiverse. The host is back from the Conklin Workshop in Santa Fe and ready to empty the clip on all the headlines we missed this week. Here is what we are tracking today: Geopolitics & The Iran Conflict: President Trump h...

EP 1325: The Anomaly in the Machine, Tiger's DUI, & Five Guys Hazard Pay 30.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Monday, March 30, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Geopolitical Chess & War: President Trump has paused strikes against Iranian energy plants for 10 days, claiming Tehran "asked very nicely" for more time. Meanwhile, Pakistan is hosting dipl...

EP 1324: Freeform Friday – Cocaine Sharks, LaGuardia's System Failure, & Nuclear Hardliners 27.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Freeform Friday, March 27, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, to play catch-up on all the chaotic news from across the multiverse that we didn't get to earlier this week. Since it's Friday, we are skipping the main story to bring you the massive stack of headlines you need to know. Here is what we are tracking today: Aviation Tragedy & TSA...

EP 1323: Controversy Creates Cash, TSA Shutdown Chaos, & Vape-Smoking Squirrels 26.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Thursday, March 26, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Aviation & TSA Meltdown: Air travel in the U.S. is teetering on the edge of a complete breakdown. Over 480 TSA officers have quit or called out due to the ongoing DHS shutdown, pushing ave...

EP 1322: The Cognitive Operating System, LaGuardia NTSB Update, & Missile Toting in Tampa 25.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Whip 'em out Wednesday, March 25, 2026! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, cutting through the noise and bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: LaGuardia Crash Update: Following the deadly Air Canada crash at LaGuardia Airport, the NTSB has revealed that an air traffic controller was doing t...

EP 1321: The Black Iron Prison, The LaGuardia Crash, & The Texas Meteor Strike 24.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Tuesday, March 24, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Aviation Tragedy: Chaos at LaGuardia Airport after an Air Canada jet slammed into a firetruck on the runway late Sunday night. Both pilots were killed, and 41 passengers and crew were injured....

EP 1320: The Horrifying Plan, ICE at the Airport, & The Rollercoaster Brain Bleed 23.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Monday, March 23, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Middle East Escalation: President Trump issued a 48-hour ultimatum to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or face strikes on its power plants. In response, Iran threatened to hit energy installa...

EP 1319: Freeform Friday - Charlie Kirk Conspiracies, The F-35 Hit, & Energy Drink Rats 20.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Freeform Friday, March 20, 2026—happy first day of Spring! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, ready to catch up on all the chaotic news from across the multiverse that we didn't get to earlier this week. Since it's Friday, there is no main story today; instead, we are diving headfirst into the madness. Here is what we are tracking today: Military St...

EP 1318: The Paper Kevlar, AI War Crimes, & The Jones Act Waiver 19.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Thursday, March 19, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Middle East Escalation & Energy Crisis: Missile strikes reportedly hit energy sites in Qatar and Saudi Arabia, causing Brent Crude to jump 5% past $109 a barrel. In response to spiking fue...

EP 1317: Feed the Machine, The Pluto Executive Order, & The Highway Syrup Spill 18.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Whip 'em out Wednesday, March 18, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, bringing you the truth from across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: Middle East Escalation: The U.S. military dropped 5,000-pound bombs on underground Iranian missile sites near the Strait of Hormuz. National gas prices have surged 27%, with diesel blow...

EP 1316: Orthogonal Time, Deepfake Lawsuits, & The Burger King Coup 17.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Tuesday, March 17, 2026—Happy St. Patrick's Day! We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, cutting through the corporate nonsense to bring you the unvarnished truth across the multiverse. Here is what is making headlines today: The Global Squeeze: A drone strike near Dubai's international airport hit a fuel tank, sparking a large fire and briefly halting o...

EP 1315: The Invisible Shockwave, Free BMWs, & The Strait of Chaos 16.03.2026 1:05:00

Welcome to Monday, March 16, 2026—Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, cutting through the corporate nonsense to bring you the truth across the multiverse. Just a quick heads-up: it is Spring Break down here in Florida, and the kids are currently controlling the schedule, so the host's presence might be a little unpredictable this week....

EP 1314: Freeform Friday - Aerial Disasters, The Smuggled Sinkers, & R-Cup Reality 13.03.2026 1:05:01

Welcome to Freeform Friday, March 13, 2026. We are broadcasting live from the Safety FM studios in Orlando, Florida, ready to unpack all the strange, serious, and chaotic events we missed earlier this week across the multiverse. Here is what we are tracking today: The KC-135 Refueling Crash: A major incident unfolded in western Iraq as a U.S. military refueling plane crashed during operations agai...